Kyle Chayka Doge

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Birth: July 30, 2001

Death: 2nd of September, 2023

Cause of Death: Suicide

Address: Artanna, Valoore.

Holdings before Death : People's Party of Valoore

Life story: Kyle Chayka Doge was born on the 30th of July, 2001 (real-life dating system, not my actual birth though) in Valoore to Hector Doge and Jenna Chayka. Kyle Chayka Doge was 7 when his father went out to get the milk. Hector Doge later got married to Jessica Beltze Doge and gave birth to his half-brother, Cheems Beltze Doge. Anyway, 8 years later (yes, Kyle got married when he was 15), Kyle married Mary Chayka Doge and gave birth to Jake Chayka Doge, but his child turned out to be a furry! So, Just like his own father, Kyle Chayka Doge went out to get the milk. It's been 7 years now, Jake is 7 & Fatherless. Jake gets bullied at school, Mary slipped into depression, and Kyle also slipped into depression. Kyle's father went to get the milk, his own child turned out to be a furry so he went to get the milk. Now he had nothing. All he had was his soul and his mortal vessel. But then Michael (I'm gonna ask him for his last name) came around and helped Kyle Chayka Doge out of depression and gave him shelter, a job, and food. Kyle was very grateful to Michael as he had helped him a lot. Kyle's life had been changed. He even got a political party of his own. But, Mary Chayka Doge found Kyle one day and decided to sue him for child support. Kyle was not going to give child support for a furry! So, on the 2nd of September, 2023, Kyle took his own life (or did he?). On the 5th of September, Kyle came back! He was alive! It turns out Kyle had faked his own death, that smart Doge he was.

Timeline:

30/7/01: Kyle is born

31/11/08: Kyle's father goes to get the milk

14/8/23: Kyle joins Stoneworks

01/10/16: Kyle gets married to Mary Chayka Doge.

02/07/17: Jake Chayka Doge is born and Kyle goes out to get the milk

circa (will confirm later) 18/8/23: Kyle joins Artanna, Valoore.

2/9/23: Kyle creates the People's Party of Valoore, Mary finds Kyle and sues him for child support and Kyle fakes his death

5/9/23: Kyle returns and Mary takes back her complaint because of the great speech Kyle gave. 6/9/23: Kyle starts an advertisement campaign for the People's Party of Valoore.