Silly vs Epic Wars

=The Silly vs Epic Wars= The Silly vs Epic Wars of Kanahulu is an international conflict in which the two opposing ideologies Silly and Epic both spread rapidly and eventually clash in conflicts all over Kanahulu. The war lasted for 22 days and composed of 4 battles and ended just 2 days before the eventual collapse of the world of Kanahulu. The eventual end lead to peace on both sides as they both agreed to respect each ideology and the controversial imprisonment of DiiZ Valrath, brother to the ex-queen K'aiza and granduncle of the current king of Hallandren Gerry Taurath.

Prelude
On day 79 of Kanahulu, the opulent yet inactive nation of Luserose collapsed with all of its riches. And in its place a new nation formed. One based on power without constraint and a new material was invented -rather discovered- which revolutionised Tremons wars as we know it. The Silly State, successor of Luserose, had caused a lot of controversy even before the war and largely failed to gain any international recognition. The Silly State was founded by Elle Taurath (Stregastrooga) after sailing and being guided by the Silly Sister to the Luserose Island (Luserose's old capital) and founded the Silly Sanctuary. This upset Hallandren as Luserose was allies with them and both in the Migeru Shiyamato Pact and the new Silly State seemed rogue and unserious.

A new ideology was born in the sanctuary after a visit from the Silly Sister. She called forth her followers and demanded that Kanahulu must be silly at all costs. The Silly Sister then guided them to an ancient armoury in which precious weapons made from now coined Silly Steel were found. These weapons and shields held great power and the Silly State knew that.

On day 81, the Silly State applied to the BFF Alliance, however they were denied due to accusations of brainwashing with their silly ideology. The Kingdom of Epic spoke out against the sillys morals and lack of sensibility when it comes to geopolitics and Hallandren was firmly against it. They were denied after a popular vote. It was clear, they thought that the Silly State was a joke. And the Silly Brigade was formed ready to show Hallandren the power of Silly.

Silly vs Epic Wars
On day 91 of Tremons Kanahulu, the Silly vs Epic Wars started with a surprise attack on the coastal town of Vythia. Many historian condemn the Silly State for not officially declaring war. Nonetheless, the war had begun as the Silly Brigade aimed to 'sillify' Hallandren and then hopefully the rest of Kanahulu.

The Silly Landing of Vythia
Potions, arrows, and riptide tridents was all you could see. On day 91 of Tremons, the Silly Brigade landed on Vythia on teardrop island. Their goal: take the city and kill any epic opposition. Immediately partisans fought back and Hallandren along with the rest of the BFF Alliance was alerted. The Silly have come to invade. Both sides faced off. And with one simple arrow shot at the Silly Brigade and the battle began in the Caydefather Clocktower. And ended with a disappointing loss for the Sillies. So this would lead to eternal epicness and the end of silly right? But this would only be the start.

The Silly Treaty of Silly Manor
A few days after the conflict, Queen K'aiza (Micelicious) resigned from the throne to pursue her true passion, vampire hunting, and the next in line was her grandson Gerry Taurath (S1rGerald) (who was also married to the leader of the Silly State Elle Taurath). Gerry Taurath immediately signed a millitary and peace agreement with Elle, the Silly Treaty of Silly Manor, meaning that Hallandren -leader of the epic backed alliance- was now allied with the Silly State and was now on the silly side. Many nations publicly disapproved of the decision. The two prominent opposers nations were Scilogete & Falconer. Now on the Silly State's bucket list,

Attack on Scilogete
The Attack on Scilogete was more of a culling as this operation was much more organised and with the support of a new silly ally in Hallandren. The battle occured at Valrath Castle in Scilogete with the Scilogete army wearing unenchanted gear and was vastly unprepared. The Silly Brigade stormed through with ease and pleasure pillaging anything in their way. Their point was made and Scilogete was now silly.

Valrath Declaration
DiiZ Valrath (DiiZCow), brother of ex-Queen K'aiza Taurath could not stand by and watch as his spoilt grandson and his daughter ruin the legacy of Hallandren. House Valrath -which DiiZ was the leader of- was very prominent in Scilogete's government as they were in charge of war and defence and his own son Loopy Valrath (LoopyPillow) was badly injured in the fight. This could go on no longer and with the support of Falconer and Yumato denounced publicly denounced Gerry Taurath as king.

This is now known as the Valrath Declaration. Causing Hallandren into a schism against silly and epic : Taurath and Valrath. This resurgence in support gave hope to the Epic Entente in their fight against silly as the next battle at the Wellerman's Toll began.

Battle for Wellerman's Toll
The Battle of the Wellerman's Toll was the battle on day 98 of Tremons in which the Silly Brigade attempted to take over the Toll -the Epic HQ- and finally end the war. However, with support of the Valraths, the Silly State's biggest ally Hallandren was split. And what didnt help was that Yumato joined on the epic side. The battle was to say the least a mess. The Silly Brigade barely gained any ground on the island as the Epic Entente fortified themselves. Casualties for the Silly Brigade were, frankly, embarrassing as the cracks in the mysterious Silly State became more clear. They had failed their Silly Sister and their cause was now a distant dream. It would be only days that the Epic Entente would march at their doorstep and take over the Silly Sanctuary that they once took over before.

The Silly Sister
Elle Taurath -leader of the silly state- knew that this war would make them loose everything they worked so hard for. They would lose their nation, their livelihood and most importantly disappoint the Silly Sister. The Silly Sister heard their cries and on day 103 of Tremons and appeared offering advice to the couple. The Sister told them that above all, 'to stay silly for eternity', she would then spawn in Silly Sheep as disciples of the Silly Sister. Each rainbow with a burning flame. These sheep would constantly comfort and offer holy advice to the couple becoming an extension of the opulent Silly Sister. The Silly State were rejoiced in their new fluffy friends and ready to face of against the just as motivated Epic Entente in the finale of the Silly vs Epic Wars. The Silly Sanctuary Showdown. This would decide the fate of Kanahulu. To be silly or to be epic?

The Silly Sanctuary Showdown (Finale)


Silly Manor, Silly Sanctuary

Two opposing sides. Silly vs Epic, Taurath vs Valrath. All of the battles and shouting lead to the Silly Manor. Where it all started. Where the Silly State first began out of the ashes of Luserose. The Battle started on day 105 of Tremons, hours before its eventually collapse into the abyss but that's not relevant. Epic forces breached the mansion and clashed with the equally matched silly forces. Destruction of the manor was rampant as looting engaged while the more organised armies collided with trying to capture the 3 beacon points (2 on the bottom floor opposite sides & 1 at the top). The battle lasted for 30 minutes and was one of attrition as both sides fought valiantly. But the Epic Entente underestimated how many potions and resources they needed as their leader DiiZ Valrath watched as his eldest son Loopy Valrath (Loopypillow) slain in battle. He himself was then injured heavily and then resuscitated by Elle Taurath his own daughter and now enemy. It was clear. The Silly State succeeded as but at what cost? Their town, Silly Sanctuary, destroyed and they were no closer to world domination. They had used the last remnants of Silly Steel and potions and the Silly vs Epic wars were in fact over.

Fate of DiiZ Valrath
Both sides gained very little from the wars and it was clear the war was over with DiiZ Valrath under lock and key in Hallangrad. He was sentenced to life in prison for his lead in the Valrath Declaration and treason. He never saw his son Loopy Valrath again who managed to somehow survive and was in fact not dead.

Hallandren
Hallandren remains Silly under Gerry Taurath's rule and is still close allies to the Silly State under Elle Taurath's rule.