Cakeism

Cakeism is a religion based off of cake. it is based on a multi god pantheon that has five other gods of great power. The main god of Cakeism is The great baker who baked the earth and used life on earth as his sprinkles. This coined the quote at the beginning of the first holy book of the food court. The Cook Book Vol 1 "we are all just sprinkles on the cake we call earth"

Cakeism has three doctrines are that Cake should be shared with everyone, peace is called peace because of a piece of cake and one is to be kind to one another. A proper cake temple/shrine/church or any other holy site are required to include lapis. Pastel Cathedral Currently the only place fallowing Cakeism is the city of Pastel where it came from. Everywhere on earth is believed to be holy to Cakeists as they see the earth as one big cake. However Pastel has built a cathedral dedicated to celebrating cake. It has its lapis built into the ceiling of both the main room and the reliquary. its spires represent the candles on a cake as well as a large circle above each of the three doors to represent the three types of cake that exist right now. The Cathedral also has a reliquary located above the main hall that consists of holy books and rare artifacts from both Cakeism and other Religions. This is ware you can find the original copy of The Cook Book Vol 1.

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The Cook Book Volume 1

The contents of The Cook Book Vol 1 are as fallows:

“We are all just sprinkles on the cake we call earth”

In the beginning there were six chefs. Each with there own specialty. The leader of these chefs was the great baker. His name concealed in shadow, the great baker baked a great cake and sprinkled upon it life. This cake is the place we now call Earth.

The Philosophy Of Cake:

The great baker has given us sprinkles 3 simple rules to fallow

1 - Cake is to be shared by everyone, no matter who they are.

2 - Peace is called Peace because of a piece of cake. Be kind to one another

3 - If there ever is a temple or shrine built in honor of cake Lapis must be used somewhere visible in the build

The Founding Of Cakeisum:

Chapter 1: The First Cake

Once, long ago there was a man named Barry. Barry was a baker. He baked everything from Bread, Muffins, Scones, and more. One day while baking some bread he experimented with sugar. And when the bread came out of the oven… it was fluffy and delicious. This was the first cake. It had no frosting, but it was delicious all the same. This baker ate this cake and he had wondrous visions. Mixing egg and sugar together once more he created frosting to drizzle on to the cakes he was making. It was a miracle. Barry kept this miracle to himself for 2 weeks. Making cakes only for himself and never to anyone else.

Chapter 2: The Great Bakers Commands

One day the Great Baker spoke to him “I HAVE GIVEN YOU VISIONS OF CAKE SO THAT YOU MAY SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD” the Baker said to Barry in his dreams one night. Barry, not understanding who spoke to him, continued to keep the cake to himself. The Baker came to Barry in his dreams once more “YOU MUST SHARE YOUR CAKE WITH THE WORLD AS I HAVE COMMANDED OR I DECLARE YOU A ROTTEN SPRINKLE AND REMOVE YOU FROM MY EARTH CAKE”. Barry still did not heed these warnings. The next day while Barry was mixing his batter for another batch of cake, He slipped and fell into the vat. His apprentice Randall, found the vat. Barry was too deep into the vat to be seen and so Randall assumeing that it was meant to be made into Bread dough. Poured the batter and Barry into an industrial mixer crushing Barry into the dough. He then put the now red dough into the oven… Creating the very first Red Velvet Cake.

Chapter 3: The Apprentice

Randall pulled the Red Velvet Cake out of the oven. Thinking that this was just another experimental recipe from his master, He tried a piece. That night the Great Baker came to Randall in his sleep. “YOUNG ONE YOUR MASTER DEFIED ME AND NOW IT IS UP TO YOU TO DO MY BIDDING. IN THE DRAWR BY YOUR MASTERS SIDE DRESSER IS A RECIPIE FOR A FOOD CALLED CAKE. BAKE THIS CAKE AND SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD OR FOREVER HAVE THE SAME FATE AS YOUR MASTER” Randall did as he was told. Unlike his master Randal understood that cake needed to be shared…

Chapter 4: Celebration

Randall found the recipe that the Great Baker told him about. And so, he began to bake as many cakes as he could. The next day when the bakery opened nothing but cake was stocked. People were initially upset that there daily bread was not available. But upon settling for the cakes they rejoiced at the new food. And so they celebrated with it. Cake became the food of celebration. Being used to celebrate great occasions far and wide.

Chapter 5: The Voice

Years after cake was shared with the world Randall once more had a dream. But it was not the same as the Great baker. “YOU HAVE BROUGHT CAKE TO THE PEOPLE OF THE WOLD. NOW IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO CREATE A BETTER CAKE” and so the voice gave instructions to Randal to bake a special kind of cake. Randal began to harvest the materials. He ripped down banners and stole carpets from houses around his bakery and hid them in his basement. Performing a ritual with all the colors he took to summon a rainbow cake. Or that is what Randall believed. The ritual failed consuming the color without a cake with it. That night in his dreams he heard the mysterious voice again “NOT ENOUGH COLOR”

Chapter 6: Color Madness

Over the next few weeks Randall ransacked the town at night and with the cover of darkness stole all the colorful Items he could. Insanity consumed him. But the colors were never enough. Eventually the town discovered who was steeling when he was caught ripping the carpets up from the mayors house. When asked what he was doing all he said was “the cake must be perfect” The villagers were so upset with the ransacking of there houses that they turned him into a red velvet cake.

Chapter 7: The village

The village this takes place in was called Libum. After Randall was turned into Red Velvet Cake. The villagers all ate a piece of the red velvet cake. That night they all had the same dream. A message from the Great Baker “YOU DARE TO SPILL BLOOD INTO THE RECIPE OF CAKE. I SHALL NOT PERMIT BLOODSHED. BUILD A TEMPLE TO THE CAKE TO REPENT.” and so the villagers scrambled to build a grand temple to the cake. They built this temple of lapis as it was considered a luxury material in Libum.

Chapter 8: The temple The night after the temple was finally opened the villagers received a message once more from the Great Baker “THIS IS A TEMPLE FIT FOR CAKE. I DECREE LAPIS TO BE INCLUDED IN ALL FUTIRE TEMPLES TO CAKE.” The villagers. Happy with there success baked and shared all the cake they could with the world. And so Cakeisum was founded. - The End