Squeebus

Squeebus J. Squeeboni is a unique (and the only) raccoon in Rathnir, he was originally from a whole other continent, travelling to Rathnir for the adventure of the lands around his early twenties, even if he looks much smaller than he sounds. Standing at a humble 5'07" and weighing only approximately 120lbs. he takes little to no heed of his smaller stature. He prefers to be classified as a "Tanuki" in his own words though, as being the same as a less humanoid version of himself seems to be an insult to him. Squeeb tends to be a more light-hearted person, preferring to use comedy to make stressful situations a bit better for him and his allies. If asked, he will state he is a "Chef, Knitting Master, Comedian, Cartographer, and Author."

His life before Rathnir is presently unknown, but he isn't unwilling to share his past, especially if you get him enough food and alcohol to lighten him up. Through this method, he opened up about being a schizophrenic alcoholic, a knitting master, and an ex-jouster.

Origins
Born on a land completely unlike Rathnir, He is a newcomer to the local lands, listening to local tales to pick up the local politics. One of the first stories he heard on his arrival to Rathnir was of a great conquering force from the north-east. Squeebus quickly grew apprehensive of the world he had stepped into. He met with another newcomer to Rathnir named Stevie within Simulami, who he quickly befriended, and when he heard of a coming battle in the city of Arcturus, rushed to find out what was happening. The day after he arrived, during the evening, a peace treaty between the Volo tribe and Arcturus was made, and he found himself without a need to be within the city any more.

After his brief session of world travel, Squeeb found himself and Stevie in Viodoxa City, where the two had the idea for a Book and Map store. They moved to a set of neighboring apartments and began their stay within the city, Squeeb himself hopeful for a time of personal peace, especially after a full half of a day was spent trying to get himself out of a tree on his way to Viodoxa City, where he sustained his first genuine injury of his time in Rathmir.

Immortality & Religion
Squeeb had originally found out of his ungodly power when he got "Shitfaced drunk" in his own words. Squeeb had been miles from home at the time, and by the time he returned to Viodoxa City he was near dead. Eventually, stumbling back to his apartment, he fell face first into some berry bushes and died, until he didn't. The group of friends he was with then took advantage of his wasted state and chased him around the middle of the city, using him like a living target practice.

After some time they made a joke religion based off of Squeeb's immortality, and eventually locked him in a pile of his own heads, which spawned Squeebism, which is simply acknowledging Squeeb's unending existence.

Linguistics
Squeebus J. Squeeboni, the scholar he is, decided he would figure out how exactly to say "Lick my ass" in the Hanzeizh language. He did this in a matter of mere minutes, and thus the first recorded instance of someone having said "Lick my ass" was made, and his career in translation and language had begun.