The Book of m

The Book of m is the holy scripture of M-ism, a religion founded by Tveeedogman, Daldipie and Taje188.

= The Book of m =

The Book of m: Creation

 * 1) In the beginning there was Chaos, and Chaos was without order and uniform. It sat in the void both its contents and itself. It craved order and separation but was without the power to enact it.
 * 2) Suddenly from Chaos was birthed The m. The m looked upon Chaos as the first to be separate from it. This fact gave The m the power to separate Chaos, and so it divided Chaos into four elements. The lightest of the elements was Fire and Fire blazed upwards to form the first and highest realm, the Mpyrean. The second of the elements was Air and Air floated up to form the second realm, the Sky. The third of the elements was Earth and Earth fell to form the third realm, the Ground. Finally, the fourth element was Fluid but at its moment of creation a burst of Fire fell from the Mpyrean and split the Fluid into two sub elements, Water and Lava. The Lava fell through the earth and settled underneath the Ground to form the Magma, whereas the Water settled on the Earth and formed the Ocean. And so, the Fourth element was forever split across the third realm without a realm of its own. Finally, The m placed two lights on the underside of the Mpyrean the larger one, The Sun, he set to light the day, and the smaller one, The Moon, he set to light the night.
 * 3) The m looked at the world he had created and saw it was good. He proclaimed himself the First of the Universe. He then chose the highest of its realms to be his home, so he could watch over all he had created and help it in its life. On the Ground he bid the earth bring forth plants and creatures of all shapes and sizes to populate it. The first of these creatures was The n, and The m was so impressed with this creation that he bid The n come up to the Mpyrean and take her place as Second of the Universe.
 * 4) The creatures of the Third realm sprouted and multiplied spreading across the Ground turning it green and yellow and all sorts of colours, and each animal, each plant, each insect all had knowledge of and reverence to the First and the Second, The m and The n. The n with the First’s permission created beasts to populate the Sky. The birds as she called them lived in the Sky but could travel across the divide between the Second and Third realms which gave them a power similar to the powers of the First and Second, and a power that no creature of the Third held, but these beasts were still wired to revere those of the First.
 * 5) The First declared:

“All the world shall have peace, though the carnivore shall eat the grazer, and the grazer shall eat the plant none shall think themselves superior to the other. All are subservient to the might of the Mpyrean.”


 * 1) Finally The m and The n would begin their greatest creation, the intelligent folk. They were made to be the shepherds of the Third realm, to guide its creatures and plants in the way of The m, but something went terribly wrong with their creation. They were made from the dust of the Ground, the vapors of the Air and at their heart The m placed the Fire of the Mpyrean. However, when they opened their eyes, they did not see their benevolent overlords, but two other people like them. The intelligent folk had no wired reverence to The m or his Second. They attacked their creators with force and fury, though they were unable to wound The m or The n they forced the First and Second of the universe back to the Mpyrean.

The Book of m: Morals

 * 1) The m looked down upon the Third realm now populated with the intelligent folk, and he saw a group of humans in the north forming a Jarldom.

“We shall build a great kingdom here,” the Jarl Ivar declared to his followers. “It shall be the greatest kingdom in all the land, if you each follow my instruction and my law.” And his followers set to work building a nation from the forest.


 * 1) A few years later it had built up splendid castles and palaces, a fleet of gold gilded ships, great mines that dug out great mounds of precious metals which fed the great wealth of the nation. The nation controlled the whole sea and commanded great tides from foreign nations which only grew the nation’s power. At the centre of this great empire sat Jarl Ivar who commanded an army of servants and slaves attending to his every need and want.
 * 2) The m travelled to the Third realm to observe the place of Ivar more closely. He disguised himself as a weary traveller and approached the court of Ivar, just at the start of the night.

“Great Jarl of Slaemt,” The m bellowed in a weary voice. “I come to you requesting aid. I have come from a far off land and require residence in your land.”

The Jarl made a flick of his hand so one of his attendants would help him stand up.

“Look upon my Jarldom!” He shouted across the hall. “My city of a thousand marble buildings stretches across a whole landmass, my kingdom encompasses the whole ocean and my reach has no end. I own halls of gold and jewels, I command an army of the world's finest soldiers, I strike fear into the fiercest of warriors. My empire is more powerful than even the might of the Mpyrean. And you come to me, begging for help, and you don’t think it appropriate to kneel before the most powerful man in all the realms.”


 * 1) The m looked at this powerful Jarl, and all he saw was a man, who thought himself greater than his peers. He was just about to remove his disguise and show the Jarl’s hubris for what it was, when the Jarl’s religious adviser, Olafur, pushed forward.

“Do not do this great Jarl,” Olafur pleaded. “For he is the First of the universe, though he now wears a disguise. You cannot hope to stand against him!”

“Nonsense slave!” Ivar scoured. “Have him bow!”

“Your advisor speaks truth,” The m proclaimed, throwing off his robes, and standing tall over the small man. “And you have proven your hubris. No one has a hope against the power that I hold. I made a covenant with the intelligent folk, one which I shall now uphold. My immortal Fire shall consume your small city, and reduce it to ash, you shall be as you always were, a man.”


 * 1) At the end of his words a great Fire blazed around the city. Consuming the splendid buildings in its cleansing flame, the people remained but their power and majesty was stripped in vengeance for its ruler's hubris. When the whole city had been reduced to ash, the people stood in its rubble surrounding The m in a circle of reverence and fear.
 * 2) As the sun rose the next day, The m looked upon the once powerful empire and proclaimed:

“This is what befalls all who believe themselves superior to their peers. All are equal in the eyes of The m!”

The Book of m: Dogman

 * 1) My life was cold and dark before it happened. I lived a half-life. Moving from one day to the next, with no real purpose or direction. Sure I was the heir to the throne of a powerful kingdom, but I still lacked a drive towards my purpose in life.
 * 2) Then it happened. One night I was awoken by a blinding light. It was The m. He spoke to me in a deep voice: “Dogman, this realm has fallen from its former glory. The intelligent folk have forgotten my sacred laws of peace and humility. Nations invade each other for their greed and power. Thousands die, and the Third realm has been forever scarred, however I am resolved to have mercy upon the people of the Third, and give them a chance at redemption.”
 * 3) “A chance?” I asked in wonder at the great deity. “Yes, I have been watching you, Dogman. You have faithfully defended my sacred law even if you didn’t know it. You possess a unique aptitude towards it, and it is because of that, that I have chosen to make you this realm’s last chance.”
 * 4) “How can I be the last chance of this realm? I am but a boy, with no connections or experience, how can I be what we need?” “After tonight you shall be more than you are now, half of you shall remain human, but the other half shall become immortal and powerful. I shall imbue you with the raw power that created me many centuries ago, and you shall rise above your peers to become The Third of the universe. Though half of you shall remain Dogman, the other half shall become The o and together your two halves shall be the bridge between me and all those of The Third. Which you shall become the sacred lord of. You shall start a great cult in my honor with yourself as its leader, and you shall spread my word and my warning across the world. To save your world you must teach the people of it peace and humility, but you must be prepared to use force to defend the peace that you have founded, never forget that. ”
 * 5) When he had concluded his speech, The m moved back a bit and opened his great arms wide. His light began to grow to encompass the whole room and I felt a cleansing heat on my chest. Just before I blacked out, I heard The m say: “Remember if you fail, The Lower Fourth shall rise, and all will be consumed.”
 * 6) I woke, feeling refreshed and energized, in a way I had never felt before. Instantly I went to the chambers of my brothers, Timothy and Daldiepie, and told them everything. Initially they were skeptical. But I felt a great strength within me, and without warning I lifted the whole castle into the sky. Timothy’s skepticism was gone instantly and they agreed to help me in my purpose and being a budding scholar, he agreed to help me write the great scriptures of The m, with words and knowledge that was somehow inside me, as if The m had given it to me with the great light of creation. But Daldiepie refused to believe my statement even with the power I now possessed.
 * 7) He ran from the castle away from the perceived ‘dark magic’ he thought I’d been toying with. I wanted to run after him, but I heard a voice in my head. It was The n, and she said: “No, I shall make him see.” I stopped, and watched as a flock of birds followed my brother into the sunrise. When he reached the ocean that surrounds our islands, he stopped, unable to go further, and turned back to see The n land behind him with her bird bodyguards.