ImReallyExited

Exited Dellwood or most commonly ImReallyExited, is a mercenary living in no specific area. Founder of Mercenary of Fáro de Cullerá, Santochi, Langlade and Nova Langladia. He is currently the Captain of the Langladian Pirates and the Duke of the Langlade.

The First Steps in Vasenkyo (Santochi)
Exited Dellwood was born in Rathnir, he worked hard as the son of merchant Dellwood Family. He sought adventure and sailed to Eldham. While on his adventure, he saw that he was now in the middle of nowhere, lost. When he arrived on land, he found himself a friend named Knowone Typhus.

Knowone Typhus and Exited Dellwood found Vasenkyo (Was renamed as Santochi later on) and made their first ever settlement. Exited Dellwood handled the South of Xelon River while Knowone handled the North, ruling both sides together. After Vasenkyo got more members and new buildings, conflicts between Exited and Knowone began, resulting in Exited seperating each settlement by finding the new state of Langlade.

ImReallyExited and Langlade
Unlike Santochi, Langlade was a full democratic state, meaning they didn't have aristocracy and a king. Langladians held elections which made them popular among the people living in the area, resulting Langlade to grow faster than Santochi. Lots of western style buildings and military bases were made, making Langlade a Free City State. Exited Dellwood named ImReallyExited after becoming rich by selling his goods on the market, even though he also invested in gold mines, he obtained his wealth mostly by selling war items. He was doing just fine, he became the 12th richest investor on Eldham, not knowing about the plot Knowone Typhus was making against him.

The Times in First Langladian-Kunesee War
On the 29th July of 2021, before the rise of dawn, Kun soldiers of Santochi attacked the town, killing people in the town center. Seeing this, ImReallyExited denounced Knowone Typhus, hired many groups of mercenaries and declared war on Santochi immediately. The war consisted of two battles, The first battle was made on the Langladian coastlines, which resulted in decisive Langladian victory. On the second battle, ImReallyExited wanted to conquer all of Santochi and end the war, however Kunese Army defended the riverside very well, resulting mercenaries to retreat. Following these events, ImReallyExited and Knowone agreed to have peace in the goverment building of Santochi, after some discussions they signed the Treaty of Bakra, with that Langlade took its first recognition in this way.

After the war, Langlade held its second election, Erupto Tarnokku replaced Vanuxx as the Prime Minister, Jakon Snakoza became the Minister of Interior. ImReallyExited remained president by getting elected once more. He was once again in a great shape but had less wealth than he used to.

Langladians Veteran Party (DP2-DP4)
On the 11th August of 2021, ImReallyExited and Vanuxx created Langladian Veterans Party, founding the first ever party of Langlade. Langladian Veterans Party or LVP briefly, was ideologically more militarist than other parties, making them investing on military, enlisting many of people. Third election resulted in LVP coming to power in the government, ImReallyExited assigned Mikuhr of Sironvir as the Prime Minister, Erem GreenWood Helloil as the Minister of War and Jakon Snakoza as Minister of Interior, even though he wasn't a LVP member.

An Attempt to Assemble A Parliament
ImReallyExited saw that Langladians were growing more populous, he wanted to create more chair of positions for the people. But the question of who will serve in which class should have determined by votes of Langladians, so he rolled up his sleeves and began working. He wanted to switch the Government to a more authoritarian, oligarchic Parliamentary State. He gave Jakon Snakoza a mission of building the Parliament, then gathered people to elect senators. However he decided that Parliament shall not begin to act before the fourth elections.

The Second Langladian-Kunesee War
On the 17th September of 2021, two days before the fourth election, a group of people in Santochi decided that it would provoke ImReallyExited if they killed his horse Roach. Which worked perfectly fine, as he declared war on Santochi. ImReallyExited thought that if him seizes Kunese Lands, it would be a lot easier to win the elections, so he assembled his army, hired as many mercenaries as possible and got everyone paid. Things were going smoothly till the Empire of Ravenguard came out. Ravenguard didn't want any trouble nearby, sending Langlade an ultimatum of non-agression towards Santochi. As the President, ImReallyExited precisely denied the ultimatum, resulting with Ravenguard's help to Santochi.

On the 18th September of 2021 ImReallyExited really needed help with the war, so he seeked help in the North, Ashtrokan-Wandenreich Empire (AWE). He travelled to see TheOtakuKaiser in Silbern, Kaiser didn't wanted to participate in the war, but promised to help via sending equipment.

On the 19th September of 2021, ImReallyExited announced that elections would be delayed due to nations war with Santochi. At the noon time, Kunesee and Arsinese armies entered the coastlines, Langladian Army quickly responded with bows and arrows. When the melee combat began, Langladians pushed the enemies to the Xelon River, seeing this Langlade celebrated a minor victory.

On the 21th September of 2021, the mercenaries serving the Langladian side, got influenced by the leaders of Arsinese Army. The nation was betrayed, ImReallyExited saw mercenaries fighting with his own army and people all the sudden. He got wounded by a nocuous arrow, forcing him to hand over all the command to the Parliament. Parliament adopted the Principle of Powers-Unity and elected Erupto Tarnokku as the president. Because of his sickness, ImReallyExited and a few people sailed somewhere away, (Fáro de Cullerá) to recover.

Losing the elections once again, Jakon Snakoza was overcomed by his ambition. He insidiously agreed with Santochi to create a Collaboration Government in Langlade, violating the code of Independence. He also influenced Erupto Tarnokku to retire from presidency and join him. After the retirement, Langlade became a vassal state of Santochi.

The Brave Révolution of Kantara
On the 2nd November of 2021, after Santochi changed into Confederation of Chelon, fully occupying Langlade, a non-langladian patriot named Mr Ananas has started rebelling with his town Kantara. ImReallyExited funded him financially to hire more mercenary groups. Mr Ananas gathered his man, mercenaries and GoonGuard volunteers, while Kunese and AWE armies did stand together. Battle of Kantara resulted in disaster for Mr Ananas, forcing him to retreat. Then he started the Battle of Cyris, giving him a great victory. AWE noticing the weakness of Chelon, immediately rushed into Kantara, and quickly occupied it while executing Mr Ananas, making both Kantara and Cyris to surrender. After the war, AWE also occupies Confederation of Chelon, launching a sneak attack. Langlade gets seized by the Kaiser himself.

Trahison de Poudre à canon et Complot
On the 15th January of 2022, Chelon got independent from AWE, changing its name once again to Santochi. The command of Langlade transferred to Jakon Snakoza. ImReallyExited claimed the throne and wanted to be back in home with his sailors but, Snakoza rejected the offer and decleared his sovereignty.

On the 26th February of 2022, ImReallyExited and his sailors found Nova Langladia to create an army of pirates.

Pirateer Actions and Fáro de Cullerá
Assembling the army.

Martial Achievements
Kaiserliche Marine

Economically
12th richest

Lorewise Friends
Mr Ananas (Deceased)