Taniwha

Introduction-Hi it’s me Dave I’ve been the writer for Taniwha for his origin story and everything else on this website because Taniwha can’t write with him having flippers but Taniwha is flipping out hehehe. He is angry because his origin he made for himself got taken down for being “cringe” and his real origin got taken down for being a shitpost so he has given up but I feel bad for him so I’m going to give retell his origin quickly because I think that’s all that’s the problem. If it’s the quotes there is no way I’ll be able to stop those he loves to make quotes Taniwha does.

Origin- Taniwha is a half human half walrus beast who wished for more in his life so he left his walrus life and joined a human town. The town was Vaussuian from Avaria

Vaussuiean- Taniwha instantly got recognised as a hard and loyal worker going from a tradie in a corner store to one of the richest in the village with his own house vineyard and stacks of diamonds building the main apartment building Library and costal eatery. He teraformed everything that he though looked out of the ordinary to help the villages overall beauty. He then joined the Vidoxian imperial army. Becoming a archery specialist and the Avarian scout protecting the border between Bardonia and Avaria from terrorist and squatters. He watched as his friends grew older and got replaced new people coming to power he was now the oldest in the village with the age of 96 he says “I don’t feel a day of 20.” It seems that his ageing is slowed with his walrus body. Taniwha was put into the council under the election of the three princesses. The town next to Vaussuiean lost its claim and Taniwha went and grabbed everything he could to help the owner of Menshivik the town which was unclaimed because someone from a rival nation greifed and stole everything he could then ran Taniwha has been ranked greatly by the owner and now is apart of the town to help rebuild.

Tanwha’s quotes.

“If you bring a knife to a gun fight just remember knifes don’t need ammo.”

”if you died protecting something you loved, you still died idiot.”

”Birds are real Americans aren’t”

“If someone insults my teeth I’m gonna make WW2 look like a tea party.”

”A dead mans hand is almost as cold as the heart of war.”