Egor Tsukanov

Egór Tsukanov, or known by his IGN, JoeMamaNotFound, is a Soldier and Citizen in the United Socialist States of Eldham. He immigrated from Aurora Novum in Rathnir to start a new life. He is the founder and current High Priest of Somokism.

Out of Character
Joe joined on June 6th, 2021, after watching RedFireRex's video about making a country. He mainly played on rathnir with a visit to Eldham every now and then. But this changed on June 9th, while he was visiting Eldham. He was making a base into the side of a cliff, and he ended up with 9 stacks of cobblestone. He asked in the public chat if someone wanted it, and a player named "dreeeeeeeeeeeeam" answered saying he did. Joe teleported to dreeeeeeeeeeeeam's town and delivered it to him. Remembering the cobblestone hadn't been payed for, he asked dreeeeeeeeeeeeam for refuge in his city in exchange for the cobblestone. He accepted Joe's offer. However, he would only let Joe stay if he converted the cobble to regular stone, and also get more stone for a wall they needed for building a wall around the town. For the next 2 irl days, he collected cobblestone, turned it to stone, turned it to stone bricks, and gave it to dreeeeeeeeeeeeam. On June 11th, they finally completed the wall, and made a holiday known as "Poggerwall Day".

In Character
Egór Aboniervich Tsukanov was born in the slums of Dorasterrock, the capital of Bardonia. He got a somewhat stable education from a kind lady that would teach poor families for free. In his free time he would go fishing, play in the woods, and study language. He was so interested in language, in fact, he wanted to work on making his own. He quickly found out it wasn't going to be as simple as putting some sounds together and calling it a word. When he was 15, he began to travel the world, studying languages. For 8 years, he traveled, taking notes, even learning an entire language two times.

He ended up coming to a nation known as Aurora Novum. It was still fairly early in the making, but it was a nice place. It had a particular city in it Egór loved: Blackstone Hollow. It was very well contrasted, with black, blue, and magenta. He chose he would live there. He created a potato farm in the town, and opened a grocery store that sold sugar cane, potatoes, and wheat. After about 5 days, there was an election being held for different chancellors, and he decided to run for Chancellor of Interior. Since no one else ran for it, he won by default. As he promised, he worked on making a road, livening the area, and spreading the farm work around the nation. However, Aurora Novum was a republic, and he was starting to shift his political views. So he decided to look for a new nation to join.

One day, while looking around Rathnir, he saw a poster that advertised a nation known as the United Socialist States of Eldham. He remembered a man name Athaz discovering a land called Eldham. He researched it further and realized that it was the perfect fit for his political beliefs. He packed up his stuff and started moving. It took him 7 months to make it to Eldham, and when he arrived he realized that the terrain was much more different than Rathnir's. Many snowy areas, deserts, and forests detailed the land where as Rathnir had forests, but not nearly as big and beautiful as Eldham's. Once he arrived safely in USSE territory, he put in a citizenship application, and it was accepted. He then traveled to Staroslav (The city he said he would move to in his application) and introduced himself to the residents. The mayor of Staroslav was a man named Pogge van Roose, a fairly sophisticated man it seemed. Along with him, there was a man named dreeeeeeeeeeeeam, and Egór was interested in the way he acted. When Egór moved in, dreeeeeeeeeeeeam ended up visiting him about something; He wanted Egór to do him a favor, to help with building a wall around Staroslav. He wanted Egór to mass produce stone bricks, which, Egór did well at. So he started. Mining, smelting, crafting. Mining, smelting, crafting, etc. After dreeeeeeeeeeeeam told him it was enough, they finished up the tedious process and completed the wall. The entirety of Staroslav was happy that the wall was made, preventing any bandits from easily assaulting them. On that day, June 11th 2021, they celebrated. Even making it an official holiday of sorts.

While he was living there, he saw that people weren't as active in a small village such as Staroslav, so he decided to move to one of the biggest cities in the nation, Port Crelov. There he met 4 nice people: The mayor, Kato, Quintis, Sorray, and DeathByCannabis. Sorray gave him building lessons every now and then, which he appreciated. Port Crelov was known for hosting great builders, so Egór felt a bit of pressure to do good. He tested different matierials, styles, and sizes, but he never found one he particularly liked yet.

Shortly after moving to Port Crelov, Vanakunir, a capitalist country that neighbored the USSE, and attempted to take their land, sparking conflict across both nations. They decided to start a war over it. In the meanwhile, soldiers prepared themselves, getting good armor, weapons, and potions. When the time came, barely anyone was awake. Plus, Vanakunir got mercenaries to attack them, while they only had their troops. As the morning came, they accepted defeat. Instead of taking all of the land, however, they only took about half of it, splitting it with a mercenary named Welpish. Egor moved back to Staroslav, now renamed Crosotex, as he didn't want to live in the city he couldn't fight for.

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