Valeria Salt Mines

The Valeria Salt Mines is an expansive series of tunnels and manmade cavities made for the purpose of extracting salt and other precious materials. It is frequently mined by prisoners or other criminals sentenced to work (and sometimes die) there.

History
Archaeological evidence suggests that the Valeria Salt Mines have existed since at least the time of the mystical Light Elves; first excavated in Cherva (what is now Chervonstad) deep beneath the earth. From the time of the current Republic of Alfheim onwards, the tunnels have been increasingly excavated due to the abnormal purity of the salt there.

Geology
The salt in the Valeria Salt Mines is highly sought after due to its purity. It is generally agreed that the salt was deposited there due to the Light Elves' eccentric tendency to cry on league 24/7 after getting their asses kicked by toxic 12-year-olds. Unfortunately for the elves, this lead to them becoming toxic themselves. Salt was subsequently discovered shortly after in the basements of those affected by the 'copium' virus borne of this behavior.

Working conditions
The Valeria Salt Mines have rightfully earned its reputation as a forsaken and hellish pit for anyone unfortunate enough to find themselves inside it. Salt mining is notorious for the inherent dangers associated with it, but due to the unusually pure halite inside of it, mine collapses are frequent due to salt's brittle nature. Furthermore, an extremely fine particulate of salt and asbestos floods the air in the mines, causing the workers inside to experience severe chronic health effects, significantly reduced life expectancy, or more often than not, instantly die from their lungs and alveoli being shredded into meat paste. Working in the mines have been described in one ancient account as "the true personification of the endless struggle of Sisyphus; an endless and maddening toil devoid of meaning or value. ...Any [men] who find themselves inside pray, plea, futilely to their gods for liberation; only to find themselves abandoning their faith and humanity on account of their ineffable suffering."

Legend of the "peepee poopoo man"
Although its existence is vehemently denied by the government of Alfheim, many urban legends have arisen surrounding the Valeria Salt Mines concerning the presence of a being under the moniker of the peepee poopoo man that dwells within the mines. Popular folk tale states that the being stalks anyone who has ever set foot in the mines, often being seen from afar. It is said that it will randomly choose one of its victims and appear in their bedroom at night, at which point it attempts to sell $5 Steam cards. If the victim refuses to purchase, a mixture of urine and feces will materialize within the lungs of the victim; leading to the victim's immediate asphyxiation and death. In some instances, the materialization of the 'shit slurry' (as it is referred as in ancient texts) within the victim's lungs causes violent explosive pneumothorax, causing instant death in 100% of cases. Should the victim choose to purchase the Steam card and the transaction is successful, the peepee poopoo man will disappear and cease interactions with the victim unless they return to the mines.