Wize nifty

Wize_nifty, Joined Stoneworks on 04/08/2021.

Early life
Wize_nifty was born thirty-one years ago in Sybada which was the capital of Yurki, His parents and most of his community were fishermen. Wize's parents were abusive, beatings were a regular occurrence for the young boy. One day his father kicked him off the dock, Wize nearly had drowned but luckily the king of Yurki was present and he leaped into the water-saving Wize from certain doom. His parents were sent to jail and the king who saved him TbsDbs decided to adopt young Wize and train him to become a government official.

Young Adult / Adult Life
When Wize was only four-teen TbsDbs made him get a job, he didn't want Wize to end up spoiled. Wize_nifty got a job as a Cabin boy on SS Elctraz named after the second-most populous city. Working there he learned all about how to sail and maintain a ship, captain Twilight_Edge taught him most of this, he learned the rest from experience. Four years later TbsDbs gave Wize an interesting opportunity, Tbs wanted Wize to make a fort on the edge of Yurki waters, he appointed Wize and Mattthebeast for the task. It took one year to complete the fort, Wize and Mattthebeast exhausted themselves but eventually got it done in time for Christmas. After a drink or two TbsDbs appointed both Wize and Mattthebeast as councilors during the Christmas party in Sybada, this was a surprise to Wize and Mattthebeast but they gratefully accepted this role.

Yurki Political
Wize_nifty started his political career when he became a councilor in the Kingdom of Yurki. Wize didn't like the fact that they were being thrown around by KATO the alliance Yurki was in. One day KATO was fighting three bandits, they lost with twenty people and god-tier items, this embarrassment made it clear KATO wasn't able to protect Yurki, there was no reason to be a part of this alliance so most of the council and Wize decided to leave KATO and start working on their nation instead of putting all there resources into a pointless alliance that wouldn't even be enough to protect them, we then worked on our own military since the ferrymen were a big threat to Yurki security.

Yurki had a problem, it wasn't valued by other larger nations. This truth made Yurki a big target for bandits and thieves, there was an attack every couple of weeks. Yurki was tired of getting shoved around so they looked to Eldham, a new unsettled world with opportunity, they had decided to relocate there. Yurki was sold to Vidoand the Empire of Aristios was established During the first few days, there wasn't a proper government, so Wize made one, he drafted up a constitution it was supported by TbsDbs and the council.

Governorship of Castellum
Aristios had another problem though. it had gotten a ton of land but didn't have anyone to govern it. TbsDbs ordered Wize and Mattthebeast to govern the province of Castellum they both founded the province's capital Pompealo and began establishing roads and farms. However, during this time Mattthebeast was banned for X-Raying and hasn't been unbanned since, this greatly upset Wize who was still young and had lost his dear friend. Wize had to focus on the activity of the whole nation and diplomatic duties, so he entrusted the province to Lizzie.

Civil War
Tensions were rising after the newly formed democracy Otto put in place was called into question. Otto had made all four political parties himself. However, anybody could form a political party so the allegations of it being rigged were quickly shot down.

It was said that the empire was inactive. However, it had 140 people answering the activity checks more than Aristios has ever gotten. Nevertheless, Inverse called a meeting with a few of his friends, and it was quickly decided to take over Aristios instead of talking it out with the current government. Despite Wize's best efforts convincing Inverse otherwise, the coup was declared in front of the entire world.

Wize had to take a break from Stoneworks because of the stress-build-up that was caused when the nation he had been building was going to crumble by Inverse threatening to send his PvP nation to take over with blood despite the empire having 75% of the citizens. Nevertheless, Otto had to concede because of the impending foreign army and the commonwealth was made the official government of Aristios.

Yurki Governorship
Wize Nifty began missing being in the government instead of trying to fight the new government he decided to join. He wouldn't be fighting any battles he couldn't win yet. After Inverse begging Wize to govern Yurki after he mentioned his interest, he graciously accepted this task. Wize attacked the work recruiting 15 people in a day he didn't stop at just that he made a code of laws expanded Sybada, gave out loans to his active citizens so they could start towns, expanded Sybada's Defenses, created lore, made trade deals, and generally just expanded its influence in Aristios making it extremely active to the point where Sybada was the 2nd most active town just behind the town he founded Pompaelo.

Tensions
Tensions between Yurki and the mainland started when NotPeppa a senator candidate made a joke about bribing the Minister of Judgement for 900 in-game money equivalents to one string at the admin shop. He was kicked from the election due to this mishap and was replaced by an anti-conservative senator that joined one day ago. All of the Yurki citizens were in outrage and took to Aristios public chat to voice their grievances. The Minister of Judgement didn't take too lightly to this and ended calling Wize a r*tard, and Notpeppa and Wize both dumbasses for 'not stopping' Yurki citizens from disputing them having a one-day-old Senator. However, Wize did try to stop his citizens, but they didn't listen. Then Z threatened to try to sell Yurki saying "It is inhabited by Wize's Cronies." Then proceeded to try and get Wize ousted from the riot and passed with a 60% majority. However, nobody wanted to govern the islands, so Wize was put back as governor.

Another instance was when Wize wanted to run for Chancellor and Z allowed him. It was fine and dandy until he decided to accept someone as a registered voter. Z didn't like this and pulled Wize completely from the race just 1 month after calling him r*tarded. The citizens were upset by this and demanded he is put back on, but Z refused. All the citizens of Yurki decided to drop it and vote for Azreilz the other conservative candidate instead. However, Azreilz only got 17% of the vote out of 44 people. 10 people in Yurki claimed to have voted Azreilz but according to statistics that would be 22% of the vote. If the Yurki citizens didn't lie this would mean Z rigged it. This was very possible because Z was the only one with access to the votes and Azreilz was sympathetic to Yurki and Wize being in the same party.

Just one day after Z came to Yurki to apologize. Claiming he was wrong and offered money for a statue. However, during this time Z knew of Wize's plan to coup so during his apology it is widely accepted that Z only did it to undermine Wize's influence in Yurki by seeming like the good guy. Z most likely did this to try to win Yurki citizens over once they announced them knowing about the coup.

When Inverse announced his knowledge of the coup Wize announced the Independence of Yurki.

Independence Movement
When Inverse announced his knowledge of the coup Wize announced the Independence of Yurki. It was voted on by the Senate and passed by 90% because the senate assumed it would be getting rid of an Island ridden with Otto-lovers. However, the population didn't even know who Otto was and the Islands were where Aristios was founded. When it was announced that Yurki would become independent Wize set up a temporary government, made lore, and started to recruit. However, three nations Ozeanburg, Astyllea, and OBlock declared war on the pretense that they had an ethnic claim to the land despite having claim to the land for 9+ months while OBlock only had claims to it for 3+months. It was also decided that Yurki was anarchy. However, Yurki had a government setup and an active population as well as government buildings. In conclusion they didn't have any Case Beli and many citizens in Astyllea knew this fact.

Yurki War for Independence
After countless sleepless nights Wize recruited 25 citizens in a day an unheard-of amount at the time. The citizens set up defenses around Sybada setting traps and building a giant tower filled with lava (apparently against SW war rules, sorry about this). The people of Yurki managed to scramble a few diamond sets. The citizens also managed to get a few allies from other nations and Wize managed to stall for 2 weeks. While this was going on Murdius and Slime were setting up the groundwork for a new nation in Eldham. When the war date came only 10 people showed up out of the 20 people that claimed to show up. However, this was most likely due to the sudden switch in time so really Yurki had a couple of hours to notify everyone so 10 people out of the 40 population was a decent time.

When the date finally came the citizens huddled in the tower looking down over the grand city they spent so long to build. They all gathered around Wize to hear his speech before they went into battle. Wize announced to the people who managed to get on in time for the war "We’re gathered here today for the defense of our great nation. We are fighting not just for Yurki but all the smaller nations that think they can’t defend against giant warmongering empires. We are fighting to give them a voice, to make a statement that we won’t take an invasion lying down. We will either triumph on the battlefield or die as martyrs for the good of all nations. We won’t let Sybada go down without a fight. By the end of the battle, I hope to see the Yurki flag shine high and bright in the sky flying over the crystal water of central Rathnir. I wish good luck to you all. May we all die with honor. AVE"

When the battle horns sounded all, you could see was people in protection 4 diamond and netherite gear flood into the city. First, they climbed up the walls then into the city then marched through the main street, and then finally climbed up into the tower. The people of Yurki managed to shoot down 3 - 6 people before being overrun. In the end, the battle was won by the enemy nations in 20 minutes thus ending the Yurki war for independence.

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