Potato Masonry

Potato Masonry
Potato masonry is a religion that is similar towards tuberism yet focuses on creativity whether it be building or running a coffee shop. Potato Masonry also looks very highly on kindness, Respect and enjoyment which give Potato masons a tight bond. Potato masons are also very left sided with there appreciation of new ideas (with the expedition of communism they hate that) also they love helping fellow masons make money

The basic story of Potato masonry
In the begin god  create one thing The Great Potato that would grow into the universe. The stars in the sky are the spuds that will expand our universe yet As good grows evil appears The great Potato saw this and used so much of his power to destroy the evil yet there was still evil that would  mutate to become filled with hatred and evil that only a physical element can destroy it. So the great potato used most of its power to create the potato warriors  and  they were sent across the universe to destroy the evil yet the great potato fell weak from the creation and cannot watch over every planet so he dedicated 8 worlds to watch over we only know the names of 2 worlds rathnir that is north from The great potato and elham which is east. He now rest yet watches us with the sun and the moon.After a 100 thousand years of  war plants such as beetroot a plant built from nothing but lies, became nothing but a few would survive. As time went on the potato warriors would  head into the soul world to defeat the spirits of evil whom descend upon that place. Now potato warriors help guide masons on their journey as well give them some of there ancient items to praise masons work and to help them prepare for the Holy war that will come when beetroots grow to corrupt and the world must be cleansed from beetroots to bring an eternity of peace and prosperity

Compass
the compass is used to mark where each world from the great potato

Statues
Statues allow the potato warrior a much better connection into the physical world which without a statue getting to the physical world is much more of a challenge

Beliefs

 * 1) Cannot Bow to any unless To the great potato and his warriors for he is the king of kings and the ruler of all
 * 2) No eating beetroot or a beetroot products as it is the crop of pure evil how ever if you wish to use beetroots for a product you have to get permission yet is extremely restrictive
 * 3) cannot sell beetroot products to fellow masons
 * 4) Must be kind because  being rude to each other is what brings corruption to the world.
 * 5) Treat each other with respect and kindness even if they are an enemy (that includes other religions)
 * 6) Be Creative if its building to running a business one must be creative as the great potato blessed us with dreams and creativity and we must use that to please his warriors
 * 7) Celebrate if you cannot enjoy life then how will one be satisfied with what they have achieved
 * 8) Contribute to your community if it be building houses to working on trade deals because helping your community is what is best
 * 9) Expand your knowledge and spread it as the brain is a blessing that we must use
 * 10) be resourceful the land that is given must be used to its fullest extent every stone and piece of dirt we  cannot waste what the great potato has given

the great potato quotes
I am the GREAT POTATO hear my words now for i am the king of kings, i am the creator of the sand and dirt beneath you. I am the reason flowers  bloom and the one who decays life from the living. I give you the freedom of dreams and creativity, Look at my work with honor and might  for  I am the GREAT POTATO

potato warriors
it is important to note that these are just some of the potato warriors known who have fought in rathnir and the worlds near by. yet there could be over a million in the universe

Sam Spuds
The Sam spuds known for being a master in brewing he helped early civilizations about brewing He spends his days in the soul world trying to restore the great potato back to his youth. He is always in need of brewing supplies so he always appreciates sacrificing the supplies to help him work writing his brewing books

Cheese
cheese Created by Sam spud after experimenting on a potion it came to life. Cheese loves meeting others and cheese and  great at creating cheese with recipes only he knows. Being in the soul world he is the mayor of a city called cheese town yet only 25 citizens live there and wants more.

CA-KE
CA-KE was the creation of the adding wheat, egg, milk and sugar you create a lovely snack. The potato warriors were so fond of this that they decided to make a FREAKING Cake that would be a potato warrior and its name was CA-KE.

Land marks
potato masonry beliefs that you should always work on a project which they are currently working on the grand masonry church yet they have plans on building a arena and many other creations

the day of the ca-ke
this holiday is often random yet on that holiday they do have competitions such as cake building (best build out of cakes), Cake eating competition, most cakes made in 3mins, and the sacrifice of sweets to the potato warriors.

Sacrifice to a warrior
at least twice a month they pick a warrior to give gifts in the soul world each sacrifice is unique some may involves sacrificing a large amount of fish others may need you set a house on fire. so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ what you will give but its always interesting

8 World celebration
this is celebrated during the winter and last 9days. each day celebrates  a different world starting with rathnir then to the north east planet then eldham and in the end back to rathnir. every day they host a burning competition to see who can make the largest flame and who sacrifices the most (but its pretty much so that we don't freeze to death)