Potatoism

In its most basic form potatoism the the worship of the delicious potato's. but with potatoism its a bit more complex, In the beginning of the world the potatoes grew plenty full unfortunately they grew too plenty full, this lead to the rise of rotten potatoes, who we curse by turning them into absinthe. the growing power of rotten potatoes worried the healthy potatoes. The evil potatoes had the power of evil kelp on their side. but on the side of good was the one and only mr electridad who used the power of electricity to fry the kelp creating the first dried kelp. after this great potato war humans arrived in the world from the not world. the potatoes liked the humans and let them become a food if the humans would keep them safe from the kelp and rotten potatoes. the humans agreed, and drank a potato juice now called vodka.

holy texts


 * The holy potato
 * mr electridad pog (fuck you i made it canon)
 * bruh 2 or 3

Gods and Saints


 * The holy potato
 * Saint Nonen (mountains and travel)
 * Saint Electria (technology and golems)
 * Saint Loeos (writing)

RULES OF THE FAITH PUT FOWARD BY THE HOLY POTATO


 * DO NOT REJECT THE HOLY POTATO
 * DO NOT STAMP THY TATERS
 * DO NOT COMIT VIOLENCE OR CRIME AGAINST THE NON BELIVERS
 * DO NOT THREATEN THE WELLBEING OF SOCIETY
 * SPREAD THE PEACE AND WORD OF THE HOLY POTATO

Holy sites


 * The temple in not venice
 * the temple of saint electria
 * the temple of maledictus bruh