Mlgcabbage69

Mlgcabbage69
Big man cabbage was born in 40s in some dusty old farm up in like east sanctuary innit. Trained for 80 years to become an absolute pvp beast. He joined the Uldarashi army, and began to ravage the F tier ranks in the army. He was so good, that one time he beat a S tier when he was afk. He became what they called "that guy is trash bro, I destroyed him in 30 seconds". One day, after smacking some dusty yutes in some 1v1s he met a young man who was 1 inch shorter than him named ciprilu28. He asked whether he could join his bare chill town called "Traveller's pass". In which he later became part of the council along with the mandem. One day he ate a pumpkin, and apparently some dusty demon was in it, so his left eye became possesed. Later on Swaggeroth hypnotised him, so his right eye became possesed by the black among us character.

Vision Maui alter ego
One day the black among us character sensed something in the nether. This made mlgcabbage dig in a weird way (not because of x-ray). He then found a head of Vision Maui. Suddenly the head sucked him in, and the pumpkin demon and black among us character were chained inside mlgcabbage's mind. Instead. vision maui's mind was inside of cabbage's head, which made him shank up bare mandem. Bare people were scared of cabbage so he was nicknamed "nft screenshotter" for some reason. Then he called some slag a dusty yute, her name was like uh "queen Scotch or smth like that and then he got in trouble with the feds. But nobody could catch him because he was too pacy.

Beef with this wasteman Thomas
So man like cabbage was having a peak day innit, and then this wasteman Thomas was being bare annoying on the sanctuary discord server. Some slag was trynna bait me out to the council but they ran away cuz like man is massive innit. My bruddha ciprilu28 was getting beefed up by this skinny yute thomas so like I wasn't haven it so like I bullied him innit. It was bare funny you know. Man said he was lik slovak innit and he couldn't speak it. What a bozo am I right or am I right? Anyways, he was being bare annoying and snitching on me in the council chat or smth. But ciprilu28 and perry were like allow it fam, so everyting was bare chill. Now me and Thomas are close bruddhas, we set our differences a side, and sweared on our mum's life that thomas won't be a prick anymore. Now thomas is bare nice.