Potatoism

Lore(dammit ill finishin this later cause mobile is aids)
In the early days of the universe there were two beings, Nebimepat and Heitekese. One of the land and sky, and one of the sea. In these times the beings used their combined power to forge the Coureium Dieum (better name soon). Heitekese who wanted to be more powerful than Nebimepat had then

holy texts


 * The holy potato
 * The First Book of Nebimepat

Gods and Saints


 * Nebimepat - The one true god, the holy potato
 * Saint Warwick the Drunken - Patron Saint of Vodka and the city of Kadas Etnada

RULES OF THE FAITH PUT FOWARD BY NEBIMEPAT


 * DO NOT REJECT THE SANCTITY OF POTATOES
 * DO NOT EAT THAT OF WHICH COMES FROM THE SEA AS IT IS THE SPAWN OF HEITEKESE
 * SPREAD THE PEACE AND WORD OF THE HOLY POTATO

Holy sites

The Paataaba in Not Venice is the only holy site that remains