Eggism

In Eggism, we have one god. The almighty Sheldon. Sheldon is worshipped as much as possible and we do not throw or destroy eggs as it is disrespectful. Every town or city that worships Eggism must have an egg built in the town's perimeters. We do not attack or harm any other players without cause and we can defend ourselves. Eggists do not discriminate against other religions as it is disrespectful and dishonourable.

The creation of Eldham:

Eldham was created by the almighty Sheldon. The world was created in 2 days. Sheldon first created the ground so that he could walk the earth. Next he created the water. He created the water because the world had a lack of colour and there needed to be a source of sustenance for the life that he would create. On the second day, he created the sky and the clouds. This is so he could soar through the sky and so that the life could live peacefully. Finally, he created life. He made life that lived on the land, the sky and the sea. His work was done. Sheldon patiently watched this beautiful art that he had created, however he grew ever so bored over the millennia of waiting. To quell his thirst for action, Sheldon cast unto the simple monkey the HOLY EGG OF TRUTH. This Sacred artifact was quickly consumed by the primates and opened their humble eyes to the earth around them. These mammals were eventually known as... humans.

The tragedy of the egg:

The monkeys, although they gained knowledge, they lost their blissful ignorance and became aware of the horrors of the world around them. The monkeys were not ready for the world at which they were apart of. The monkeys became crazy, gradually descending into chaos, they had to be cleansed. The monkeys ate the holy egg. Sheldon had to do something about this. He flooded the city with the holy yoke and drowned all of the primitive moneys. Sheldon released a new pure breed, who only worshiped him. They were called Eggists and they are the founders of the religion today.

The resurrection of man:

Now that the Eggists were roaming the earth, it was finally at peace. The Eggists brought balance to the world and helped the other organisms around them. The world of Eldham was finally peaceful and free from violence. Sheldon was happy with this new world and so he rested where he still rests to this day.

Life after death:

When you die, you will ascend to the Egg Haven, there are eggs everywhere. It is a paradise. You will be greeted by the almighty Sheldon who will judge you based on your actions whilst you were living. If you were a good Eggist and followed all of the Eggism rules, then you will live in Egg Haven for the rest of eternity. If you decide that you don't want to live for eternity, you can choose to be reincarnated at any point you want with your memory erased. If Sheldon decides that you have been a bad Eggist, then you will be reincarnated without any choice as Sheldon believes everyone deserves a chance to change.