Come Out Ye Dandelions

Come Out Ye Dandelions is a song written by Jane the Bane about Bardonian agression before and during The Bardonian Wars. It was written to the tune of "Come Out Ye Black and Tans".

Text
I was born on an Urnu street where the foreign drums did beat

And those loving Bardie feet they walked all o'er us

And every single night when me da' would come home tight

He'd 'nvite the neighbours out with this chorus

[Chorus]

Oh, come out ye' Dandelions

Come out and fight me like a man

Show yer wife how ye won metals against Uldurash

Tell 'er why the people say that you ran like hell away

From the cold 'n dusty streets of Dorasterrock

[Verse 2]

Come let us hear you feign

How you slandered Jane the Bane

When you had her well and truly executed

Where were the sneers and jeers

That you loudly let us hear

When our nations one by one were decimated

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]

Come tell us how you slew

Us old Yimmies two by two

Like Bandits we had stone and sand and iron

How lovely that you charm

With your splash potions of harm

And you frightened them poor locals to the marrow

[Chorus]

[Verse 4]

The day is coming fast

And the time is here at last

When each Bardie will be cast aside before us

And if there be a need

Well my kids will sing, "Godsspeed!"

With a verse or two of the people’s chorus

[Chorus]