Wize nifty

Wize_nifty, joined Stoneworks on 04/08/2021. He is a government official in a few different nations, and he is usually seen drunk or hungover. He doesn't know when he was born because he lost his birth certificate and assumes he is at least a couple hundred years old at this point.

Early Life
Wize_nifty was born in Sybada which was the capital of Yurki, His parents and most of his community were fishermen. Wize's parents were abusive, beatings were a regular occurrence for the young boy. One day his father kicked him off the dock, Wize nearly had drowned but luckily the prince of Yurki was present and he leaped into the water-saving Wize from certain doom. His parents were sent to jail and the prince who saved him Otto Olea decided to adopt young Wize and train him to become a government official.

When Wize was only four-teen Zar Olea, his grandfather made him get a job, he didn't want Wize to end up spoiled. Wize got a job as a Cabin boy on SS Sybada named after the most populous city. Working there he learned all about how to sail and maintain a ship, captain Twilight_Edge taught him most of this, he learned the rest from experience.

Starting Out in Politics
Four years later Zar Olea gave Wize an interesting opportunity, Zar wanted Wize to make a fort on the edge of Yurki waters, he appointed Wize and Mattius for the task. It took one year to complete the fort, Wize and Mattius exhausted themselves but eventually got it done in time for Christmas. Zar appointed both Wize and Matius as councilors during the annual Christmas party in Sybada, this was a surprise to Wize and Mattius but they gratefully accepted this role.

Wize started his political career when he became a councilor in the Kingdom of Yurki. Wize didn't like the fact that they were being thrown around by KATO the alliance Yurki was in. One day KATO was fighting three bandits, they lost with twenty people and god-tier items, this embarrassment made it clear KATO wasn't able to protect Yurki, there was no reason to be a part of this alliance so most of the council and Wize decided to leave KATO and start working on their nation instead of putting all there resources into a pointless alliance that wouldn't even be enough to protect them, Yurki worked on it's own military since the ferrymen were a big threat to Yurki security at the time.

Yurki had a problem, it wasn't valued by other larger nations. This truth made Yurki a big target for bandits and thieves, there was an attack every couple of weeks. Yurki was tired of getting shoved around so they looked to Eldham, a new unsettled world with opportunity, they had decided to relocate there. Yurki was sold to Vidoxia and the Empire of Aristios was established During the first few days, there wasn't a proper government, so Wize made one, he drafted up a constitution it was supported by Zar and the council.

Castellum Governorship
Aristios had another problem though. it had gotten a ton of land but didn't have anyone to govern it. Zar ordered Wize and Mattius to govern the province of Castellum they both founded the province's capital Pompealo and began establishing roads and farms. However, during this time Mattius was injured by a wild boar and fell into a deep coma, this greatly upset Wize who was still young and had nearly lost his dear friend. Wize had to focus on the activity of the whole nation and diplomatic duties, so he entrusted the province to Lizzie.

Civil War
Tensions were rising after the newly formed democracy Otto put in place was called into question. Otto had made all four political parties himself. However, anybody could form a political party so the allegations of it being rigged were quickly shot down.

It was said that the empire was inactive. However, it had 140 people answering the activity checks more than Aristios has ever gotten. Nevertheless, Inverse called a meeting with a few of his friends, and it was quickly decided to take over Aristios instead of talking it out with the current government. Despite Wize's best efforts convincing Inverse otherwise, the coup was declared in front of the entire world.

Wize had to take a mental break from politics because of the stress-build-up that was caused when the nation he had been building was going to crumble by Inverse threatening to send his warrior nation to take over with blood despite the empire having 75% of the citizens. Nevertheless, Otto had to concede because of the impending foreign army and the commonwealth was made the official government of Aristios.

Yurki Governorship
Wize Nifty began missing being in the government instead of trying to fight the new government he decided to join. He wouldn't be fighting any battles he couldn't win yet. Wize was appointed governor of Yurki when he mentioned his interest to Inverse, he graciously accepted this task. Wize attacked the work recruiting 15 people in a day he didn't stop at just that he made a code of laws, expanded Sybada, gave out loans to his active citizens so they could start towns, expanded Sybada's Defenses, created lore, made trade deals, and generally just expanded its influence in Aristios making it extremely active to the point where Sybada was the 2nd most active town just behind the town he founded Pompaelo.

Tensions
Tensions between Yurki and the mainland started when NotPeppa a senator candidate made a joke about bribing the Minister of Judgement for 900 in-game money equivalents to one string at the admin shop. He was kicked from the election due to this mishap and was replaced by an anti-conservative senator that joined one day ago. All of the Yurki citizens were in outrage and took to Aristios public chat to voice their grievances. The Minister of Judgement didn't take too lightly to this and ended calling Wize a r*tard, and Notpeppa and Wize both dumbasses for 'not stopping' Yurki citizens from disputing them having a one-day-old Senator. However, Wize did try to stop his citizens, but they didn't listen. Then Z threatened to try to sell Yurki saying "It is inhabited by Wize's Cronies." Then proceeded to try and get Wize ousted from the riot and passed with a 60% majority. However, nobody wanted to govern the islands, so Wize was put back as governor.

Another instance was when Wize wanted to run for Chancellor and Z allowed him. It was fine until he decided to accept someone as a registered voter. Z didn't like this and pulled Wize completely from the race just 1 month after calling him r*tarded. The citizens were upset by this and demanded he is put back on, but Z refused. All the citizens of Yurki decided to drop it and vote for Azreilz the other conservative candidate instead. However, Azreilz only got 17% of the vote out of 44 people. 10 people in Yurki claimed to have voted Azreilz but according to statistics that would be 22% of the vote. If the Yurki citizens didn't lie this would mean Z rigged it. This was very possible because Z was the only one with access to the votes and Azreilz was sympathetic to Yurki and Wize being in the same party.

Just one day after Z came to Yurki to apologize. Claiming he was wrong and offered money for a statue. However, during this time Z knew of Wize's plan to coup so during his apology it is widely accepted that Z only did it to undermine Wize's influence in Yurki by seeming like the good guy. Z most likely did this to try to win Yurki citizens over once they announced them knowing about the coup.

When Inverse announced his knowledge of Wize's independence movement he was trying to start Wize declared independence.

Independence Movement
The independence of Yurki was voted on by the Senate and passed by 90% because the senate assumed it would be getting rid of an Island ridden with Otto-lovers. However, the population didn't even know who Otto was and the Islands were where Aristios was founded. When it was announced that Yurki would become independent Wize set up a temporary government, made lore, and started to recruit. However, three nations Ozeanburg, Astyllea, and OBlock declared war on the pretense that they had an ethnic claim to the land despite having claim to the land for 9+ months while OBlock only had claims to it for 3+months. It was also decided that Yurki was anarchy. However, Yurki had a government setup and an active population as well as government buildings. In conclusion they didn't have any Case Beli and many citizens in Astyllea knew this fact.

Yurki War for Independence
After countless sleepless nights Wize recruited 25 citizens in a day an unheard-of amount at the time. The citizens set up defenses around Sybada setting traps and building a giant tower filled with lava (apparently against SW war rules, sorry about this). The people of Yurki managed to scramble a few diamond sets. The citizens also managed to get a few allies from other nations and Wize managed to stall for 2 weeks. While this was going on Murdius and Slime were setting up the groundwork for a new nation in Eldham. When the war date came only 10 people showed up out of the 20 people that claimed to show up. However, this was most likely due to the sudden switch in time so really Yurki had a couple of hours to notify everyone so 10 people out of the 40 population was a decent time.

When the date finally came the citizens huddled in the tower looking down over the grand city they spent so long to build. They all gathered around Wize to hear his speech before they went into battle. Wize announced to the people who managed to get on in time for the war "We’re gathered here today for the defense of our great nation. We are fighting not just for Yurki but all the smaller nations that think they can’t defend against giant warmongering empires. We are fighting to give them a voice, to make a statement that we won’t take an invasion lying down. We will either triumph on the battlefield or die as martyrs for the good of all nations. We won’t let Sybada go down without a fight. By the end of the battle, I hope to see the Yurki flag shine high and bright in the sky flying over the crystal water of central Rathnir. I wish good luck to you all. May we all die with honor. AVE"

When the battle horns sounded all, you could see was people in protection 4 diamond and netherite gear flood into the city. First, they climbed up the walls then into the city then marched through the main street, and then finally climbed up into the tower. The people of Yurki managed to shoot down 3 - 6 people before being overrun. In the end, the battle was won by the enemy nations in 20 minutes thus ending the Yurki war for independence.

Life in Exousia and Imperium
Wize had to flee Yurki after the battle with only few belongings and few followers by his side. His followers had ended up in a small nation in Serrona called Exousia it was founded by Murdius and Mr. Slime who were citizens of Yurki. Wize took it easy during his time in Exousia, relaxing, making himself a house, expanding the Olea Family, and creating a short-lived newspaper. Wize had slept through the entire Exousian civil war when they deposed Mr. Slime and named Vyani, Murdius's son the new King of Exousia. Wize was focused on the amazing nation called Imperium.

Wize joined the Imperium at the same time he joined Exousia, even though it was short lived he had a great time, he ran a duchy, he became the deputy of Authority, he wrote rules, and he tried to create secret police. He was having the time of his life, he had just come from the Republic of Aristios, a democratic furry nation that oppressed him and his people. In Wize's eyes Imperium was a paradise.

Wize began missing his people in Exousia so he decided to travel back right when Exousia had gotten independence from Vulperium, in his eyes Vulperium was disgusting because it had furries inside of it. He was overjoyed and decided to move there permanently, he got a mansion and decided to live out his days in retirement in the nice desert climate. He had three sons and that was enough excitement for him. While in retirement he had gotten news of the Republic collapsing, he was worried about the state of the country he helped found, he also found out Azreilz who owned one of the nation's Aristios fragmented into was claiming to be a part of the Olea family, this angered him, but it wasn't really his business, so he decided not to worry about it too much.

Things often change drastically, and this is one of them, Ryver a fellow councilor in Exousia bought land that was ancient core Aristii land, Wize thought he had an obligation to develop and populate this little corner of Aristios he managed to get. During this time Exousia merged with New Domatia and Bai to create the nation of Veskalide, but this didn't change much, they became a triarchy and Wize made lots of new friends. During this time Wize got a short-lived position in Kryvonea as a diplomat but got sick and needed to catch up on duties as a mayor so he quit after a month.

Wize devolved the land he named Amerian, built roads, houses, and cleared the mighty jungle that was cluttering up the area. He was getting more and more upset at the state of 'Aristios' or what Azreilz had falsely named Aristios under his version of the Olea family. Things took a turn for the worst when Azreilz handed the nation over to the Rattican, a nation that had zero cultural ties to our homeland. This was too much for Wize. When Otto sent his son, Wize a message to join the newly formed rebellion to get back his homeland, Wize accepted instantly.

Aristios Independence Movement
Otto called over all old Aristii members, Wize was one of them. It was a crystal-clear morning when he got the message, he immediately packed his things without hesitation and nearly ran to Perdin, the capital the rebellion. It was there he was informed of everything going on. Azreilz had betrayed Aristios.

Otto quickly gathered brilliant minds together to help create a government to try and keep the towns we had under the control of the rebellion. Wize was given the task to conference with existing towns and convincing new towns to join. Wize did a good job easing the fears of towns that were thinking about leaving and tried to convince towns to join the noble cause but to no avail, all of the towns that joined were the only towns that were going to join because the rest were either completely inactive or extremely stubborn.

Wize also worked on manual tasks like help building a wall for an upcoming invasion or dealing with Citizen records. Wize also dabbled in the diplomacy section, trying to get nations to join and dealing with the Rattican, the Rattican had realized they couldn't beat Aristios so they joined Ashai and they started helping. This was of great shock to Wize because of the leader GarriGoyle was an old friend who he did diplomacy within the past. Nevertheless, Wize kept going on, dealing with problems as they came up.

Wize was becoming known for staging events for the citizens of Aristios to keep their morale high. Even though Wize was in the middle of a country going through a war, and even though it was extremely stressful, this was most happy he was since the original Aristii empire. Wize made lots of friends and forged good connections with people Otto introduced to him. During this time his best friend, Matius woke up from his coma, Wize was overjoyed.

Aristios went to war, blood was shed, and people died. There were occasional raids to cities on either side, Wize had defended against a few raids and even killed a few people. When all was said and done bodies piled high. The town of Perdin was almost completely demolished from the two battles. However, Aristios had come out victorious and had successfully defended Perdin. Ashai sued for peace, Aristios hadn't had gotten all the land they had hoped for, but we made out with most Aristii core land. Now that the war was over Wize had many plans for the future of Aristios and for the future of himself, his future looked bright, for him and his family.