House Pisse

House Pisse is a noble house of Simulami located in the colonial region of Stormgova. It is one of the youngest and least powerful houses in Simulami, however members such as Fyrretree have recently become more significant in local society. House Pisse was founded in the town of Pissevirke at an unknown date after the annexation of Stormgova by Simulami, and it remains the center of the house's power.

House Pisse is renowned for its fine cheesemaking abilities, with cheese manufacturing historically being the family's primary source of income. A rich brewing tradition also exists among the Pisse, with new recipes constantly being experimented on.

The Pisse family was once much more numerous, making up much of Pissevirke's population, but an unknown event, theorized to be a bandit raid or some other hostile force attacking, resulted in the reduction of Pissevirke into naught but charred ruins, with the only survivors having fled the town prior to whatever events took place. However, after the deaths of the rest of the family, Fyrretree took it upon himself to rebuild the town and turn it into an idealized and improved version of its former state, a trade hub as well as a powerful fortified town.

Many years after the redevelopment of the House and it's hometown of Pissevirke the Baron of Pissevirke and head of The House Pisse fled into the nearby forests and became a hermit leaving his 3 adopted sons to inherrit the house and its town. However after only a week passed the abdication of Gerald Pisse III all 3 of his sons died in a tragic accident where a storm sunk their ship at sea whilst they were on their way to begin Diplomatic duties to some neighbouring nations.

Religion
Pissevirke was the site of an important Stormgovan Guardian holy site as well as a vast underground temple complex, and combined with the relative isolation of the city, the Pisse Family has historically largely practiced the Stormgovan Guardian religion. Fyrretree, however, converted to Soleviel and has worked, thus far unsuccessfully, to convert the remainder of the family away from the Guardian.

Due to the Simulami government classing Soleviel as illegal, The Religion of the Pisse Family has remained neutral until a new regligeon is found.