United Peoples Republic of Jonkburgia

The United Peoples Republic of Jonkburgia was a small single-party Kresslitist island nation located in Phoros Eldham, Its Ideology was invented by its founder, TheJonkMan, who originally founded a small squatter town named Jonkburg, which then would lead to the formation of the U.P.R.J.

Founding of Jonkburg
Jonkburg was a small squatter farm town formed by TheJonkMan after he tried to join the United Socialist States of Eldham, but ended up forming his own small commune village, but after gaining its first citizen tragedy struck, the town of Jonkburg was unfortunately in the middle of the nation Irulan's territory, but TheJonkMan was able to speak with someone from Irulan, but, once again tragedy struck, TheJonkMan was going to be forced to move, or they would be annexed, and TheJonkMan had no money, he could not afford to move but then, good luck finally shined its path, and Jonkburg was abolished, but then rose Jonkburgia.

The small state of Jonkburgia was the new rise of the fallen town of Jonkburg, Jonkburgia was formed on an island, a man-made island built by TheJonkMan, De_Dum_Man, DiamondNin, and Able2K. The small man-made island was then dubbed the 'Isle of Sheeplia' Based off of the small religion of Sheepism, and their god, Sheeplia. But then as Sheeplia was founded they gained a citizen, so they had to expand, which caused the small island to be referred to as Jonkburgia, which then followed a month of political Chaos.

Formation of the UPRJ
The UPRJ was formed after the month of political confusion, but before then, the small island nation was indecisive on what their government should be, They were deciding if they should be formed as a republic, or as a socialist union, but in the end they chose to be a mix of a revised communist republic, but, unknowing to them, communism isn't quite the best idea, and after another three days of confusion, TheJonkMan wrote and spread his own Ideology, Kresslitism, Which then, the Jonkburgian Kresslitist Party was formed. Then quickly after that, the nation was completely under control by the party, after that they re-branded themselves as the United Peoples Republic of Jonkburgia, but then with that change, came to a slow decrease in Sheepism followers, so the Isle of Sheeplia was renamed to the Isle of Sheepliten, (As of Recently Sheepliten has been renamed to Jupstadt after a vote was held to remove any religious affiliation with Sheepism due to recent controversies involving Sheepism.). The flag which was made after the formation of the UPRJ, is loosely inspired by the old flag of the United Burgamerian Socialist Republic.

Current Government System
The current government is a council of four people in control of the National Workers Party, Staatsoberhaupt (Head of Party/State), Deputy-Staatsoberhaupt, OberhauptVolksmilitär (Minister of Peoples Military), and Wirtschaftsminister (Minister of Economics). This council is called the National Workers Council or NWC. The NWC is in charge of how the state is run, and positions for the NWC are voted upon every year or two, they enforce the ideology of Kresslitism in which they ensure a classless, tax-less society with equal distribution of basic materials to live. Currently, there are heavy laws put in place to prevent inappropriate activities with Sheep because of Blvxzzrd, He also got executed because of his activities.

The beginning of the raids
Recently the U.P.R.J. has faced some tragic events, it all starts with a player known as Blvzzxrd who was at the time a new citizen, declared himself as the new prophet of Sheepism, and revised the religion as he saw fit. After reinventing the 'new' version of Sheepism, he traveled to the The Ashtrokan-Wandenreich Empire, and attacked some of its citizens and their guards, declaring that the UPRJ would put an end to their imperialist ways, which angered some of its citizens, so the group of citizens traveled to the island of Sheepliten and attacked the residents who where online, after that Blvzzxrd and TheJonkMan fled to Meltov City, which at the time, was under construction, and then the raiding of Meltov square commenced, which led to Days of Meltov city being raiding by the A.W.E and Vikings.

The Meltov Square raids
After Jonkman and Blvzzxrd fled to Meltov, the A.W.E followed them shortly after, which started an un-official battle that lasted around two hours, the U.P.R.J. lost because of their inferior amount of people,(There were only 2 citizens online), But then, a day after the battle one of the leaders of the AWE agreed to a non-aggression deal, But after that Vikings showed up and raided them, for which lasted around 4 hours in total, which in the end the U.P.R.J. and its citizens won't the Raid and eventually killed the Viking, but the next day, the Viking and his comrades showed up and raided again, which that time it was a shoot-out that lasted an hour, then eventually they got a mod involved, and the mod banned the Viking for frequent raiding. TheJonkMan after surviving both raids said, "Lmao how did we win." -Hanz Jonkman. After the raids were finished, Blvzzxrd was then thrown into a gulag, then he was promptly exiled from the UPRJ for almost starting a war they couldn't win.

Rattican-Raids
The UPRJ has suffered numerous raids from the Rattican, as early as 10/28/22 the first Raid began. There are two more un-documented raids that occurred, and the UPRJ lost both of them within a few hours. And as a result of these raids, the UPRJ has had a fueling hate for the Ideology of Ratism, and the Rattican Empire.

The Pest Battle of Meltov Square
The first Rattican Raid of Sheepliten occurred around 10/28/22. the battle lasted a grueling 2 hours (estimated), The battle was fought with courage from both sides. The battle was chaotic and within the anarchy, the Church of Sheeplia attempted to form a coup, which failed due to the fact the Rattican had slaughtered a majority of their 'holy army', but this chaos led to a fire breaking out causing much damage to the surrounding areas of Meltov Square, which halted construction. yet in the end, the UPRJ lost, and the Rattican occupied their capital for a few days and then left. The Nation was left in shock and despair, yet it fueled their propaganda campaign against the Rattican. and brought patriotism back stronger than before, but also left the feeling of resentment towards other nations, which cause higher security measures to take place, and the nation became very closed off and secretive up until recently.

The Vermin Invasion
Recently as of 5/17/23, The Rattican raided Meltov Square, putting the Nation in a state of emergency, confusion, and fear. The three defenders of Meltov Square were Hanz Jonkman, GamingB3ANZ, and CaptainGangar. The three Jonkburgians were initially visited by a Rat to warn them of the coming invasion, his time the Rattican planned on taking Meltov City for their own, after hearing this news Jonkman had to act fast, so they gathered as much as they could, and stashed it away. B3ANZ and Jonkman hid in a bunker underneath the National Office in hopes they could avoid combat, yet the Rattican was persistent, so in a moment of fear, they left the Bunker and began a battle that lasted an estimated three hours. Amid combat, it seemed as though they would lose the island, and the Jonkburgians feared that this would be the end of the UPRJ, but at that moment, Hanz Jonkman decided to give a small speech, "Men, we may not be strong, nor fit for combat, but we're Jonkburgians! We are BRAVE, We are COURAGES, and we are STUPID! ON MY MARK LETS HIT EM' WITH ALL WE GOT! GLORY TO THE UNITED PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF JONKBURGIA!" - Hanz Diedrich Jonkman. Within that moment, they pushed forward and charged the attacking Rats, after 10-20 minutes of more fighting, and throwing eggs, the Rats eventually fled off of the island and swam away. Jonkman and the other Jonkburgians recalled saying things such as, "Huh why are leaving", 'Did we win?!" and "I think they cut off my balls". This was a culturally significant event for the people of Jonkburgia, the Rattican may of had more kills in that battle, but they fled and the UPRJ gets to stand another day.

Collapse of Jonkburgia
The United Peoples Republic of Jonkburgia officially collapsed on 10/7/2023 after internal conflict regarding the new leader Beans Kaiserheim and the National party.

Beginning of the end
Hanz Jonkman, founding father of Jonkburgia retired soon after the UPRJs one year Unification Day, and in his he appointed Beans Kaiserheim, a trusted member of the community, veteran who fought in the Rattican Raids, and head of peoples military. At around this time Beans opposed the one party system and established the Jonkburgian-National Kresslitist Party, which went against the Jonkburgian constitution, which caused mixed public emotions. After vowing to establish a strong, wealthy Jonkburgian future, he began to establish policies that led to the death of the UPRJ.

The end of Jonkburgia
A week after Beans came in power, him and the national party started to enforce anti-Kresslitist policies, such as economic laws that went against the constitution, and allow company expansion, slave labor, and food/housing tax. After this documentation has been lost, due to beans attempting to erase his wrong-doings, and burning thousands of Jonkburgian documents. All that was found was an official broadcasting message that read “My fellow residents of Jonkburgia, I humbly announce that our union, our republic we fought for, is no more. The national party was the death of the state, but not the spirit. May we return! Glory!” -Unkown.

After the collapse of Jonkburgia, a settlement named Helegoo now controls the Jonkburgian isle.

The Jonkburgian-Dutch Travelers
Recently as of 5/13/23, the Museum of Jonkburgian cultural history has started construction, and the discovery of where the first Jonkburgian Settlers originated from, and Jonkburgian Culture will be taught at the museum. The original traces of where the Jonkburgians came from can be traced to an area located in Sparwood near the tundra and ice. Jonkburgian Folklore and Articles hint that there was an ancient long-lost settlement called 'Volkkstagervelo' or 'Gervenia' which the first Jonkurgian-Dutch travelers originated from, but most of this is based off of speculation. The features of a Jonkburgian would be purple or brown hair, green, yellow, blue, red, or brown eyes, darker skin around the eyes, and pale skin.

Vexillology
The meaning being the UPRJ's flag is that the white represents the people's loyalty and freedom, the red represents the people's strength and fury, the gear means revolution, and finally, the star with the circle represents the union between the workers which in the end represents the entirety of the United Peoples Republic of Jonkburgia.