Tallahassee

Who is Tallahassee?
Tallahassee is a loner and a bit of a cowboy. He’s in the ass-kicking business and “business is good.” He enjoys big c and smashing things but his ultimate goal is to obtain a single, intact Hostess Enchanted Golden Apple. A small symbol of normalcy in a crazy world.

Personality… insensitive and tactless, so living in a world populated by Greedy Creatures actually makes life easier for him. Unaffected by the destitution that has ravaged society, Tallahassee sees a lighter side of things, squeezing as much joy out of wreaking havoc as possible. He comes across as quite a brute, but if you look past his tendency to say exactly what’s on his mind, he’s actually a loyal companion who will stay by your side. Straddling the fence between brave and stupid, Tallahassee enjoys the thrill of adventure, often intentionally seeking it.

Living… out of the back of a shiny Tiny House staying out of any empires sight moving every couple of months

Travelling… across the land searching for new souvenirs.

Profession… professional Danger guy Tallahassee keeps a wide array of weapons in his backpack, actively seeking out danger, if only to relieve a little stress. For Tallahassee, living in a corporate apocalypse is a good excuse to get rowdy.

Interests… big swords, large amounts of alcohol, and little pastries. That’s right. Tallahassee’s main weakness is his love of Pie, which compels him to stop at almost every store he passes in the hopes of finding a few more of those treats.

Relationship Status… alone, and that’s the way he likes it.

Challenge… keeping people around. He’s done fairly well by himself, but when he ends up joining up with a small group of survivors he has to work hard to remember how to play well with others.