PieClaw

PieClaw is a Human, not a bee dressing as a man. He currently resides in the Tovarisha town of Voskovy, where he has lived for around 6 months. He has been come to be known as "BeeMan"

Arrival in Rathnir
PieClaw wasn't originally born into Rathnir. All he remembers from his early days in Rathnir is waking up in a dark oak forest, somewhere in the Aldoviri peninsula. PieClaw stayed in the dark oak forest, farming sweet berries and living an isolated lifestyle. During his time in the forest, PieClaw had no contact with anyone, all he could find indicating the presence of life was a gravestone for a mooshroom. After realising living an isolated lifestyle wasn’t viable, he sailed his way to the center of Rathnir where he joined Theios-Essukdal, making a home in Urnu-Arrak hoping  to finally come in contact with people.

During his largely uneventful time in Urnu-Arrak, PieClaw mined for gold, and found some weird findings in his house. He found a brewery hidden in a secret basement, and an item storage with 200 barrels under his house. PieClaw also visited the library from time to time.

Townless Time
After PieClaw disappeared for a few months, he was subsequently kicked from Urnu-Arrak, it was confusing when he returned, as what he knew as Theios-Essukdal, was now known as Yimmu-Audal. PieCla wandered the deserts, simply trying to find a place to settle. After months of rigorous searching, across the vast sand dunes, he found a nice patch of ocean in the north-west of Yimmu-Audal, where he would sail into the middle of, and live in an underwater-cave for a few short weeks.

During these weeks, he came into contact with people mining around his home, who warned him of a hostile person in the area. Luckily, PieClaw never came into contact with the hostile player, to his relief. PieClaw also started brewing during his time in the cave, where he only made simple brews in a small cramped area. PieClaw also payed a visit to the town Voskovy, a town in the UBSR, which would later become his permanent home. PieClaw was given a tour of Voskovy by TheRussianTanker, who gave PieClaw some glass from the Crystal forest directly next to Voskovy. A few days after his tour of Voskovy, PieClaw made the decision to make Voskovy his home. All PieClaw left behind at the underwater cave was a few glass domes.

BeeMan
Once PieClaw started expanding the towns brewery, he found a need for some bee-based products, such as honeycomb, and honey. After realising this need, he purchased a hive of bees from a vendor, for the low price of 2,000 dollars. Soon after purchasing the bees, he started to breed the bees, upping production of honey. However, PieClaw realised how the bees themselves sell better then the product, so he started selling the bees at much lower prices then his competitors. His selling soon earned him the name "BeeMan" among the players of Rathnir which he would later adopt as a name.

Current Time
PieClaw still currently resides in Voskovy, living a happy life. He recently defended his hometown of Voskovy in a war against rebels, currently un-named. The war concluded in Tovarisha winning decisive victory. The defense was largely uneventful with PieClaw and his fellow defendors DomaDani, and Mistictitan staying atop of Voskovys impenetrable walls. After the war, he went back to brewing and selling bees.

The Tragic Death of Barry
Barry was PieClaws first bee. Barry was a confident bee, a happy bee. Everyone who met Barry said he made them happy. Barry was a big fan of jazz too. However, on one fateful day, the world was shook by the tragic, brutal death of Barry. Barry had been stabbed, twice, he was almost unrecognisable. Within a week, Barry had his funeral next to the basement he knew as home. The inscription on his headstone reads “Here lies Barry, 2022-2022, buzzin’ and jazzin’ in the clouds”

Still, a question remained. A question which wouldn’t leave PieClaws mind. A question which grew to an investigation by PieClaw himself to find out; Who killed Barry? Who would commit such a heinous crime?

Within a day PieClaw knew who would do such a thing. He knew who killed Barry. He did. He killed his most beloved bee.

Why? Here’s why: PieClaw had been out drinking in the Voskovy tavern, having a great time. When the clock struck 12, PieClaw headed to check on his bees. He was so drunk, he could barely get into the Bee Basement. When he entered the basement, he started playing a game he usually played (when he was not drunk). The game involved trying not to hit a bee when swinging your sword. Due to being drunk PieClaw hit Barry. So Barry couldn’t tell the other bees of this act, PieClaw finished the job.

PieClaw is still haunted by the guilt from committing this heinous act. He is the only one who knows he did it. He told the others that he never found Barry’s killer.

The Scaffolding Incident
Like most of PieClaws stories, this one starts at some kind of tavern.

It was a beautiful, bright day at Tiki Islands. The sand was warm, and the bar had many drinks in stock. PieClaw was visiting alone, drinking lots of rum with no other care. In his drunkenness, he was putting various items on his head - things like, cacti, glass blocks, and a pufferfish. Eventually, PieClaw put scaffolding on his head. It was difficult to get on, but it fit. Everyone was laughing until he tried to take it off. The scaffolding was firmly stuck on PieClaws skull. He tried his best to get it off, but it was ultimately no use.

After a good 10 minutes of panicking, PieClaw gathered his senses, and went to the most intelligent person he knew for help - TheRussianTanker. Tanker calmed PieClaw down, saying he probably knew a way to get the scaffolding off him. He lead PieClaw back to Tiki Islands, where he asked the bartender Deangelii for help. They agreed to help and lead PieClaw and Tanker to the inside of a volcano near Tiki Islands. They stood PieClaw on a large rock in the middle. Then, out of nowhere, Deangelli and Tanker started chanting to a God for help - (Fankt Chwonki, from what I recall).

Alas, Fankt Chwonkie did not help, the scaffolding was still firmly stuck on PieClaws head. Tanker and Deangelli attempted again, but again, we’re ultimately unsuccessful. PieClaw imagined himself, the laughing stock of his hometown, everyone laughing at the scaffolding stuck to his head. That one thought motivated him to remove the scaffolding with brute force. He pulled on the scaffolding, the pain was immeasurable, he pulled again, summoning even more of his strength. Then, the scaffolding moved. Only slightly though. This was going to hurt.

Over the course of 5 minutes, PieClaw pulled the scaffolding, it compressed around his skull, creating an incredibly painful experience. Luckily, he pushed through the pain, summoning all his strength on one final tug at the scaffolding, finally releasing it from his skull.

The air on his skull was refreshing. A gentle breeze brushed up against where the scaffolding had left a mark, it felt like an arctic wind. For weeks after the incident, PieClaw has red marks the scaffolding left. He couldn’t sleep for a good few days due to this traumatic experience. It scared him mentally and physically.

The (attempted) assassination of BeeMan
When BeeMan was first beginning his career, he was relatively unknown - obviously. BeeMan was just going about his day, making hilarious Bee related puns and jokes. After a while of making hilarious bee related pins and jokes, some of haters of bees noticed BeeMan. They bullied bees, and even went as far to say bee related puns and jokes are not pure comedy gold.

This infuriated BeeMan. Who would dare say such a negative thing about bees? This was practically a person attack. BeeMan told the bee haters “Buzz” they were now enraged. BeeMan and then had an argument about bees. After a while of arguing, they snapped. They were so mad, they put a bounty on BeeMans head. BeeMan thought nobody would want to assassinate him, so logically he told people which town he lived in.

Soon enough, a hopeful assassin turned up. BeeMan taunted them from his roof. They also became mad, alike the bee haters. When a leader of BeeMans home joined, they offered to give the assassin a tour (unknowing of their intentions). When they did find out of the assassins intentions, they were incredibly fond to assist them. BeeMan knew this would probably go south.

After a long while of taunting the 2 hopeful assassins, a third person from BeeMans home joined. Soon one of them realised they could tower up to the roof BeeMan was stuck on. This was now going south. A fight ensued, with BeeMan losing, and running away, (not because he lost; just because of his pacifist nature)

Finally, all of a sudden, out of completely nowhere, Moyye flew in from the heavens, and summoned 3 cave spiders to BeeMans roof, then departed, silently. Nobody knows what message this was meant to send, but it was probably a deep one.

After all this violence insued, BeeMans roof was hanging on by its last thread, and it seemed as if everyone from his town had gathered to kill him, the assassin left, everyone in the town dispersed, and BeeMan was left alone, to live another day of making Bee related funny puns.