Tuberism



Tuberism is a religion about Potatoes in Rathnir. It is an unofficial branch of Potatoism and is mostly based in the town Port Solanaria in Bardonia. The religion was founded in mid-late March.

Beliefs
Tuberism includes a variety of beliefs rooting from knowledge granted by the potato. Key beliefs for Tuberites include the strength the potato grants them and its insights into the world through the dualism of the potato.

Dualism of the Potato
This is the belief that poisonous potatoes and regular potatoes are representations of bad and good people. We must strive to become good through our actions and following the way of Tuberism.

Tuberites should reflect the 5 roots and messages of the Potato in their actions. A Tuberite should never perform the 5 don'ts of the potato so as not to become ‘poisonous’.

The 5 roots of the potato

 * 1) Heartiness~ Follow the potato and be kind and warm to others. Let yourself be enthusiastic. Community is highly important in Tuberism.
 * 2) Abundance~ Let the potato be a part of every aspect of your life, so will you be abundant in your own good deeds and potatoes. The potato and its teachings are important both philosophically and physically.
 * 3) Power~ Let the potato strengthen your strengths and weaken your weaknesses. Use the potato’s teachings to establish self control and utilize its natural nourishment for physical power.
 * 4) Comfort~ Let the earth surround the potato. A tuberite must always try to do something good in the worst of circumstances. There will always be something the earth will give back.
 * 5) Brightness~ Let yourself be a beacon for others. The potato inside of you will shine if you accept yourself and others.

The 5 messages of the potato

 * 1) Acceptance~ Everyone can become a Tuberite, some just need a little nudging in the right direction. Do not discriminate against non-Tuberites.
 * 2) Care~ All things, but especially potatoes, need and deserve care. That is why Tuberites, new and old, are encouraged to start potato farms, now a common Tuberite tradition.
 * 3) Love~ Love is important and key to making our fellow Tuberites flourish. Love thy neighbor, love thyself, and especially love thy potato.
 * 4) Humility~ Tuberites are expected to be chaste and full of self control. Although hard, one must abstain from any lusting over the potato.
 * 5) Peace~ As Tuberites, we may endure harassment, beating, and even torture for our beliefs. Retaliation is okay, but only if provoked.

The 5 don'ts of the potato

 * 1) Blasphemy~ Do not use the name of the potato in vain.
 * 2) Lust~ Do not frick the potato. The potato should never be sexualised; it is a holy object.
 * 3) Heresy~ Any proclamation that b**troots are good will result in immediate excommunication from Tuberism. No Tuberite should partake in the possession, growing, selling, buying, consumption or worship of the b**troot.
 * 4) Greed~ Do not take more than is necessary. Share with thy fellow tuberites and neighbors.
 * 5) Hate~ Potato hate will result in prosecution. Tuberites verbally or physically proclaiming hate to the potato is unacceptable.

Founding
Tuberism was founded by the Mesatzu’an tribe of humans on their migration south. For this group of humans, potatoes seemed to be their only salvation on their journey. All those who ate potatoes would grow strong and healthy, while those who didn’t would fall to starvation. As the tribe developed, so did their beliefs. Mesatzu’ans would discover the philosophy of the potato in its dualism and its messages to the living.

Tuberism started out as a small religion shared by the tribe but gradually took over most of the town that they had settled in. The town which most Tuberites now reside in, called Port Solanaria, was canonically always Bardonian, but rapid expansion saw it start to play a larger role in Bardonia. (The large expansion being that it was founded IRL.)

Tuberism & Bardonia
Tuberism started off not having much recognition in the wider world, but gradually it’s citizens rose the ranks of Bardonian society. It stuck with Bardonia for almost a year without fail which boosted respect. They were even given a large province to rule over and lead. They were the last nation to declare independence during the Black Dandelion collapse, and it didn’t last too long due to the mayor selling them out.

Other important events include Bardonia holding a faux communist revolution, with Port Solanaria not supporting it. This lead to a large miscommunication in which Bardonian soldiers marched into town and killed two citizens. As well as the Port Solanaria massacre, in which the towns former mayor lnedible lead most of the town in executing 15 innocent civilians after accusations of beetroot worship. These accusations remain unverified but a witness account named 'Potato Bloodbath' written by Hipps circulates as a book on the events in Port Solanaria. There was also the founding of the sister town of Patania. Patania grew rapidly until its founder, lnedible, became mayor of Port Solanaria and abandoned the citizens.

Holy Sites
Solanum Shrine~ The first homage built towards Tuberism located in Port Solanaria. The Shrine consisted of a small stone arch surrounded by leaves with two barrels for offerings and the book 'The Potato Fool'. The book tells a tale of early understandings of the potato and the ideologies of Tuberism. While the shrine is no longer used, the stone arch is still in place today.

First Tuberite Church~ The first Tuberite place of worship. The Church is located in Port Solanaria and is the first formal place of worship for Tuberism. The Church's exterior resembles a cross between a typical medieval church and a celtic church.