Kinky Boots

Kinky Boots is a protest song written by Comrade Max about Bardonian agression.

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A messenger arrives at your door on horseback. You greet him, but he doesn't reply. You can't see his face, and if you could you probably wouldn't recognize him anyway. He hands you a pamphlet. when you look up to ask him what its about, he is gone. You open the pamphlet. It reads:

 "I stomped all over your garden last night 

 I kicked your front door down around at midnight 

 Oh somthing's telling me boy you're acting like twats 

 And when I find you, you will go for your pots 

 Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots 

 I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit 

 And when we go on night patrol we hold each others hands 

 We are the Bardon army and we're here to take your land" 

There is a stamp of the Second Coalition below it.

Full Lyrics
[Verse 1]

 I stomped all over your garden last night 

 I kicked your front door down around at midnight 

 Oh something's telling me boy you're acting like twats 

 And when I find you, you will go for your pots[1] 

[Chorus]

 Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots 

 I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit 

 And when we go on night patrol we hold each others hands 

 We are the Bardon army and we're here to take your land 

[Verse 2]

 My  good friend Bertie, he's in the GBS [2] 

 Searching for weapons, he will go near and far 

 Up  around by Cappagh[3], you'd never find him there 

 Oh the only gun he'd get there is an Arrow in his ear 

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]

 My good friend Trevor, he's in the GBS 

 But now they've handed him his redundancy 

 The folks along the border won't be seeing him anymore 

 That provo sniper [4] will be missing him for sure 

[Chorus]

[Verse 4]

 My good friend Nigel, he's in the GBS 

 He said a change is just as good as arrest 

 But now they've posted him way down to Urnu-Ar' [5] 

 He wont be having no more caviar [6] 

[Chorus]

[Verse 5]

 My good friend Sammy, he's in the GBS 

 An outstanding member, as all the world can see 

 I said go up to Urnu-Ar', if you want to have some fun 

 He said I'll take a run there, if I have nothing on [7] 

[Chorus]

[1] Slang/Abbreviation for Potions, commonly used in PVP

[2] Abbreviation for Greater Bardonian Sphere, a term created for Bardonia and it's subjugated/affiliated states

[3] An Irish word meaning ‘farmed or tilled land’

[4] Provisional Sniper, used to disrupt patrols

[5] Slang for Urnu-Arrak, a hot spot for political activity in recent days

[6] This line implies that the Bardonians are rich aristocrats who can't handle problems

[7]This whole verse is a subtle reference to streaking, the act of running in public while naked.

“An outstanding member” - as in his penis is standing out

“As all the world can see” the point of streaking is for people to see

“I’ll take a run there if I have nothing on” a reference to the act itself.