Potatoism

Origins
In the early days of the universe there were two beings, Nebimepat and Heitekese. One of the land and sky, and one of the sea. In these times the beings used their combined power to forge the Coureium Dieum and with the Coreium Dieum, the 3 sides of the Triplicatvm and its 3 sides, Jagdas, Rathnir, and Eldham, on the first day of creation. In their Image they made the triplicatvm, with one to rule the land and the other to rule the sea. On the second day of creation, they made all living things to walk the earth and swim the sea. On the third day of creation Heitekese stole the Coreium Dieum for himself and made the demons and monsters of the triplicatvm, the Sekes. With this power and his amries Heitekese cast Nibemepat from the triplicatvm and cursed him to orbit it. Angered by this betrayal, Nibemepat spoke to Topek, the first of man, and said "Go fourth young one and raise an army for with my blessing you must banish Heitekese from this realm into his cursed domain" and so on the fourth day Topek and his army went to where the land met the sea, where Nibemepat met Heitekese, and praiyed and sacrificed flesh and potatoes to Nibemepat for his help. At this Nibemepat smited down the Sekes and bannished Heitekese to the depths as he was to the sky.

holy texts


 * The holy potato
 * The First Book of Nebimepat

Gods and Saints


 * Nebimepat - The one true god, the holy potato
 * Saint Warwick the Drunken - Patron Saint of Vodka and the city of Kadas Etnada
 * Saint Omega the Shaman - Patron saint of vague medical related nonsense

RULES OF THE FAITH PUT FOWARD BY NEBIMEPAT


 * DO NOT REJECT THE SANCTITY OF POTATOES
 * DO NOT EAT THAT OF WHICH COMES FROM THE SEA AS IT IS THE SPAWN OF HEITEKESE
 * SPREAD THE PEACE AND WORD OF THE HOLY POTATO

Holy sites

The Paataaba in Not Venice is the only holy site that remains

Potato Shamanism
Main Article: Potato Shamanism

A uniquely Potatoist form of magic, Potato Shamanism was originally developed by Saint Omega the Shaman, hence his title. Potato Shamanism cast its magic by using the energy of potatoes.