Starlorde123

Starlorde123 is a player that has been on Stoneworks since August 18, 2020.

On Jadgas
"can i join a town"- The first words of starlorde123 spoken on august 18th 2020

On August 18th Starlorde had joined Jagdas after seeing the server advertisement. He had previously never known of such things as world building and "Stoneworks" but he was bored and decided to give it a chance. Upon joining he had went east to the nation of Dawn where he spoke his first line "can i join a town" he wasn't invited to dawn but other nations such as Yimmu-Audal and Vierina had invited him. He was given a tour of Vierina by Edoboss101, he had joined the town because and i quote "looks nice can i join? he was allowed entry two days later.

By the time he had joined the town the crab wars were in full swing and Starlorde had participated as a war photographer. Upon a G0nfist victory he watched the ceremonial pyre at Vierina where he had later built the "temple of the flame of peace" a temple dedicated to the G0nfist beliefs. He spent most of the next weeks touring the world and exploring for more knowledge to bring back to vVerina. Until the first of September were he fought in The Nutsacking under Syndic Coombeans. He was previously robbed by the Nutshack and wanted his stuff back (he never did). he had pretty much done nothing for the next week due to the server being down. On sept 11th he had joined sewer mafia because it sounded fun and to prevent a attack on Vierina. later that day the gruhists attacked vierina under the Caius belli of sacrificing him to the pit. starlorde and edoboss were taken captive and transported to ishigama (the site of the first pit) and were sacrificed. on the last day of jagdas history he had started a archeological expedidtion with green tomato in the ruins of the kaihyon where he had spawned the next day. unable to talk but still having the ability to walk he had spent the final hours of the first era wandering through the ruins of the northern cities before leaving jagdas for the final time.

On Rathnir
During the intermediate period starlorde was invited to the Valdreach Imperial Republic by edoboss101. He joined because other players from vierina had joined. He went on to found the oldest bar on the server on September 26th called "le starlorde" he also went on to found his own town of barbary which was a ugly tower 100 blocks from Aezenfjord. he spent some time brewing until greentomato rejoined and invited him back to sewermafia, He joined immediately. when the turtleonia wars started he scammed both sides of the war for a set of armour and 13k. He didnt fight in the war because his potato ass pc took 40 minutes to load minecraft. it was around this time that he wrote "the holy potato" and "bruh" 1-5 these books had minor success but it started his career as a writer. Around this time he had befriended the famous bandit whitetrucker by ways he doesnt even understand. later he had become a werewolf, then killed darkblade and became werewolf clan leader this angered carpisous who declared war on barbary. with the help of several vir members and humfy aka whitetrucker alt stopped a attack. he then caught the plague like 5 times and some how gained hearts. a few weeks later he invited Stoney to le starlorde and then went camping on pog island. while camping he had noticed stoney watching him. he though nothing of it until he had returned home and discovered a book by stoney "Celtic summons" it is unknown if he was the only person to have the book. but it had told of the harvest of the dead and the summoning of giants. several days later the valdreach valor rebel ion happened and starlord along with sirmisterpanda killed viomela and took her armour (at least starlorde did). he got bored of the decreased activity in the vir and deleted barbary and went to the center of the world as the town of imperium proclaiming himself as emperor of southern altenque. he was deported several hours later. landless and bored he went south to found imperium two south of lumare. they told him "move to across the bay" he did and as the town of not_venice had finally found a home. growth of the town was slow at first. He then joined the ppc and wrote the first "TRUTH' (tm) . in late November the people of lumarie asked if he wanted to join them. he accepted. in lumare he found a community he had not seen since the early days of the vir. he built a small brewery which he never used in the town. upon the temporary banishment of greentomato he had taken command of yanren until green returned and had alongside cerb who did most of the fighting, prevented the complete destruction of yanren . he had fought in the early part of the solsdum event as a spy in the south west pyramid. He was never actually caught but doesn't really care anymore because solsdum is rigged. then on December 17th 2020 he had founded shady bar which is like the only bar on the continent probably. Its a nicely decorated bar according to visitors. He was part of the group who bomber dorasterrock and was exicuted In late January he was killed by terrorists and his clone he made durring the harvest of the dead woke up and took over all his jobs. then he built ROADS and not just any roads, BIG ROADS.over the next few weeks he spent his time researching new technologies and construction machines until he got bored took nap woke up and invented some cool machines. then he did some sneaky scheming with the sewor mafia and watched a entire nation collapse.

On rathnir but written with more effort
Later on, as in weeks after the aforementioned watching of a nation collapse, The artefacts and codex's that Starlorde had been collecting since the Jagdas Famine had been robbed alongside most of Not Venice's artefacts by a rogue Communist and worshiper of Ra (yes the Kemetic sun god). Devastated, instead of giving up like a normal person he proceeded to take a relaxing break fortunately avoiding the entire ferrymen war and proceeded to go into maximum recruitment overdrive, leaving Not Venice as the 2nd largest city on the server and the largest In sorligste, a Newly formed nation of which he was a major politician in. As His city grew its fortunes crashed and on 2e295 the city nearly found its self on the frontlines of a invasion from the treacherous barbarians known as the hands. several days later the city was joined into Tortuga alongside the rest of the continent. and Starlorde became a Captain of whatever Tortuga is considered(horde? port?). After a few months, Tortuga decided to balkanize the continental mainland for some reason, and Starlorde was given a kingdom, the kingdom of Italian't, (or as we now call it to avoid admin hissyfits "Serenus). That lasted about 2 weeks because starlorde didnt want to rule a entire kingdom so he agreed to unify with Norvos, Becoming a dual monarch alongside Castie. That lasted about slightly longer than Serenus because the foul bandit known as elzareth decided to coup the nation so they could use it to invade ato (it was at this moment that Starlorde became the reason a bunch of shitty "rp'er" were allowed to become bandits). Ironicly they got couped 3 days later by the entire continent. their lands unified with ato to form the Grand Sorligste Federation, Starlorde was its first leader only for about 3 days due to people wanting him to running for a 2nd term despite not wanting to and loosing. The federation lasted like maybe a month before the coupers returned with slightly more mercs. So the tried and trusted method was used and they unified with frostmarch. Starlorde was rightfully returned to being a noble and became the First Jarl of Serenus.

Nothing of major note occurs from this point forward as Starlorde begins his slow process into retirement. Now the Signore of the Serene City of Not Venice he mainly works on the city alongside his trusted countrymen(yall know who you are).

The wars in which I fought
The turtle war(for the coalition)

The nutshacking(for the coalition)

The Turtleonian wars(for both sides)

The Etcharian Yimmu Audal wars(both sides)

Naverechnian civil war(for the sepratists)

The carpisious raids (for valdreach)

The golden war(for Ulderash)

The Viper war (for sewor mafia)

The solisdom war (for Lumaire)

The Trillium war (for the coalition)

The Bardonian war (for Soumere)

The sorvien war (for Aezenfjord)

The kerfuffle of 21 (for the grand union)

former and current roles and titles

 * God Emperor of the Valdreach Imperial Republic
 * citizen of vierina (former)
 * unofficial priest of temple of flame of peace (former)
 * third sewermafian(2nd?)
 * citizen of VIR (former but still part of old capital)
 * founder of le starlorde bar
 * prophet of the holy Potatoism
 * mayor of Barbary (former)
 * emperor of southern Altenquia (former and also unoficial)
 * leader of imperium 2 (former)
 * head idiot of not_venice
 * author of truth
 * citizen of Lumaire(now Soumere)
 * founder of shady bar
 * Citizen of soumere