Nikhazi

(insert introduction to town)

The messy_monkey Uprising
Under the cover of darkness, a strange nomad arrived in the fledgling town: his name was messy_monkey. He disturbed the residents: making fun of their muddy hovels and watching them in their sleep like some sort of sleep paralysis demon. However, the most unsettling thing about this man was the fact that he slept backwards with his feet on the pillow! During his slumber the traveller dropped his netherite sword and Xenophanes quickly picked it up, placing it in a chest. This angered messy_monkey who preceded to murder both Xenophanes_ and Nonan_Nobark. Monkey invited some of his "gang" to Nikhazi and threatened that he would bring an "army" if the sword was not returned. In pure stubbornness he claimed a single block of land, in which he had sunken into, declared independence, built a wall, and remained there for almost an hour. Eventually the rebels were chased away by Yimmu-Audal official: Polar_Pepper who also mistakenly killed Nonan. messy_monkey soon returned in order to beg some more. Another Yimmu-Audal player (BarendKramer) arrived to sort out the squabbling but as soon as a negotiation was struck between the players a bandit, Clokemaster123, came out of the blue and murdered everybody. In the end the conflict was settled and Xenophanes_ gave Monkey his sword in return for $10,000, bringing an end to one of the weirdest days in Nikhazian history.