Reagabishamoguy Secret Society

The The Reagabishamoguy Secret Society (T.R.S.S.) is a religion currently practiced in the Zamotz Confederation and in the past, Bibshmibbia and Nova Bibshmibbia. The religion originated in Zmibp, Bibshmibbia, some time between 70-73 SMP.

History
The T.R.S.S. was first founded during Bibshmibbia's two and a half years of independence (Spring, 70 SMP - Autumn, 73 SMP) in the city of Zmibp. It was founded after fight broke out in the city's casino and Shmúb Alkhem-Dúb's pet chicken called "Gilbert" was caught in the crossfire and killed. The chicken was soon replaced by another, "Gilbert II", named after the first. To Shmúb's surprise, the chicken had revealed that it was actually the reincarnation of Gilbert I, and was sent by the gracious deity "The Reagabishamoguy" to convert the chosen people of Bibshmibbia. Shmúb became the chicken whisperer of Zmibp and relayed everything Gilbert said. He spoke of how he had made a deal with The Reagabishamoguy, to sacrifice 1,000,000 chicken's souls in return for immortality through many incarnations. He spoke of the FDBK, ancient, barbaric creatures that had ruled the universe. He spoke of The Reagabishamoguy's divine slaughter of the four beasts. He spoke of their essence remaining in Eldham and how to destroy it once and for all. Soon, the entire population of Bibshmibbia had been converted to Reagabishamoguyism. According to Gilbert, also known as the "Holy Soul" or "The Dealer", the main carriers of the FDBK's essence in Eldham were imperialists, more specifically, Rathnirian colonialists. The most powerful of which, around the Isles of Zamotz, being the Imperial Archonate of Viodoxa|Imperial Archonate of Viodoxa and its vassal, the Empire of Avaria. A citizen of Avaria's colony of Wolfswood stumbled upon Varomia's temple and Shmúb and Ashren saw this as an opportunity to convert him to Reagabishamoguyism and attempt to restore the Kingdom of Wolfswood into native Eldhamite hands. He refused, but promised not to tell anyone, a promise which he did not keep, and led to the destruction of Bibshmibbia. The followers of The Reagabishamoguy were forced to flee up north, leaving the Dealer's quota to The Reagabishamoguy unfulfilled, and his soul was consumed. The religion was practiced in secret after the Bibshmibbian population's migration. In January, 122 SMP, The Reagabishamoguy's Divine Smakhhpyn-Za of Nova Bibshmibbia was founded, and the religion gained one more member, Pengu Guntherson. A statue of the Holy Soul, known as Frederick was erected in Nova Varomia, and is now a holy Reagabishamoguyist relic.

The Divine Slaughter
The Divine Slaughter, or "Syn Shtzam Shorm" in Bibshmibbian was the event of The Reagabishamoguy slaughtering the FDBK and granting all life free will and consciousness. When The Reagabishamoguy killed the FDBK, their essence escaped into the worlds of Eldham and Rathnir, their essence being the source of all evil and maliciousness in both worlds.

The Dealer
The Dealer was a chicken who made a deal with The Reagabishamoguy that if he sacrificed 1,000,000 of his own kind, he would achieve immortality. He lived through nine different incarnations before being consumed after Bibshmibbia's collapse.


 * The Dealer (real name: Cluck Motherfuck)
 * Chimken
 * Gilbert I
 * Gilbert II
 * Gilbert III
 * Gilbert IV
 * Gilbert V
 * Gilbert VI
 * Gilbert VII

The FDBK
The FDBK were four ancient barbaric creatures who created the universe only to torture its inhabitants. Their names were Tzmt, Rbkbk, Lmnmn and Aúa. The Reagabishamoguy, one of the universe (syn Shtz)'s inhabitants, achieved holy divine purity, consciousness and free will. As the only being with these powers, it was now on the same level as the FDBK, and The Reagabishamoguy brutally killed each one.

The Reagabishamoguy
The Reagabishamoguy (also known as STESH, an acronym for "Syn Tyky-Endom Shtz", meaning "The Crab God".) is the central deity of the T.R.S.S. It is the beacon of divine purity and holiness in both Rathnir and Eldham. It's power is only matched by free will, which has been tainted by the FDBK's essence. This is why the religion of The Reagabishamoguy must be spread throughout both worlds, to truly cleanse them from the malicious evil of the FDBK.