Jörð Steinar Havardr

Jörð "Earth" Steinar Havardr, Earth or his username EarthGaming3637, is an impeached politician, diplomat, soldier, strategist, and former council member of Xeka. He migrated from Frostmarch in Rathnir to Eldham to join the other colonists to assist in the founding of Xeka. He has been impeached by Supreme Leader DiamondNugget following the events of the Navarnan Crisis but is residing in his homeland of Frostmarch working as a Thane.

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Personality
Earth is known amongst his colleagues to be short tempered. He is known to frequently say curse words but can be friendly to his close friends and to strangers. He can be quickly blinded by his rage and can be reckless at times but can quickly calm down depending on the situation. He is loyal to Frostmarch and is willing to do anything for it. He is divorced to SnowTinttu whom he deeply loved but she sadly had manipulated Earth to doing whatever she desires. Earth after the divorced was completely heartbroken but is determined to punish her for her actions one day.

Humble Origins
Earth would be born Jörð Steinar Havardr on the city of Erovald in Frostmarch in an unknown date. He would be given the nickname “Earth” by his friends and family so that pronouncing his name in traveler’s tongue would be easier. His parents would be part of the Havardr family, a namesake Earth would keep until today. His childhood was a happy one but was cut short when he was 10 years old when a bandit broke into their house and killed both of his parents and injuring Earth. A Jarl by the name of Flaming_Swipe offered to take Earth in and take care of him, Earth would accept the offer considering he has nowhere to go anyway.

With his time with Jarl Flaming he would learn how to fish, cook, hunt and most things Earth knows today. He looked up to flaming as a Father-like figure as Flaming would care for Earth.

Earth would leave home when he was 16 and established the town of Havardr_Harbor which is north of Erovald, Frostmarch’s capital.

The Death of Jarl Flaming and the Massacre of the Tomb of the Old Jarls
Earth, whom is nearly 18 years old and lived in isolation for about 1 and a half years, decided to pay Jarl Flaming a visit. He went to Erovald and quickly realized the death of Jarl flaming, he was shocked and quickly organized a funeral for him, with big names attending such as _Runik, Starlorde123, and Jarl Host. Earth would make a mosque with the help of Jarl Host and managed to complete it within a day.

Earth would then would do some asking around for a way to avenge Flaming somehow and learned about a ritual that needs 5 sacrifices to ascend Flaming. He lured 5 people into the tomb of the old jarls, and killed them. After the massacre he would find out that 3 out of the 5 people he killed were tortugan government officials, and someone hired choochie15 to attack Earth and steal his gear. Sadly Earth’s netherite gear would be taken and Tortuga did not say anything about the massacre.

The New World
Earth, now in his early 20s would hear about the new world called Eldham and the GUS’ efforts to colonize it. Earth would volunteer to join the cause and went to Eldham by boat, he would then go to the colony of Xeka and quickly became a council member taking charge of its military. Earth would also make the city of Nordstad in Xeka, one of its original cities still standing today.

During months of peace, Earth would get caught up in the Kunir War due to the Newkunir, a colony of Vanakunir (Modern day Aldovir) would invade the USSE, Xeka’s ally. Earth would be a minor strategist during the war but couldn’t do much anyway as he couldn’t go to the battle due to him getting sick before the war. Sadly the coalition lost the war and some of Xeka’s land were annexed by Newkunir along with most of the USSE’s land.

Learning more about Politics and Rejections
After the war, Earth would travel to the USSE to learn more about different governments in Eldham. He eventually got citizenship there and would be friends with the locals, he would meet with the USSE government and would fall in love with the USSE’s vice president, Xeroise Ronango’O. Earth would also run for National assembly and won with 10 votes.

Shortly after, Xeroise would reject Earth and Earth would enter a period of depression, he would try and commit suicide by slicing his hand off and shooting himself. This would go wrong by his hand having burns and the arrow missing and only grazing his head. Earth would be taken to Bildrin to recover.

An Alter Ego
Earth would then learn about Tortuga taking control of Xeka and that would make him more depressed, but he would gain frequent headaches and he would have a hard time working. Earth felt that something was missing and that his therapist claimed that his love for Xeroise became a part of him and became something that would control Earth’s actions. He would then start hearing voices in his head and would ask his therapist on how to get rid of it. The voices would stop after Earth would fix his mental health problems.

The Worst Lawyer in Eldham
Earth, now in his early 30s would recover from his depression and would be involved in the Tsukanovia Secessionist Crisis with him being the lawyer of Egor Tsukanov. The trial would be short due to Earth’s unpreparedness and Egor pleading guilty, there was also no proof for Egor’s innocents and was found guilty and was banished from the USSE.

The Vodka Shipments
Earth would get a letter from Xeroise asking for vodka and would quickly prepare to go to Laria with the 3 crates of vodka that he made for Xeroise. Earth would get lost due to a blizzard and would encounter Attila Richtoffen and he would bring Earth to Laria. He would then find Xeroise’s house and drop off the vodka but would fall asleep due to exhaustion. Xeroise would then enter the house and suprising Earth who would leave embarrassed.

The Scare of Skjoldrbrodir and The Xekan Doctrine
Earth would venture to Skjoldrbrodir for diplomatic talks, but was met with dismay as he learned of oAsr banditing Skjoldrbrodir and he and all of Xeka was banished from Skjoldrbrodir. To respond, he would implement a prohibition of banditing in Xeka to halt all banditing and prevent relations being harmed with other nations. With this Earth would also make the Xekan Doctrine and the Xekan legal code, both being ratified by supreme leader DiamondNugget.

USSE'S First POPGOV
The USSE had a popular council meeting for the government and the citizens to discuss and debate about reforms. Earth being a part of the government attended the POPGOV because he also had some reforms he wanted to implement into the military. In the meeting he assisted Rogalash and also gave his opinions about certain parts of the government, and he also proposed the "Earth Doctrine"; a document that was written hours before the meeting and is about the reforms of the military. It was passed and is now the way of the military. Earth would later debate on why the USSE's multiparty system was "Bullshit" due to the fact it is likely for the communist party to win every election and the multiparty system was just there to oppose the communist party.

A Tour to Remember
After the POPGOV Earth went out of the Laria courthouse and to his surprise he sees Xeroise inviting him to come with her to Garxeto; the capital of COG, Earth agrees to do so having wanting to be alone with Xeroise beforehand. He arrives in Garxeto with Xeroise asking Earth if he had come to Ellysia before. Earth admitted that he never cared about Ellysia or its existence because of him being busy with Xeka which was first established at the time. After roaming arround Garxeto for awhile Xeroise then offered Earth a tour on some ruins from Ellysia, Earth agrees to the tour so they get on a boat and go to some Ellysian ruins, with Xeroise explaining to Earth the stuff that happened during the war. After the tour Earth and Xeroise would return to Laria before parting ways. Earth wrote in his journal that he will cherish this tour as he was alone with Xeroise.

The Second USSE Elections
Earth's term as National Assembly is ending and he needed a good re-election campaign, he comes up with one so he submits his application. To his surprise his friend and colleague Pogge Richthofen is going to run against him, fortunately both were able to make a compromise that Pogge wont run against him because there are 5 people running and 5 seats available. Earth wins the elections and after that the new NA were tasked with electing the chairman. Earth first supported Attila Richthofen but after a heated debate he voted for Pogge Richthofen.

The Puppet Strings Get Tied
Earth would move on from his rejection and would go back to Xeka to take a break from politics, he would be informed by a city called Navarna which joined them. Earth would visit them and was greeted by SnowTinttu, Navarna's leader. The two quickly fell inlove and became engaged in a matter of weeks.

Apparently, Earth was found drunk in the Xekan jungles on the day of the wedding, so the wedding was pushed back a day. The wedding went smoothly as Earth and Snow would be a couple and everyone who attended got to drink the finest of vodka. They would have a child shortly after and Earth would start to get depressed for an unknown reason but did not tell Snow about it.

Jarl hOst and the Havardr Family
Earth was called back to Frostmarch by Jarl hOst, the high jarl. Frostmarch was a region in the sorligste area of the Free States of Tortuga that mainly operates in rathnir. Earth goes to rathnir to be met by Jarl hOst and LeBogie Bogićev, or"Mat". Host explained that Mat was his half brother and hOst was his real father, he just had to give up Earth as a child for adoption due to unknown circumstances. Earth was shocked but was happy he was reunited with his real family.

The Divorce
Earth and Snow had a argument one night, it resulted into divorce. There was no divorce trial due to Earth surrendering to Snow and letting her keep their son, there was a scuffle against Earth and Snow but were pulled apart by onlookers.

The Insanity begins... Again
After the divorce Earth's brother, Mat came to visit after finding out Earth's divorce. Earth was reluctant to let him in but he did so anyway, Earth's son Asmunde was staying for a bit until heading for Navarna. Earth was writing a letter to Snow about how sorry he was for the things that he told her and suddenly Earth felt lightheaded, he went to ask Mat if he saw his anti depressants.

"Brother, have you seen m-"

Everything went black, Earth was suffering from a stroke and fell unconscious. His Head was cut open due to his wounds from last time reopenining and he was bleeding out. Mat and Asmunde rushed Earth to the hospital, they managed to save Earth because the paramedics said that if they were an hour late Earth would have gone into septic shock and died. Earth woke up disoriented and kept asking Mat why wont he just let Earth die, Mat never knew about the hardship Earth was dealing with so he just tried to calm him down. Earth demanded to be released and Mat had to walk Earth home. A few days later Earth started to feel insane again, just like last time.

Getting back together with the wife
Earth was at the navarna docks, reminiscing when he was with his wife. It was a cold and stormy night, Earth had nothing but his trench coat to cover him. He wanted to apologize to Snow but he didn't find her, he was about to leave until he felt a tap on the shoulder. Snow approached Earth to apologize, both apologized and hugged. They were a couple again promising to never talk about this again.

The Anti Ratist Coalition
Earth, having fed up with the ratists saw a poster on the wall. It advertised the Anti Rat Coalition and its vow to destroy ratism. Earth quickly singed up and was commissioned as a captain for a squad. Earth participated in the Razing of Ratlantis and the Great spire skirmish. When the Anti Ratist Coalition was starting to get criticized and hated on by the public, it started to collapse and most of its members left, including Earth to avoid being in the blast radius of humiliation from the pulbic.

The Vanshire conflict, Death and Divorce
Earth had allegedly interrupted diplomatic talks with USSE and Vanshire and persuaded them to join, had been arrested on the account of treason, espionage, malpolitics and other crimes. He never intended to harm the USSE like this, why was he being treated like this? He was not even in the USSE government anymore and he was charged with malpolitics. Earth did not understand, he accepted what sentence he was going to get. Earth did not have any hope until he met Urabon, which Earth quickly hired as his defence attorney. The trial was hopeless due to Eldham's best lawyer was the lead prosecutor, this was none other was one Xeroise Ronango'O. When sentencing was about to occur, Xeroise announces that Snow was to divorce Earth, and to marry her. Earth was enraged and got something next to him, a baguette and attacked Snow. During the chaos that ensued, Earth was allegedly given a bottle of absinthe and he drank it, he collapsed to the ground as the drink was spiked with poison. Earth was slowly dying, he heard the sounds of fireworks and cheers. He regretted his actions, he just wanted to help. Earth thought to himself,

"This was a unjust killing, I never wanted to die in the first place. I was prideful, but this time I had good intentions!"

Earth's vision began to blur, after a short while Earth passed away. Earth's father, Host then declared that he will not take Earth's death in vein and warned the USSE to reconsider their actions against him.

Resurrection
No more than 12 hours of Earth's death, his good friend Einfalt Svartur Slím has tried his very best in resurrecting him. He has tried everything, from simple prayers to sacrifices of animals. Einfalt did something unprecedented and took 50 heads from Earth's vault and started to recite a unknown prayer. Earth's ghost form, Ghost Earth was instantly killed shortly after the prayer was recited. Earth, on the other hand woke up on the floor, Einfalt was happy and filled with joy, Earth was confused but gave Einfalt his thanks and appreciated him for his actions.

The Navarna Crsis
After Earth got resurrected, DiamondNugget was summoned to Nordstad by a letter send by a anonymous messenger. Once DiamondNugget arrived he was surprised to see Earth alive and well. Earth was quickly reinstated in the Xekan council and quickly briefed by the council on what happened during his absence. The first thing he would do is ban all Navarnans from entering Xekan land and to quickly mobilize the Xekan Military. The USSE and Navarna were trying to fix this via diplomacy but Earth was having none of it, He thought the only way this could be solved is for the USSE to stay out of this and for Navarna to be reintegrated back to Xeka by fair means or foul. Due to this, DiamondNugget had a meeting with the Navarnans and talked for awhile. After a long debate and pressure from the Navarnans, Earth was to be stripped off from all power and impeached. DiamondNugget was reluctant but due to Earth threatening war he agreed, he still gave Earth the position of advisor but he declined; Earth would be granted the position of advisor later on.

Moving to Skjoldbrodir
Earth, shortly after being impeached tried his best to nullify his impeachment and to get him reinstated in the council again to no avail. Due to this he moved to the city of Steinborg in Skjoldbrodir. He treated it as his new home until one day a letter came.

The Kerfuffle at Garxeto
Earth had received a letter from his father, Jarl Host saying that he should return to Frostmarch. Earth arranges to return to Frostmarch but he briefly went to Garxeto for a unknown reason. He was greeted by his friend Louis and he told him to get in the house because they are being hunted down by Direwolf57, a alleged vampire. During this time, the sun mysteriously vanished and vampires used this opportunity to hunt and kill. Earth wasn't able to outrun Direwolf and was bitten, temporarilly turning Earth into a vampire. Earth was captured and restrained by Louis and his husband. Earth was shot in the heart using a smoothbore musket and died instantly. Louis recited a unknown prayer that led to him getting resurrected, not as a vampire but as human. After brief scuffles against Direwolf, the vampire retreated and so did Earth and his party.

Return to Frostmarch
Earth had returned to Frostmarch and had discovered he is part of the Thane Council in Frostmarch, the Thane Council is basically a council that proposes votes of ideas that can be given to Jarls. Earth got to work in suggesting reforms and a new uniform for the Military to use, both votes were accepted. During Earth's time in Frostmarch, he met Ludju who he quickly got engaged to due to a simple joke about them getting married turned into a actual thing.

Stuck in Sorrenburg
Earth and Ludju were apparently lovers now, due to this Earth was toured by Ludju in the town he owns, Sorrenburg. The tour was pleasant, Ludju appears to be caring for Earth and tries to prevent him getting hurt. Ludju was showing Earth his underground bunker, Earth drunk 3 whole bottles of whiskey in front of Ludju. Ludju panicked and told Earth to stay as he got some milk for him to drink, Earth saw and drank a ruined potion out of curiosity. Earth collapsed and Ludju quickly rushed to the scene, Earth started to have headaches and have difficulty in walking, presumably the after effects of his resurrection. Ludju quickly gave Earth a chair to sit on and started to make him a bed, determining that Earth is too weak to make it back to Frostmarch. Earth gets on the bed and remarks that he loves Ludju, then Earth fell asleep while Ludju sits quietly next to him making sure nothing bad happens to him.

The Battle of Fort Swagnado
Earth, having been recovered, had went back to Eldham looking for a job. He went back to Fort Swagnado, the last bastion of the now defunct Anti Rat Coalition. He counted 4 men, and heard that the Confederation of Garxijos is going to attack. Earth quickly took command and started to prepare his men to defend against the COG military, the next day was a eventful one as the COG military went in Early to surround the fort. Earth tried to get reinforcements and they got there in time. However they were defeated by COG with technological and numerical advantages.

The Neihernspried
At this point, Earth was looking for more things to do and a opportunity to explore the world. He heard about this fungus called the Neihernspried and he learned that there is a big quarantine zone in the USSE, he went to see it for himself before the government comes to quarantine it. Earth willingly broke his exile from the USSE to satisfy his curiosity, the person in charge of taking care of the zone took Earth in and offered to hide him but refused. When he came back, POGGEROO was there interrogating the person that helped Earth. The person ran away and Earth and Poggeroo had a conversation that resulted in Earth leaving the USSE. Earth would be exposed to the spores of the Neihernspried. Shortly after this Earth was invited to a party with the rest of the Neihernspried supporters, Earth came. The rest of the party hoped that Xeroise will come also but she refused, due to this Cab suggested to go find her in the USSE, everyone agreed. They came and were quickly attacked by the USSE military, however the USSE military would camp Earth's Angel Chest and would kill him when he tried to get back his items despite offering to leave and never go back. Under special circumstances, Earth was able to get his items back and evade capture.

Falling at The Final Hurdle
Earth, having fled capture by the USSE has thought that it would be a nice change if he tried to be a dual citizen in many countries. He packed his bags and managed to get citizenships in these countries: The Republic of Valore, Confederation of Garxijos, The Independent State of New Erovald, The Soolianic Congregation, The Empire of Aristios, The Iron Freeholds and lastly, The Kingdom of Yazuma. Sadly the last we have heard of Earth is during when he applied for citizenship in Yazuma, currently visiting Valore. Its when he sent a letter to his father, Host about his adventures in the north. Once he sent the letter, he went back to his hotel room but was stopped by a suspicious individual that Earth presumed to be of lo'oix ancestry.

"Mr. Havardr?"

"Y-Yes?"

"Mrs. Ronango'O sends her regards..."

BANG

BANG

The Valoran Authorities found Earth dead with two gunshot wounds on the head, presumably from a revolver. Earth was shot 2 times on the head, he was shot twice to make sure he never came back. Earth's Application to Join Yazuma would then be accepted after they found out about Earth's death. People in Skjoldbrodir and Frostmarch were outraged and exclaimed that the USSE were the ones who orchestrated Earth's murder, or even Xeroise Ronango'O herself was the one who hired the assassin that killed Earth. This was most likely the reason due to their open hostilities to one another, following the events that happened when Earth and co. tried to hunt down Xeroise in the USSE. Countless attempts was made to resurrect Earth were done but it failed. The gods never wanted him back, did they? Were the gods were fed up with Earth's hostilities with the USSE so they refused any attempt to bring him back from the dead? Just why Earth would be punished this harshly? He deserved some punishment sure but not this harsh. Just why would the gods do something this cruel to this man that was already going through a lot? There were many questions to be answered but never were. Earth was now in limbo. It was dark, no more alter ego to talk to, it was just lonely. Because of his doings, Earth is in eternal hell.

Wolfingrad and the Skjold Vassal
Earth woke up alive and well, but he was floating in the ocean. The gods have bought him back for one last chance, Earth would wonder where he would end up. A few days later he would arrive in the shores of Natur, the capital city of Wolfingrad. The Tsar of Wolfingrad, Alinya Volkovski Adalwolf would let him in the country. He would quickly rise up the ranks and become the Head of the Military and Foreign affairs, but the Foreign affairs position would be given to Myers later on. Earth would go on and participate in the vote for Wolfingrad's independence but allegedly being manipulated by Acon Kolbeck, the leader of Skjoldrbrodir to remove his vote. Earth would be the head of the Wolfin Royal Army to this day.

The Cassius-Havardr Arms Company
Earth, with his love of firearms would make a arms company with a man called Cassius, forming the Cassius-Havardr Arms Company. They would make many weapons together and make profit of it by selling them to militaries around the world and individual buyers.

The Right Hand Man and The Havardr Family Expansions
Earth would feel lonely and depressed in his time in Wolfingrad, he would go on and use a mask to conceal his face, and have an eyepatch due to his left eye being temporary blinded. From there he would be known as "The Right Hand Man", or just simply "Right" as Alinya would call him. After this he would contact many people by telegram asking them if they would like to be adopted into the Havardr Family. Over a dozen people would be adopted by Earth in less than a weeks time, his lover Ludju would be shocked by his decision.

The Xekan Diplomat
As Xekan diplomact Frug came to Wolfingrad for negotiations for a non agression pact, Earth would feel tension in the room as Tsar Alinya would flirt with Frug and Earth would be offended by this. Earth would quickly stop Alinya in his attempts to flirt with Frug, the treaty was signed despite Earth trying to stop the Tsar from going on his usual routine of flirting with diplomats.

Maine Strimme and The Unlikely Coincidence
As Earth would walk with Tsar Alinya, they would find a drunk Maine Strimme being rude to the duo. Earth would then draw his pistol and demand for identification papers as she was rude to The Tsar and his Right Hand Man but Alinya would stop him and both would help Maine to Alinya's mansion. Earth would then hear strange noises that kept him up that night and would complain, Alinya would dismiss him every time he tried to ask.

Liberum
As Earth returns to Xeka he would hear about rebels called "Liberum", he would be openly aggressive against them but in a week he would join them due to [REDACTED]. He would help the Liberum cause by influencing their decisions of the council as [REDACTED] and would send telegrams about his actions to [REDACTED]. But apparently, a new person would be joining them, and that would be Earth's ex wife SnowTinttu. She would blatantly attempt to steal power in Liberum as she already swayed most of the government officials there.

The Breaking Point
Earth would return to Xeka to have a meeting with the council, as his status as an advisor he would have the authority to attend. He would feel tense for the entire time he was there as if something were to happen, this is not the first time this happened because Earth would have anxiety. Suddenly Snow would barge in the room but would collapse when she tried to speak, Earth would then order everyone out of the room and pull out his revolver.

Earth knew that Snow was alive so he started to speak to her.

"It's been awhile, I'm sorry it has come to this. Now your the helpless one laying down trying to stay alive ah well it's useless talking to you knowing what would happen next so I will just finish the job right here, right now."

"You were there to help me when I was in deep depression"

"You were there to save me when I told Frug I was going to kill myself"

"You were there when we raised our child, I wonder where he is now"

"You left me when everyone that I considered my friends betrayed me"

"Thank you for this eventful journey you gave me. I will never forget you, goodbye my love..."

BANG

As he pulled the trigger, Earth would remember the times when he and Snow were still a married couple resulting him to tear up as he still loved her, but couldnt trust her, thus Earth deciding to shoot her which he would deeply regret.

Earth would go out of the room with tears in his eyes and announce to everyone outside about Snow's Death. He would leave to get on a boat to Wolfingrad.

On the boat to Wolfingrad, Earth realized he did just not kill Snow. He has mentally killed himself, Earth would enter a state of deep depression as he truly regrets what he done. Earth would start to have mood swings and would lose his own self confidence and self esteem as he would grow to believe he is useless due to his past mistakes and incompetence.

Residence
Earth lives in his town Havardr_Harbor in Frostmarch, alternatively he often goes to Sorrenburg, ludju's town, which is apparently Earth's current lover. In Eldham he lives in Steinborg, Skjoldbrodir.

Mental and Physical Health
Earth has a athletic build but has been diagnosed with PTSD and Depression. He is also prone to Alcohol and Substance abuse, he has a short temper and is quick to anger. He also sometimes breaks down whenever alone due to him having to endure a lot of hardships.

Marital Life
Earth's marital life would be complicated, but Earth is divorced to SnowTinttu and Earth is engaged to Ludju

His marriage with SnowTinttu would be the turning point of Earth's life, as Earth loved her dearly, but SnowTinttu secretly manipulated him. It was because of this manipulation it almost costed Earth his removal from the Xekan council, multiple times. Sadly Earth would be impeached anyway after their divorce due to other circumstances. He would have a child with SnowTinttu named Asmunde Havardr, Asmunde currently is under the custody of SnowTinttu.

He is currently Engaged to Ludju, which started as a simple joke. That joke turned into a actual thing, as the two would grow to love each other.

Accomplishments
Founded Havardr_Harbor, a settlement in Frostmarch that Jarl Host refers to as "A epitome of a soviet work camp"

Helped Co-found the Grand Colony of Xeka

One of the first council members in Xeka

Made the negotiations and organized Xeka's Independence from Tortuga

Authored various treaties for Xeka

Authored the Xekan Doctrine

Authored the Earth Doctrine (Would be abolished after the ratification of the NoRole doctrine)

Part of the Frostmarch Thane Council

Founder of the Cassius-Havardr Arms Company

Minister of Defence of the 2nd Tsardom of Wolfingrad