Inverse

"As The God Of Goons Commands" - Inverse, The Merchant Goon 10/5/21

Early Life
Inverse's story begins In Pompaelo, In the Castellum Province In The Empire of Aristios. Inverse was born an Aristii Citizen, at the age of 18 He joined the Aristii Military, and gradually became Minister of Defense and joined the Aristii High Council. At the age of 20 he left to live his dream as a wandering merchant.

When Inverse was 25 he went on a trip to Goonsville to make deals with a local business, however he didn't know of the evil lurking in said town. Once Inverse settled down his suitcase in a local Inn he was going to visit the local pub when he started hearing voices in his head that said. "Become one of the Goons", this voice alone manipulated him into becoming a blood thirsty bandit. Inverse claimed the lives of many innocent civilians in search of his true purpose and to fulfill/satisfy the bloodthirst of the God of Goons. Yet, despite all of Inverse's attempts he alone was not enough to satisfy the eternal bloodthirst of the God of Goons.

In search of his true purpose, and disciples to help him satisfy the God of Goons thirst for blood, Inverse went on to create the duchy of Goondium and claimed a plot of land which he named Goonsville in hopes of spreading the influence of the Goons. The God of Goons had once again awakened and bestowed upon it's head goon Inverse the "Staff of the Merchant Goon" commanding him to use this holy artifact to wake the goons out of their slumber and bring chaos to the world once again.

Path To Independence
Inverse realized someone else had been to this land before him, Redoriv, which is a fairly large nation completely surrounding Goonsville. The goons fought against Redoriv to gain claim to their land and allies were stacked against them despite the people of Redoriv being fine with the existence of Goonsville. Legend says the owner of a city in Bidwell even offered the old leader of Redoriv, Gorzealion, hundreds of thousands of dollars so that Goondium could be a nation and take that land but the tyrannical leader refused. Eventually due to pressure from the people Gorzealion stepped down and there was no war, this led to Goonsville getting the land and its independence as a nation. Redoriv and Goondium are now very close friends and have assisted each other in many External and Internal Affairs (although they aren't formal allies).

First Conflict
Inverse found the colonization of the continent of Eldham by foreign Rathnirians to be a stain on the soil of Eldham. Coincidentally, a colony from the Rathnir nation Viodoxa happened to be right below the city of Goonsville. Inverse gathered his weapons and followers to launch an invasion on the colony land of Viodoxa. Inverse went on to use the power of the Staff of the Merchant Goon to slay the rathnir colonizers from Viodoxa and won the war with a 56-3 kill count at the end. After the first battle the Viodoxans fled their cities and transferred ownership over to a closely allied nation named Novastonia expecting the goons to back off due to the extensive alliance that Novastonia was apart of. Something you should know about the goons is that they never back down from a challenge and the goons took this challenge in stride. The goons defeated the Novastonians with double the kills they obtained at the previous war due to Inverse crippling their supply lines with pre-war bandit raids as well as the power of the God of Goons giving the small number of the goons the power to overcome a much larger force.

Unfinished Business
A wedding between the leader of Novastonia, Lieutenant Joseph and his spose Gabobean was about to commence. It was a grand event and a spectacle to the world for its beauty and attracted many spectators. The allies in the GEAR alliance had issues with Lieutenant Joseph and seeked to denounce him but start it off with a bang. Initially they were going to march their troops into the wedding and attack but they decided to instead enlist their good friends from Goondium to "kill everyone in attendance". The goons led by Inverse leaped into the wedding right before it was about to start and massacred many civilians and representatives/leaders from nations that went to watch the event. The goons afterward suffered severe backlash for destroying a lovely event and were denounced by multiple individuals and nations. GEAR officials cleared up the confusion and the situation mostly calmed down but Eldham would always remember The Red Wedding and the lives lost due to Inverse and his terroristic goons.

Emperor Ascension
After his successful conquest in Novastonia/Viodoxa Inverse returned to his homeland of Aristios where displeased with Otto 's faulty government and unfaithful rule, he started the Commonwealth of Aristios in retaliation. After a few days of intense back and forth debate and denouncements (no killing or physical violence) the Commonwealth was absorbed as the main government and reformed into the Grand Republic of Aristios. A senator's election for a new emperor was held which Inverse won by a landslide. Inverse was adopted into the Oleas and is currently the Emperor of Aristios while also ruling the Duchy of Goondium.

GOONGUARD
Inverse's thirst for power hadn't been quenched yet, he went on to recruit more and more goons and eventually stumbled upon a man named Onetapped. Inverse went to give Onetapped his Goon business card when Onetapped pulled one out as well. Inverse stared at Onetapped for awhile wondering if he should slay the man right then and there, until he looked down at the card, "Come one! Come all! To the RavenGuard Tournament!" Inverse completely forgot about his bloodlust towards Onetapped due to the distraction of this MORE SUPERIOR BLOODLINESS. Inverse fought against legendary fighters from nations all across Eldham until he eventually came out on top and was crowned the Champion of the first Ravenguard Tournament. Afterwards, Onetapped asked Inverse if he would join Ravenguard until Inverse informed him that he already owned a nation called Goondium. Onetapped and Inverse didn't talk for awhile after that until his old friend required assistance from a small coalition building against him called "Maximus". Inverse offered to merge their two nations together to fight off the threat which created the nation of GoonGuard. Inverse and Onetapped now rule the Empire of GoonGuard with an Iron fist, commanding their vast combined bandit armies into battle.

The Mistake
Every single day Inverse had to make the sacrifice of the head of a human child. This was necessary to keep The Goon God happy and to keep their goon powers (the ability to not have to sleep or eat and their abnormal strength). But the Goon God had been nowhere to be seen for months and one day Inverse carelessly forgot to sacrifice to him. The Goon God, despite not showing any signs for a month, instantly punished Inverse violently for missing his sacrifice and decided to possess one of his loyal subjects, the mayor of Goonsville, ErrorL...

...A few days later, Inverse was still mourning in his office about not only the Goon God's anger but the loss of a great friend that he had grown to know well. Suddenly loud bangs came from outside his office and pure darkness fell over the entire city of Goonsville during the daytime. When Inverse went outside you could see nothing except a floating ErrorL with a sinister smile on his face. He proclaimed that he had merged consciousness with Grizagel (The Goon God) and they had become one. This turn of events distracted The Goon God so much that he seemed to have completely forgotten why he had possessed ErrorL in the first place. After that the Goon God forced Inverse and other workers to build him a massive palace where he brings people to and shows them his godly powers. ALL HAIL ERRORL.

Notable Events

 * Horse War
 * War of the Black Flag
 * Second Battle of Palermo
 * First Battle of Palermo
 * The Goons vs Viodoxans war
 * Bardonian Coalition War
 * Zamotz vs Skjoldbridir


 * 3rd partied multiple previous wars as a bandit
 * The Aristian Civil War
 * The Goons vs Novastonia war
 * The Red wedding