Potatoism

In its most basic form potatoism the the worship of the delicious potato's. but with potatoism its a bit more complex, In the begining of the world the potatos grew plenty full unfortunaly they grew too plenty full, this lead to the rise of rotten potatos, who we curse by turning them into absinthe. the growing power of rotten potatos worried the healthy potatos. The evil potatoes had the power of evil kelp on their side. but on the side of good was the one and only mr electridad who used the power of electricity to fry the kelp creating the first dried kelp. after this great potato war humans arived in the world from the not world. the potatos liked the humans and let them become a food if the humans would keep them safe from the kelp and rotten potatos. the humans agreed, and drank a potato juice now called vodka.

holy texts


 * The holy potato
 * mr electridad pog (fuck you i made it canon)
 * bruh 2 or 3

Gods and deities


 * The holy potato


 * mr electridade

things that are bad


 * killing fellow potatoists without a good reason
 * eating raw potatos
 * eating kelp
 * cooking potatos the wrong way


 * blasphemy

Holy sites


 * The temple in not venice
 * the temple of mr electridade
 * the temple of maledictus bruh