Starlorde123

"can i join a town"- The first words of starlorde123 spoken on august 18th 2020

The tales of starlorde are a strange bunch. He did a lot of weird stuff and is ancient in the servers history.

JAGDAS
On August 18th a player known as starlorde had joined jagdas after seeing the server advertisment. He had previously never known of such things as world building and "stoneworks" but he was bored and decided to give it a chance. appon joining he had went east to the nation of Dawn where he spoke his first line "can i join a town" he wasn't invited to dawn but other nations such as yimmu audal and vierina had invited him. He was given a tour of vierina by Edoboss101, he had joined the town because and i quote "looks nice can i join? he was allowed entry two days later.

by the time he had joined the town the crab wars were in full swing and starlorde had participated as a war photographer. apon a Gonfist victory he watched the ceremonial pyre at vierina where he had later built the "temple of the flame of peace" a temple dedicated to the gonfist beliefs. He spent most of the next weeks touring the world and exploring for more knowledge to bring back to vierina. Until the first of September were he fought in the wesnutsacking under syndic coombeans. he was previousl robbed by the nutshack and wanted his stuff back (he never did). he had pretty much done nothing for the next week due to the server being down. On sept 11th he had joined sewer mafia because it sounded fun and to prevent a attack on vierina(failed). later that day the gruhists attacked vierina under the Caius belli of sacrificing him to the pit. starlorde and edoboss were taken captive and transported to ishigama (the site of the first pit) and were sacrificed. Two days later Jagdas collapse.

RATHNIR
During the intermediate period starlorde was invited to the valdreach imperial republic by edoboss101. He joined because other players from vierina had joined. He went on to found the oldest bar on the server on September 26th called "le starlorde" he also went on to found his own town of barbary which was a ugly tower 100 blocks from aezenfjord. he spent some time brewing until greentomato rejoined and invited him back to sewermafia, He joined immediately. when the turtleonia wars started he scamed both sides of the war for a set of armour and 13k. He didnt fight in the war because his potato ass pc took 40 minutes to load minecraft. it was around this time that he wrote "the holy potato" and "bruh" 1-5 these books had minor success but it started his career as a writer. Around this time he had befrended the famous bandit whitetrucker by ways he doesnt even understand. later he had become a werewolf, then killed darkblade and became werewolf clan leader this angered carpisous who declared war on barbary. with the help of several vir members and humfy aka whitetrucker alt stopped a attack. he then caught the plague like 5 times and some how gained hearts. a few weeks later he invited stoney to le starlorde and then went camping on pog island. while camping he had noticed stoney watching him. he though nothing of it until he had returned home and discovered a book by stoney "celtic summons" it is unknown if he was the only person to have the book. but it had told of the harvest of the dead and the summoning of giants. several days later the valdreach valor rebel ion happened and starlord allong with sirmisterpanda killed viomela and took her armour (at least starlorde did). he got bored of the decreased activity in the vir and deleted barbary and went to the center of the world as the town of imperium proclaiming himself as emperor of southern altenque. he was deported several hours later. landless and bored he went south to found imperium two south of lumare. they told him "move to across the bay" he did and as the town of not_venice had finally found a home. growth of the town was slow at first. He then joined the ppc and wrote the first "TRUTH' (tm) . in late November the people of lumarie asked if he wanted to join them. he accepted. in lumare he found a community he had not seen since the early days of the vir. he built a small brewery which he never used in the town. upon the temporary banishment of greentomato he had taken command of yanren until green returned and had alongside cerb who did most of the fighting, prevented the complete destruction of yanren . he had fought in the early part of the solsdum event as a spy in the south west pyramid. He was never actually caught but doesn't really care anymore because solsdum is rigged. then on December 17th 2020 he had founded shady bar which is like the only bar on the continent probably. Its a nicely decorated bar according to visitors.

former and current roles and titles

 * citizen of vierina (former)
 * unofficial priest of temple of flame of peace (former)
 * third sewermafian
 * citizen of vir (former but still part of old capital)
 * founder of le starlorde bar
 * prophet of the holy potatoism
 * mayor of barbary (former)
 * emperor of southern altenque (former)
 * leader of imperium 2 (former)
 * head idiot of not_venice
 * author of truth
 * citizen of lumaire
 * founder of shady bar