Religion of The Inevitable

Founding
After a harrowing sea-borne disaster, the first prophet Yadus had a great vision in the netherworld between death and life. A great and terrible wave swept from the south, covering all the land and destroying everything before it. When the waters settled, a majestic and mighty wave swept from the north, it's beautiful blue waters covered the destruction and death and put a great peace over what was once horror. From his floating position, Yadus heard a soothing voice from the waters. "Prepare yourself for The Inevitable."

Once he awoke, he spurred his group to action, and within a few days they built The Ark of Yadus. The great vessel is held high above the city of Invetia as an ark of protection, utilized during The Inevitable to carry the believers into the new era. The name of the voice has simply been called The Voice by Yadus.

Founding Tenets
Yadus decreed these few tenets after the completion of the Ark.


 * No watcher of The Inevitable shall settle upon land, so that they may hear The Voice more clearly.
 * No watcher of The Inevitable shall go for more than 2 days without submerging in the holy water and communing with The Voice.
 * No lay-man shall step upon the Ark until they have heard The Voice.
 * Any trespasser upon the Ark shall be sentenced to death by drowning or forced sacrifice of value.

The Great Moo-shroom Miracle
During a dark and dreary thunderstorm, while constructing the Invetia Tavern, two moo-shrooms appeared out of thin air before brother Dukeslayer. Startled by the event, he was nearly struck by lightning when one of the cows was smote from the sky. It turned a dark brown from it's original red color. Yadus was brought to the scene, and he declared the event a miracle.

The two cows were promptly named The North (The Brown Cow) and The South (The Red Cow) after the waves of The Inevitable. According to Yadus, the mushroom stew pulled from their udders is considered holy, and helps one hear The Voice more clearly. They lived for a time within his home before a terrible accident killed The South. The North was brought out of the home and placed in a boat beneath The Ark of Yadus, where it now lives peacefully.

Coming of the Second Prophet
Within the first two days of the construction of The Ark of Yadus, a curious man appeared from the East bringing commands of The Voice. He conferred with Yadus, who named him the Sir WhiteBread Second Prophet and Grand Watcher after hearing his recollection of The Voice. The Voice told him the following, which Yadus canonized as Bread Tenant, or the Second Tenant:


 * A community of Watchers shall construct a watchtower with clear view to the southern horizon. A Grand Watcher shall be appointed by the primary prophet of the community to watch the horizon for the Southern Wave. It is the Grand Watcher's job to alert the community to The Inevitable once it appears as foretold.

Present Day
The people of today are now using their time to gather food, lost supplies, and members to The Ark of Yadu s: They use their coin wisely to make more boats and pay scientists to study and predict the arrival of The Inevitable.

Current Members


 * 1) Michel Ebony Kestle
 * 2) First Prophet Yadus
 * 3) Grand Watcher SirWhiteBread