TheAntiAngluniaCoalition: Narrated by its founder

Following this is an account of the Clown Wars written from the perspective of Raptor002, otherwise known as Mr X. This was all written in a letter to Johnny D. Jackson, Chancellor of Anglunia.

The Beginning
This is the story of a big mistake, it all began on 11/07/2021, on that day the Great Lords of Anglunia realized that SuperBibbles had taken control of some islands in the north of Anglunia, which they believed to be theirs. Discovering this, they decided that it was not possible that independent settlements arise within their kingdom.

A few days earlier, an agreement was made between King Coffee Blizun and me, granting my settlement independence. It was unconstitutional, however, and so the deal was cancelled. .

That day I tried my hardest to find an agreement that would allow me to remain independent, but without success. After refusing the possibility of entering the Kingdom of Anglunia, one of the Great Lords, Welpish, decided to threaten me, and so I was forced to re-enter the Kingdom of Anglunia.

On that day I felt betrayed by the people I had previously considered friends, and on the same day they offered me to join the council, but it was too late, the idea of the coalition had already been born. Mr Z and I founded the coalition against Anglunia with the aim of conquering it and dividing its territories with whoever would help us, thus creating an empire. From the beginning I was not so sure I wanted this war, but everything was already in motion and it was too late to stop the wheel.

I was contacted by the Emperor of Santos who offered me to join the royal family so that I could remain independent, but I decided not to accept, thinking that he could not defend me from Anglunia on his own.

The Rise of the Coalition
So we started working on the creation of the Coalition, I made a fake profile on discord, the profile of Mr X, Mr Z supported my idea and became Mr Z. Thanks to these new accounts we were able to hide our real identities and we began the search for allies by contacting as many nations as possible, from former enemies of Anglunia like Andor and USSE to great powers like Maximus and Regnum Drakaes.

The day when we were all supposed to meet on a discord server arrived, was the day in which we were sure to win with an army of approximately 50 warriors made up of the nations of Lutum, Phoenia, Limuria, Regnum Drakaes and Vision Aeternae.

The day we were discovered, the beginning of the end
It was 15/07/2021 and the discord server was created, and the link sent to all leaders who would support us. But shortly afterwards I learned that the Great Lords of Anglunia were aware of the coalition's existence. My plans were shattered, the goal of planning the conquest in total secrecy blown.

The truth was simple, someone had ratted me out. First I thought of Cofko (who betrayed Andor allowing Anglunia to conquer its capital Caemlyn), since King Rand Al’Thor had sent the invitation to everyone on Andor's server, Cofko must have seen it too. But it was too late to fix it, so I thought the only reasonable solution was to introduce myself as Mr X, with the aim of scaring them. So Mr X arrived in the server of Anglunia in a theatrical way first with a gif of V for Vendetta and then the threat of destruction of Anglunia.

The account was immediately banned and I had a first conversation with all the Great Lords, who in the meantime had opened a live to which I had access through the account of Raptor002, it was for that coincidence that I had the opportunity to see an open chat between welpish and Clarckycat (or epic) the leader of Lutum, discovered the spy, banned epic, and had a conversation with him in private he told me that from the beginning had chosen to be on the side of Welpish (Anglunia) and to be his spy.

I decided to use the spy to my advantage, in fact I had to do everything to prevent the Great Lords from discovering my true identity so I told ClarckyCat that I was Commodore_Rossa (an old enemy of Anglunia), In this way I diverted suspicion from me.

Great losses and the beginning of psychological warfare
The initial plan of planning a lightning war in 5 days and then attacking on Tuesday or Wednesday of the following week was scrapped, after which there were other problems, the first was that my allies were very slow to enter the server and that I lost the support of three allies on the same day, Lutum which was a spy, Limuria who was frightened and retreated, and Vision Aetarnae who never answered the call.

Not to mention the many attempts (successful) made by Anglunia to enter the server and find out who was participating in the coalition. In fact, Andor and Phoenia were discovered immediately. For these reasons I decided to defend the discord server by making all chats private. At this point it was clear that we could not win, we had lost the secrecy and half of our army, so we changed strategy and decided to start a psychological warfare.

We decided to make a video with which Mr X would make a speech to the citizens of Anglunia we wrote the text for the speech of Mr X and I made it, while in the meantime we placed signs everywhere in the Kingdom of Anglunia with the words (Andor will take revenge, Gilead will return, and Mr X sees everything).

As soon as I made the video I decided to put it on the cloud and send it to all the officers of the coalition and together we decided to show it to Anglunia the same day, so Mr Z using another account called "Yourdoom" entered the server of Anglunia sharing the link in chat and then showing it in live, from where I was watching thanks to the account of Raptor002, after that after spamming Mr X in chat, YourDoom was banned.

From that day on the Anglunia discord server was "militarised" and you named our coalition CoC, Coalition of Clowns, (for this this story is name Clown War), then I decided to post the video on youtube and share it with all the citizens of Anglunia one by one. Here is the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBrzXMT3ygU

The New Plan
We started to work at new plan with the resources we had available, we decided we had to take Otgard Castle which was still under construction. I placed tnt under the castle to make it easier for the soldiers to get inside by creating a breach. The plan was that the army would be divided into two, the blue army with the aim of distracting the opponent and the red army that would go up the river and strike from behind the castle, easily reaching the tnt and creating a breach. In this way we could easily conquer the castle. Unfortunately with the idea of returning to the castle to fix my tnt, I forgot to remove my citizenship to the castle, that way no one could blame me in case they found the tnt.

The day in which i was discovered By Anglunia
Some time passed, and still not everyone had joined the server, except Regnum Drakaes who had reactivated and started joining the server, in this period we also tried to find new allies but they all refused. And now comes the saddest moment of the story, the moment in which I was discovered, during a chat with PrinoBots (meanwhile I continued to chat with the great lords with the aim of boring them and make them remember me) I made a big mistake, in fact you managed to understand, because of my choice of language, my nationality of which he was aware. In the same a spy informed them of the bomb under the castle (he later found out that the spy was indeed Regnum Drakaes).

The same day you and a few others showed up at the gate of the Black Citadel, asking me if I was the traitor, I understood that it was useless to deny so I exclaimed "Long live Mr X", thus you found out about my participation in the coalition, but not that I was actually Mr X.

In this way the time of war was upon us. The target would be my Citadel, I began to fortify it as best I could, making traps, towers and placing bushes, bamboo cactus and magma blocks everywhere. I had an army of about 20 to 30 warriors at my disposal, although their participation was uncertain.

Doubts and Hope
It was then, especially after a chat with you (who in the meantime had discovered my true identity) that my doubts from the beginning returned and led me to think if everything I had done was a mistake. So I had a choice, to go to war with little chance of winning, or to surrender and have a chance to start again.

In the moment I decided to have a meeting with all the Great Lords of Anglunia, Dolguldur, the Phoenian capital, was raided by Welpish’ bandits, so Lo_many had to leave the coalition to safeguard Phoenia. Me and Mr Z met the lords who were meanwhile teasing us by changing their names to Mr X, Mr Y and Mr Z, which they had been doing for a few days. At first they were not interested in peace, then PrinoBots proposed that I give them the ownership of my citadel and in the meantime pay a debt of 60/80k.

I accepted, but the other lords had other ideas and at the end I decided to surrender and give them my Citadel, while in the meantime I was banned from Anglunia, with the only positive note that I could pass through the country without being killed, I could move to another place and also my shop in Isaz and my tower would not be destroyed, while the walls were. I fulfilled the agreement and went north where I was hosted by Bibbles in the islands of Onding.

In this way ended the story of the coalition, a story of a possible mistake, made as a result of a breach of a pact of trust and friendship, which for me was like a betrayal. However much they may deny it, the coalition was a big threat to Anglunia, in fact due to this threag they created an Anglunian Army, the Anglunia discord server was privatised. They stopped recruiting people for a while, because someone could be coalition spy (in fact there were many spies). In this document I have decided to keep secret the names of the people who were not discovered by Anglunia during the coalition period to safeguard them from possible repercussions.

From Mr X is all

Your doom will come soon