StoneyStoner's Account of the Segra Wars

Account of the Segra Wars is an in-game book written by StoneyStoner, of which there is only a single copy. The account is the most comprehensive and thorough account of the Segra Wars, a series of conflicts surrounding the invasion of the war goddess Segra.

Segra's Origins
''Segra was a war goddess from an old world called Paxia. She escaped Paxia's total destruction, but became imprisoned in a cosmic realm called the Weregate Facility. This was, until an Eldham player named Nazgulish from an Illuminati-type organization called Mügen contacted her and broke her out. Nazgulish talked with Segra, and writing down her account of history and philosophy, he wrote the Egonomica Segrora, and established Segraism as its own warlike Eldham religion.''

The Luxites and Entropy Worshippers
''Segra arrived to Rathnir and Eldham, mustered an army of mobs, and started to prod for weaknesses in the world. Her goal was to conquer it and turn it into a hellhole of eternal wars, what she called the "Heroic Arena", like a factions server. She eventually gathered a following on Rathnir and Eldham and began attacking cities outright. Segra did this by exploiting the large number of people worshipping Entropy, a previous invader-goddess that was defeated in Rathnir. Segra claimed that she was the reincarnation of Entropy, as she had eaten her eyes and ashes in the Weregate Facility, and she blotted out the sun into eternal night as Entropy had done before her. But a group of Luxites worked to prove that Segra was lying, so they contacted Athaz and reforged the dagger that was used to kill Entropy. They publicly summoned Segra's spirit and showed her the dagger. Segra did not recognize it, and so she was forced to admit that she was not Entropy, releasing the sun and returning the natural order of day and night.''



The Battle of Fornost
''Segra then attacked one of Rathnir's largest cities of Fornost. Her armies of mobs and Segrist recruits pushed the defenders back to their Pavlovist shrine, where she desecrated the church and mocked the Aurorans. However, the defenders pushed through the difficult battle and ended up defeating Segra's forces within the walls, driving them out and issuing her heavy losses. After this, she decided to focus solely on conquering Eldham before advancing back to Rathnir.''

''Segra still looked for the weakest points in Eldham, and launched several minor attacks to find weak and hated nations, and to gather recruits to her conquest. The anti-Segrist group Kokeodoshi was established in order to fight Segra's influence and attacks, as well as the Chaos Authority, which was focused in figuring out what this threat was and how to contain it. While the players of both worlds scrambled to respond to her, she sent out copies of her physical body parts to be retrieved by her followers in the attacks. These built up slowly over time, and were kept in vaults of the Segrist armies.''

The Abyss Mystic Scrying Rituals
''As these attacks occurred in Eldham, a group of Abyss Mystics in the nation of Viodoxa held a scrying ritual to view into Segra's past and her weaknesses. Segra disrupted several attempts at these, but eventually they discovered some important and horrific details on her past. Segra had apparently created a whole race in her homeland of Paxia, called the Strong, which she fully destroyed after a radical sect of them betrayed her. She took all of her peoples' souls and constructed a machine that would keep them conscious in a perpetual state of nothingness, tortured by mass hallucination and delusion. This machine was called the Scumoctacon.''

The Battle of Mügen
''In Eldham, the anti-Segrist players discovered that it had been the old and defunct society of Mügen that summoned the apocalyptic goddess, and so they assaulted their headquarters to take revenge and try and find anything they could use against Segra. The Segrists met them in the headquarters, and ultimately defeated them due to their better martial skills within Segra's recruited army. Segra then ramped up her attacks heavily on Eldham.''

The Attack on Rattican Catacombs
''Segra then attacked into the Rattican City, and she determined it was the weakest place on Eldham, for the Rats were widely hated and isolated. It was here that she would establish a permanent foothold, from which she would start her invasion over all of Eldham. She attacked the city and the catacombs beneath, clearing it out of all its inhabitants, and building a refuge for her army in the underground there.''

The Battle of Eldia
''Another anti-Segrist attack came when they discovered a cultist in the city of Eldia, Razuni Sultanate, was communing with Segra to hand over his people. The Segrists occupied the city and began to destroy it, and the anti-Segrists attacked them to save the city. During the destruction, the most prominent god of the city, Sylfae, raised his temple off the ground and into the sky above. After the battle had settled, the anti-Segrists had driven the Segrists out of the city, and they found a portal to the Scumoctacon in the basement of the Eldian cultist.''

The Scumoctacon (the Back Rooms Event)
''The anti-Segrist armies entered the portal to the Scumoctacon, and they were met with a labyrinth of psychosis, full of terrible traps, puzzles, and unending dangers. They managed to get past all these obstacles in a matter of days, where they found the core of the Scumoctacon. They first met Segra's lieutenant, Nazgulish, who had released her upon Eldham and organized her armies. They threatened him with violence and took his weapon, but he escaped out of the Scumoctacon. They then met with the man who had led the Strong's rebellion against Segra in Paxia, named Jubal Il-Sur. Being chained up in his torture room, he told the anti-Segrists that the only way to defeat Segra was not to fight her (she was a war goddess after all), but that when she started her attack on the world, to all unify and manifest a single god that would come and challenge her. Any deviation would make the manifestation too weak to defeat her, so they would have to fully unite for the first time in Eldham history. The players then killed Jubal to put him out of his misery, and the Scumoctacon was destroyed from within, and the players returned safely to reality.''

The Eldham Purge
''The destruction of the Scumoctacon enraged Segra, and so she sent several violent, vengeful attacks against cities who had sent contributing troops. Segra then built a new Scumoctacon, a massive sphere of bedrock above the Rattican City, and she ensnared the souls of all the Eldham players, and rebuilt the machine in a brand new Scumoctacon. Here, she let loose her own armies of violent followers to unleash the players' greatest fears. The players collectively hallucinated their own world, but where everyone looted, pillaged, murdered, and griefed--the Eldham Purge. The whole world fell to ruins and ash, and the innocent people of Eldham were greatly traumatized by the nightmare. However, Segra only kept them in the Eldham Scumoctacon for 3 days, and released them back into reality.''

The World Religious Union
''As all this was happening, several world leaders recognized the challenges of uniting the world under one god to summon, even with the looming existential threat posed by Segra. Terradore of the Cakeists, Tsulisur of the Cubeists, and Ratticus and SirenDrowned of the Rats came together and agreed to try and summon the god of the Rats, the Rat King, to defeat Segra. Segra was outspoken about her hatred of the Rats, seeing them as the weakest, most pitiful creatures on Eldham. So, they spread out among the nations of the world, and proselytized the coming of the Rat King who would save them from Segra. As they started doing this, though, Segra appeared before Terradore in his Cathedral of Pastel, and warned him that no one on Eldham would lower themselves to following such a pathetic god. She then destroyed the cathedral before flying away.''

The Battle of Rattican City
''Segra, having been fully manifested by her followers, launched her full invasion into Eldham from her base in Rattican City. But, the anti-Segrist forces met them as they left the base, and attempted to contain them. Hoards of monsters and super powered warriors met the anti-Segrists, and they quickly overran them in a matter of hours, butchering and torturing them to death in a gleeful frenzy. In their initial victory, Segra emerged onto the world in her most powerful form for the first time, that of a giant skeletal wither. The anti-Segrists got together, and remembering the plans of the World Religious Union, every single one of them desperately cried out to the Rat King to come save them.'' ''The Rat King descended upon the battlefield of his city, and he granted the players strength to defeat Segra, and rose his fallen heroes from death. The Segrist armies were pushed back into their base, and Segra's greatest incarnation was defeated on the roof of her own bunker. Segra then build a bedrock box around herself to protect her and hide her shame at being defeated. The Rat King looked upon the pitiful Segra and shamed her for her misdeeds and selfish conquest. He smashed through the bedrock box and devoured her, chewing her to bits. Then, he shat her out in pieces to rain down upon the players below. This was the defeat of Segra in the Battle of the Rattican City.''

''After the battle, the successful leaders of the World Religious Union met in the cathedral of Pastel in order to try and punish the leaders of Segra's army in Eldham. Here, the Segrists Pilota and Jigtoes were executed, Nazgulish and GuardReady were found not guilty, Quill was sentenced to community service, and Clownling_ (who claimed to be the immediate reincarnation of Segra herself) was found not guilty by insanity. The World Religious Union and the players of Eldham were satisfied that Segra had been destroyed and justice served to her followers, and thus ended the Segra Wars.''