Korosechev (Film)

Korosechev, also called The Korosechev Movie or Korosechev the Movie is an upcoming 2023 comedy film directed by crooser64 and produced and distributed by the Koro Ministry of Media. It is the first movie to have ever been made by the Ministry of Media, who also claim it to be Eldham's first "Half feature length film."

The film follows the story of Kroosechev Verokov; the leader of the North-Eastern Eldham nation Korosechev as he tours and travels the world of Eldham after being told he is unknowledgeable about how anything outside of Korosechev works. Also included are several sub-plots relating to the history, lore, culture and foreign relations of Korosechev; such as the attempts to split the atom, or references to the Tree Wars.

The movie started out as a random offhand joke when a diplomat asked for things to do in Korosechev, and was told to "rent a movie." When the diplomat responded asking what movies they could rent they were told "Korosechev the Movie" was available as a joke. crooser64 liked this idea however and ended up creating now unused poster before eventually going on to make a full film.

Plot
In the small communist farming nation of Korosechev lives a man named Kroosechev Verokov; the leader or "Korosto "of Korosechev. He is confident but often overzealous, living in the capital city of Orbiztan and existing largely undisturbed and unknowing of the outside world despite being a political leader. He begins by introducing his hometown and nation before explaining that his friend Loseb Burinov believes that he is too in-the-dark about geo-politics and is starting to become unfit to rule. Accepting his critic, Kroosechev decides to go and tour the rest of Eldham; visiting nations like the United Socialist States of Eldham, Soolia, and Qadakh.

Upon his travels he discovers severe cultural differences between his home nation and his others, engaging with the locals to learn their history but often making a fool of himself while he does. We also get to see inside these other nation's day to day life and culture and Kroosechev often struggles to adapt, ending up kicked out of most places.

Meanwhile back in Korosechev, lead scientist Snejko Thaz and army commander Velikiy Fermer are working on splitting the "wheat atom" in order to create a nuclear bomb to finally destroy all trees in Helsia, as recently a third Tree War has been declared between Korosechev and Helsia, and Korosechev must find a way to stop them before Korosechev Island gets covered in trees. War is largely contained to the frontline, in which swaths of Koro citizens are seen charging into battle in order to cut down trees in Helsia.

While abroad, Kroosechev hears of this news through a telegram sent to him while he is in Falhot and must quickly rush back home; trying to catch a plane that ends up crashing as it is mistaken for an illegal terrorist drone. The situation in Korosechev begins to get dire as Helsia starts to do bombing runs dropping saplings and bonemeal across the Koro countryside. The bomb fails to be constructed due to a suicide bomber blowing up the main facility along with the nuclear fuel. Kroosechev manages to return home just in time to stop the war by negotiating with the Helsian high command, specifically Aetifer White, to call the war off by offering him trinkets from his travels.

Voice Cast

 * crooser64 as Kroosechev Verokov
 * Klein as Velikiy Fermer
 * ThatCoolSnek as Snejko Thaz
 * Krakhov as Krakhov
 * Robraph as Vigian Aulian
 * VortexPie as Aetifer White
 * BurinVoyager as Loseb Burinov
 * Hammy as Hammy
 * Pivok as Pivok
 * Duck as Duck
 * OnlyMidnight as Diplomat #1
 * DarkShadow as Diplomat #2
 * StickmanPrime as Oceanside Patriot
 * Egr as Plane Pilot
 * No_Name as HQ Manager
 * Erwin as Walter Corp CEO
 * Loaf [TBA]

Writing
Writing for the film began in early July on the 6th, where crooser64 began to script scenes and find footage to use in order to make the movie. Starting small, a trailer was first drawn up before eventually moving onto making the rest of the film. Writers Klein and Snek would later join in on the writing process after being brought on board to voice act as scientists for the scenes involving splitting the wheat atom.

Casting
Casting for the film was largely unorganized and was done to a secretive minimum in order to prevent leaks of the films nature. Individuals close to Korosechev were asked if they wanted to voice in the film, and those who agreed were handed a script and told to read before sending through the voice files and were told little to nothing besides context on how to read, what the scene was, who else would be reading with them, and what accents to do.

Release
A trailer was released on the 7th to promote the film, and the actual Movie was originally set to be released on July 9th 2023, however one of the lead actors, Klein, fell ill with influenza and was unable to record for the film; thus the date had to be pushed back to the 16th to allow time for recovery. The film's release was then pushed back again to an unknown date quoted as "taking no longer than a month" due to an underestimate in the difficulty of producing the film and a need to ensure quality.

Reception
[TBA]