User:Mister Marshmallow

One of the central prophets in Bananaism, Mister Marshmallow received a revelation from the gods that he would be responsible for being their messenger. It all began decades ago, when while sitting under a banana tree, one of them fell and hit him over the head. He was struck so hard that mountains of knowledge filled his mind and he became enlightened, seeing the true path set before him in the Way of the Banana. After the banana hit him, he had so much knowledge that a spot on his head began to grow, demonstrating how much knowledge couldn't even fit inside his head. He began to hear voices, and knew that these were from the gods above telling him what to do. With the glorious and eternal message of Bananaism to be spread throughout the world as the one truth, Mister Marshmallow set off to gather new converts for his Order of the Peeled.