Category:The Pumpkin Scripture

The beginning
Long long ago,

There was a group of people. these people, were persecuted by Their rulers, the cageheads. they killed the people, our people, in their hundreds. All hope seemed to be lost for our people but, just as their end seemed to draw close. they were given a second chance, a piece of hope in their trying times.

In came someone, someone indescribable. and without words, it bestowed food upon the people. Starved, they thanked it but it was not done.

As it bestowed food upon these people. It bestowed them something more important. an identity

“This pumpkin will represent your people. put them on to show the alliance you have not only to me but to each other,

The shell represents the protection I give to you as my chosen people, the rind represents the bounty of wealth that each and everyone one of you will receive as long as you continue to worship me.

And the seeds, the seeds represent the future of the pumpkins. Ripe with potential”

And with that Last statement it pointed to the crowd and said

“each and everyone of you are brothers and sisters under the pumpkin, and don't you forget it. Now spread the word. Far and wide, and fight your oppressors with the strength I give to each and every one of you”

And with that it left, just as suddenly as it came, leaving the pumpkin heads with not only its gift of food but also, its gift of unity and hope, not only under the pumpkin God but also, with each other.

The Holy pumpkin island
The islands had become battlefields, the people weapons. life had become miserable for not just the pumpkins, but for everyone. they had became the one thing they swore to destroy. mindless, senseless killers. fighting cageheads and everyone in-between, good or bad.

But, there where some who still remembered, and believed in gods benevolence, some who truly wanted to do good for the world. This group was small but dedicated. Huddled around the igloos they prayed all night and all day long to their Rescuer hoping for another miracle to no avail. they tried there hardest to communicate with it (god) but got no leeway. Until one day it answered

"To create sanctum and safety for our people you must make the ultimate sacrifice. The truest act of compassion to show that our people no matter how bloodthirsty, deserve to have a place of peace and happiness"

and so they did what they must. what had to be done to redeem ALL the pumpkins. sacrificing themselves. to save the pumpkins from the anguish, absorbing all the death and destruction onto themselves with this final noble deed.

and just as this deed was done something appeared in the distance. not a person or a thing. but a place, a holy place. an island free from sin where all pumpkins could live a happy life. were they could better themselves and others to create, rather than destroy. And, as this place materialized, the weight of all their wrongdoings lifted from the shoulders of all pumpkins far and wide as the sacrifices of their brethren had saved them. Now, they could do what was right, As they try and lift that burden from others. all in the holy pumpkin island. under the holy pumpkin lord. thanks to holy pumpkin saints, and their sacrifice.