Ujustgoteezed

Childhood
Ujustgoteezed was born out of nothingness... nobody knows exactly where he came from but just that he wasn't there one day and appeared the next. Ujustgoteezed came into this world with a full set of armor and a powerful sword with unknown origins. He also appeared with red scars surrounding his body that must have come from some long ago wars that he could not remember. He was also born with the build of a young man in his early 20s completely skipping the stage of childhood and infancy. Ujustgoteezed wandered around, lost and without purpose until he stumbled upon The Empire of Aristios. He grew up poor due to his sudden appearance in this world and owned nothing but the armor and sword he was crated with.. When he was 15 he ended up joining the Aristii military as fighting seemed to give him the calling he was looking for. At age 18 Ujustgoteezed decided to look for the city of Goonsville to find his friend Inverse, that he had met during his time in the aristii military, since he had gone missing and was last seen there.

Early Adulthood
Ujustgoteezed became an imperial knight over a short period of time due to his swordsmanship that seemed to be a natural blessing. He climbed the ranks even further until he was a diota but later realized that becoming a higher rank meant more paperwork, commanding, and strategy which overall meant less fighting (which was the only reason he joined the military). Over time he grew bored and weary working as a diota, and he began to crave something more exciting and more stimulating.

Joining The duchy of Goondium
One fateful day Ujustgoteezed was at a pub in downtown Oleapolis, recuperating from a long day at work. He then saw a missing poster of his friend Inverse who had recently disappeared after his journey to goonsville. Ujustgoteezed went in search of the island to find his friend and bring him back to their home in Aristios.

Upon arrival, Ujustgoteezed found Inverse, almost immediately, and ran up to greet his friend and bring him back to Aristios. As he ran up to Inverse, shouting his name, he knew something was wrong. Inverse stared at a statue with his hands clasped together, praying to a statue of what seemed to be a god. As soon as Ujustgoteezed walked behind Inverse he spun around and begged him to become on with the goons and to unlock his true purpose. Well, Ujustgoteezed said no, of course, if some random dude asks you to join his cult you would automatically say no. Ujustgoteezed, despite being extremely worried about Inverse, decided to go home after drinking all night and thought about it, "what's my purpose, why am I working, why am I alive?". Normally Ujustgoteezed would brush off these doubts and distract himself but these doubts started to swarm his mind, Ujustgoteezed couldn't sleep all night.

After a week of this torture, he decided he'd go and find Inverse and join his "goon cult". After calling in sick at work he went to the docks to prepare his boat to sail to Goonsville. However, Inverse ended up finding him first. While walking to the bar he passed a dark alleyway, where Inverse had been waiting for him. It was almost like he knew what Ujustgoteezed had been thinking, "Meet me at Goonsville" Inverse said while throwing Ujustgoteezed a propaganda poster stating that "The Goons are almighty"

Life as a bandit
Ujustgoteezed was thrilled with his new life, he'd actually found his purpose. In time Ujustgoteezed got much better at fighting and ended up becoming one of the best fighters in Eldham. He treated his bandit (goon) brethren as his new family to cope with the distance between loved ones in Aristios, it was just like being in the military again.