Cult of the King of Dirt

Of the Cult of the King of Dirt

The prophecies in days of old, of which the tides speak, begin with the island of Tess.

There, many Gods and Goddesses convened and warred, and disappeared. While all that happened,

people gave to the King of Dirt without realizing it. There, once the cities of Soleanen fell,

The people rose up on the island and made many mounds to the least of the Gods,

The King of Dirt. There he chose Talimartian, the chosen one and High Priest of the King of

Dirt.

Contact Info

Get in Contact with a Priest! Message Talimar#5027 on Discord, or join https://discord.gg/VPWzZpQsZv

How to Divinate a Yes/No question

Make the ancient Symbol, (seen on the next page) with torches or Lamps. Ask your question

of the Gods out loud, then lay out 4 dirts, 2 on each side as if the formation of torches were

holding the pieces of dirt. Make note of your orientation, and note that the blocks to the

left mean yes, and the right mean no.

Visit the Divination Temple at 6356, 73, 101 for a more in depth divination. However,

be warned, you may not get the answer you want. Open ended questions should be asked and

interpreted in a temple by a High Priest of the King of Dirt.

Worship at Home:

Make a mound. Big or small, it is up to you! The simplest mound is a single block of Dirt

that has nothing around it and is on a flat surface. Then put up a sign praising the King

of Dirt.

The Initiatory Mysteries

Once you have heard of the King of Dirt, then you have had your first initiation. Congrats!

After that, you may choose to become a Priest. A Priest is the normal membership layer for the cult.

To Become a Priest, you must have been baptised in another religion, or be baptised by way

of the King of Dirt. Ask a member of the Priesthood to help you as they will be your sponsor

for the priesthood. There are mysteries that I will not relate here to the process.

After you have become a Priest, you may choose a speciality. These are the Farmer, Chef,

Guard, Canter, and High Priest. These relate to what you do in worship, but not everyday

life. However, many choose a speciality that they are familiar with.

The King of Dirt promotes Renewal of the Ancient Lands, and the Balance of Nature, by way of Nurture.