Cakebaked



Cakebaked is a sentient cake entity that was reportedly brought to life under strange circumstances. He is a loyal citizen of Anglunia with a pechant for chaos and fighting.

Biography
Yinnower Delas-Nuwan was in the basment of Nuwan farm, trying to conjure a guard for the property. He’d set up a ritual circle on the floor, but to his mistake, had left his snack- a slice of cake, just in range of the rituals effects. With the spell uttered, the cake was incorporated and the ritual began.

This resulted in a small round pudding being formed. It had two currents for eyes, and moved around similar to a slime- blinking wide eyed at its new existence. Yinnower stood over it, foot raised to stamp out its life force, before he recalled that he could keep it as a pet for the children for their good behaviour. So he took the small cake and shoved it in a cage and left it.

As the days past, the cake rose and doubled in size. Yinnower found it cruelly pressed up against the cages’s mesh, and let it loose into an empty cell. It kept growing, day by day- first a light stubble of frosting for hair, then tiny nubs of limbs. Each day he fed the strange creature with sugar water, interested in this experiment. It grew until around 4 foot height, before Yinnower decided to see if he could teach it to fight and guard. It caught on quickly- much faster than a human with a new skill. But no matter how much progress it made, it was still returned to its cell by the end of its training.

One thing noted about this Cake, was that it didn’t naturally heal. It could heal with potions, and golden apples gave it a significant boost to strength and agility- but it couldn’t heal itself with time. After a particularly bad training session, where Cake hadn’t obeyed properly, Yinnower took his sword and ran the entity through in a fit of rage until it collapsed to the floor lifeless.

Half a minute later, the creature stood from the floor again- it’s cutmarks healed and body regenerated. As it turned out- this Cake was immortal. After death, it’d simply regenerate its body rapidly out of thin air until it was back to its original size and shape. Enthrillied with this discovery, the training intensified- with Yinnower bringing in skilled guards to brutally train it to conform and fight to exactly how he wished.

It had been two months since Cake had been raised into exisitance- and he was now 5 foot high. His rapid growth had slowed down, and he now only fed sugar water three times a week. He'd mostly developed by now, with a humanoid body and facial features; taking on the look of a small individual. He couldn't talk, unable to make sound apart from small noises of effort as he learned to fight. Yinowwer kept up the training, seeking to make it useful and obedient.

Day after day of brutal training. Cake was whipped for the slightest mistake and forced to die at the end of every training session to regenerate the dammage he'd suffered. He knew no different. Yinower didn't once acknowlege that what he was doing was cruel, only that he wanted the most possible from him.