Lnedible

lnedible (Or Inedible if you want to write it like a casual) is the leader of the town Port Solanaria, and the Lord of Virolia, an autonomous province of Bardonia.

 EARLY LORE 

lnedible was part of an ancient culture, of which next to nothing is known about. His people were followers of Entropy, and they were often known her servants. lnedible does not quite recall much more about that.

He was a prosperous young warrior, and quickly rose the ranks. On his first mission as a captain of a small army, he was ambushed and his entire squad was wiped out. lnedible himself was slain by an arrow through the heart, but his soul was spared. Entropy was enraged at loosing some of her best warriors, so she spent about 25000 years keeping his soul.

During this time lnedible was in a prison cell with about 200 other spared failures like himself, but she was too busy with the greater failures and causing general chaos to ever really do anything to him

She eventually let most of her prisoners go after needing to focus more of her power on not dying, so lnedible was freed, now immortal due to the curse not being lifted. He was put back into his former body, now a skeleton in a remote part of present day Huitca. He had not eaten any real food in 25000 years, and upon finding his first food, a potato, he immediately began to worship it.

He left Huitca in search for more potatoes and crossed the sea, where he happened upon Port Solanaria, his current location

EARLY PORT LIFE

lnedible loved life in Port Solanaria. The people there feared and respected him. He helped keep them safe through his training with Entropy. He also lead them in religious worship, becoming an extremist and preaching out against the dangers of any other religion. He also advocated for beetroots being considered an object of everything wrong with the world, due to him always seeing them but never getting to eat them while in Entropy's lair. This idea was already a part of Port Solanaria (Purely by chance) and this lead him to be seen as a sort of minor prophet, an idea bolstered by his inability to die.

lnedible was granted the rank of Elder Potato, the highest honor in Tuberism society after only a few years in Port Solanaria. This lead him to really start to shoot up the ranks in the town, as Tuberism's official religious headquarters were in Port Solanaria. He became the assistant overseer of the Treasury, and gained power by paying his allies greatly, which made more people want to ally with him, gaining him even more power, until he was one of the most dominant. He also lead his own faction in the town, becoming more and more extreme in his ideas and hunger for power.

MASSACRES AND BANISHMENT

lnedible one day had a vision of famine, and ordered everyone to farm potatoes continuously. The famine struck and there wasn't enough food. Some non Tuberite farmers began to farm beetroots, as those seemed to be the only thing able to grow. lnedible thought that the famine was a test, and that the reason beetroots were still farmable was that the potatoes were testing them, seeing if they would give in to weakness. He ordered that the farmers who decided to farm beetroots be executed. 15 were killed, with an unknown number escaping.

lnedible would have gotten away with it, but a young dwarf by the name of Zion gravely wounded him, and he was shipped off to the neighboring Patania until he recovered