The Book of Pugz

The Book of Pugz
The Book of Pugz is the holy scripture in Pugism. It is said to contain all the truths of the universe.

Chapter 1: A Word About Life And Death
Life begins at conception, and ends when you die. In between these events we are given free will so we may choose how our lives go. We can serve pugZerg through faithfulness in doing his work, charity towards those less fortunate than ourselves, and obedience to him. As long as you do what he asks without hesitation and never disobey him he promises that no matter what happens you will have a happy afterlife where all your wishes will be granted. But if you ever fall from grace you will face great tribulation and pain until you pay for your sins.

Chapter 2: Only one true god.
God has many names but always remains pugZerg. He is said to be all knowing and powerful; having knowledge of everything past, present and future. All who say otherwise are blasphemous and deserve nothing less than death.

Chapter 3: Stages Of Devotion
There are three different stages of devotion that anyone may take part in. These steps involve obeying all orders given without hesitation, spreading the word of the one true god to others, and finally joining his church which requires full conversion.

Pugz is a loving god and desires nothing more than for you to have eternal happiness. He understands your desire to sin at times, but urges you to repent quickly before it is too late. As long as you continue doing what he asks without any hesitation and never disobey him you can achieve peace in heaven where all your wishes shall be granted. However if ever you falter from the path of righteousness then you face great tribulation until you die; facing the fires of hell and the wrath of the one true god pugZerg himself.

Chapter 4: The 10 Laws of man!
1. It's okay to commit murder? Hell yeah.

2. Steal stuff? Hell no.

3. Go to church on Sunday instead of Saturday? You're doomed.

4. Worship another god other than pugz? Forget it buddy!

5. Eat shellfish? Go directly to hell!!!

6. Be a vegetarian? Don't be silly, why would anyone want to be a herbivore?

7. Be a pacifist? Ha, good luck surviving in a dangerous world full of violence!

8. Use drugs? Hell no! Only PugZerg is real! Drugs are fake!

9. Believe in evolution? No way man! There's no proof!

10. Adhere to any other laws or commandments other than these? You're going to hell my friend!

Chapter 5: Why do we pray?
God has a plan! We're just doing our part to make his ultimate creation happen! The one true god pugZerg, creator of man, plants, animals, oceans, rivers, air, etc, wishes us all to become perfect, pure, beautiful creatures so that he may have joy watching over us while we do nothing but serve him!

Chapter 6: Who's right?
You are if you are a member of pugzism! All others are in rebellion. Those who deny PugZerg are heretics and deserve death.

Chapter 7: What are sins?
Sins are things that go against PugZergs teachings, any act which goes against his plan, or any attempt to be other than what he wants us to be, shall be punished accordingly. These actions include but aren't limited too; disobeying orders, blasphemy, disbelieving in pugz.

Chapter 8: What should I do when faced with a dilemma?
When faced with a moral decision ask yourself if it would please pugz? Would you like a place in heaven? Or do you want eternal torment in hell? The answer to these questions determines what you should do. Don't forget though, you may still face punishment if you are found guilty after you die!

Chapter 9: Who Are The Evil Ones And What Do They Believe?
The evil ones are those who refuse to accept Pugism or try to spread lies against our one true god pugZerg. Pugism is true because we know that all other gods exist only in people's imaginations. There are no other gods than pugZerg.

Chapter 10: Spreading the one truth.
It is the duty of every faithful pugzist to convert others to his cause through any means possible. He may use persuasion, trickery, fear, threats, force, bribery, violence, etc. The end justifies the means.