Religion of The Inevitable

Founding
After a harrowing sea-borne disaster, the first prophet Yadus had a great vision in the netherworld between death and life. A great and terrible wave swept from the south, covering all the land and destroying everything before it. When the waters settled, a majestic and mighty wave swept from the north, it's beautiful blue waters covered the destruction and death and put a great peace over what was once horror. From his floating position, Yadus heard a soothing voice from the waters. "Prepare yourself for The Inevitable."

Once he awoke, he spurred his group to action, and within a few days they built The Ark of Yadus. The great vessel is held high above the city of Invetia as an ark of protection, utilized during The Inevitable to carry the believers into the new era. The name of the voice has simply been called The Voice by Yadus.

Current Members


 * 1) Michel Ebony Kestle
 * 2) First Prophet Yadus
 * 3) Grand Watcher SirWhiteBread
 * 4) Third Prophet ChewyGooey

Founding Tenants
Yadus decreed these few tenets after the completion of the Ark.


 * No watcher of The Inevitable shall settle upon land, so that they may hear The Voice more clearly.
 * No watcher of The Inevitable shall go for more than 2 days without submerging in the holy water and communing with The Voice.
 * No lay-man shall step upon the Ark until they have heard The Voice.
 * Any trespasser upon the Ark shall be sentenced to death by drowning or forced sacrifice of value.

Bread Tenants
Within the first two days of the construction of The Ark of Yadus, a curious man appeared from the East bringing commands of The Voice. He conferred with Yadus, who named him the Sir WhiteBread Second Prophet and Grand Watcher after hearing his recollection of The Voice. The Voice told him the following, which Yadus canonized as Bread Tenants, or the Second Tenants:


 * A community of Watchers shall construct a watchtower with clear view to the southern horizon. The Watchtower is the only building in a community that can be as high or higher than the community's Ark.
 * A Grand Watcher shall be appointed by the primary prophet of the community to watch the horizon for the Southern Wave. It is the Grand Watcher's job to alert the community to The Inevitable once it appears as foretold.

The Moo-shroom Miracle
During a dark and dreary thunderstorm, while constructing the Invetia Tavern, two moo-shrooms appeared out of thin air before brother Dukeslayer. Startled by the event, he was nearly struck by lightning when one of the cows was smote from the sky. It turned a dark brown from it's original red color. Yadus was brought to the scene, and he declared the event a miracle.

The two cows were promptly named The North (The Brown Cow) and The South (The Red Cow) after the waves of The Inevitable. According to Yadus, the mushroom stew pulled from their udders is considered holy, and helps one hear The Voice more clearly. They lived for a time within his home before a terrible accident killed The South. The North was brought out of the home and placed in a boat beneath The Ark of Yadus, where it now lives peacefully.

The Lightning Rod Miracle
During a rainstorm on the 11/14/21, SirWhiteBread the Second Prophet was busy fishing away off one of the Invetian docks. While First Prophet Yadus evangelized to the masses, lightning struck SirWhiteBread's pole before their very eyes. Shortly thereafter, the water before them transformed into lava for the blink of an eye.

Yadus and SirWhiteBread had been questioning The Inevitable's reach within the nether, and the lava and lightning was seen as a sign of warning. The Prophets believed it was telling them of great danger in the nether as well.

The Coming of the Bees
On the morning of 11/15/21, Yadus sat atop The Ark of Yadus and evangelized to the masses of Eldham. Rain began to fall, and lightning struck the highest mast before Yadus' eyes. As he collected himself, two bees materialized before his eyes. Brothers Duke and ChewyGooey captured the bees, and Yadus promised The Voice that they would build a holy apiary in honor of the bee blessing.

Enter Demo Dan
On 11/15/21 immediately after The Coming of the Bees, Duke discovered the Invetian vault completely emptied of possessions, save for an Iron Guardian and many blocks of copper. The great guardian began to speak, apologizing for it's intrusion as the rest of Invetia gathered in the vault to hear its words.

"I hope I am not intruding, bring me the stew!"

Yadus ran to gather the holy stew of the Mooshroom, and gave the guardian three. It drank them promptly, and made strange note of the texture.

"The stew is very creamy."

At this point, the guardian cornered ChewyGooey, the Third Prophet, and began a staring contest. This frightened ChewyGooey, yet he held firm and kept his ground.

"A message is coming soon."

At this point the guardian began taking damage, and began spewing nonsense. It was promptly struck by lightning and died, dropping Demo Dan's Core. Yadus declared it an artifact, and the Invetians came out of the vault to a great surprise. The head of their great statue was adorned with gems and steel!