Kerfuffle of '21

The Kerfuffle of '21 was a minor conflict that broke out in western Sørligste on July 14th 2021, when the players living in the city of Thedour-Ra declared themselves an independent state under the banner of Ederan. The stated reason for their call for independence was their culture clashing with that of the greater region. No peaceful call for a vote on their independence had been called however so the leaders of Sørligste demanded that Thedour-Ra rescind their claim, or they would face war. In the end there was no actual fighting, when the Sørligste forces arrived at the city to attack they were informed of the enemy's surrender. The only casualties were friendly fire incidents

Kerfuffle
Sørigste forces, joined by volunteers from Tortuga, rallied in the town of Erðvald before travelling to Vesthavn, where they built a platform in front of the fort. At the outset of the allotted time for battle however there were no defenders in sight. The first casualty occurred when two of the Sørligste attackers managed to break into the fort; one was mistaken for a defender and promptly slain by the other, resulting in a friendly fire incident. After multiple construction of shlongs, multiple references to Mitchell and Web, and a flooding on the platform, the Sørligste forces began crossing over the wall of Thedour-Ra on a Redstone Staircase. It was at this time that word reached the war band that discussions had occurred between the independents and the government, and that the independents had unilaterally surrendered. After the surrender the settlement was occupied and the forces began exploring the newly annexed territory.

This is where the second casualty occurred when MurgaGame was mercy killed after he had fallen into an inescapable hole. After accepting that this was his life now he pursued a new career as target practice, after wearing an apple on his head in the place of armour, he would be killed by of a friendly archer. After multiple conversations regarding the world conflicts short and abrupt end, one person began targeting the War Reporter, Tumble_Meme, on site after fearing of the leak of supposed War Crimes committed by them. The war Reporter would suffer the most casualties with a whopping 3 casualties related to them.

The war soon ended and after a couple of interviews a new conflict would begin. After exploring the further areas of the settlement Tumble_Meme's bed was stolen and a grand conflict began known simply as, "The Bed War", this conflict would end when Tumble finally got his bed back. The aftershocks of this war are still unknown however peace has been restored temporarily.