The Memoirs of Voicemail

= Voicemail von Rosthorn = Is a real estate tycoon and patriarch hailing from Skjoldrbrodir, Eldham. Below are his memoirs:

My faintest memory
(10/2/2021)

Remembering my early days in the lands of Eldham and Rathnir have become more difficult as the distance in time between then and now increase. To begin, I should say I have no idea how I got to this place. All I can recall is that I found myself awake, face down in the sands of a beach in Vaemore. I couldn't even tell you what my body is made of... Some sort of dark magic coagulant. The only thing I am certain of is that I am far from human.

Upon realizing my existence, I immediately decided I must inflict my will upon this universe if I wanted to make anything out of my life. So I wandered into a nearby town and made some friends. These new friends would soon accept me into their nation and give me a plot of land to build my first building- a simple wizard tower. I can remember the tower vividly. Tall and slender, with a big cone roof and vines growing from the forest floor to the top. Inside were a few floors dedicated to various wizard tasks, mostly potion brewing. At the very top was my office. A cozy circular room lined with bookshelves. In the center was a large desk where I had spent hours and hours making prints of famous American literature. Life was quaint... until it wasn't.

Journey to the old world
(10/14/2021)

A few weeks into my comfortable wizard life, I was contacted by someone named King Rexious. He was a king from a very distant land called Plagadonia in Rathnir. A quaint life is usually a boring life, so it didn't take much convincing for me to agree to uproot my life and serve as a court Wizard to the newly formed Constitutional Monarchy King Rexious had formed. It was there that my journey through life truly began.

As a court wizard to any nation, you have to be diligent and hardworking to be useful to your king. Every day I was either enchanting weapons and armor, or brewing potions for the war cache. And while I wasn't busy doing those tasks, I was mining and donating money to the government in hopes of buying my way into nobility. To make a long story short, it worked! Back then I ran by the name Phonecall. Phonecall the Wizard. Eventually I was awarded nobility for my family. Soon none of that would matter very much due to a storm of reasons.

King Rexious, or as I knew him, Jayjay, was a sort of egotistical fellow. We would converse about the magnificent plans he had for his nation. He truly wanted a Utopia for his citizens, and was working toward that goal. Though at times he could get carried away with his descriptions of his history. JayJay's heir was someone named Void. Void was more of the sidekick type which fit well with Jay's personality. These two and a fellow named Gustavus would be my three friends. Gustavus would end up becoming a long time friend of mine, through many seasons of life.