Category:The Pumpkin Scripture

The beginning
In the beginning, there was peace amongst The holy hub, all thrived equally, but soon cruelty struck from the sins of a few. They adorned iron bars around their face, metaphorically trapping they're souls, they began to punish and kill out of spite. These were known as the cageheads.

But there was another group of people, these people were persecuted by Their ruthless rulers, the cageheads. they killed the people, our people, in their hundreds. All hope seemed to be lost for our people but, just as their end seemed to draw close. they were given a second chance, a piece of hope in their trying times.

In came someone, someone indescribable. and without words, it bestowed food upon the people. Starved, they thanked it but it was not done.

As it bestowed food upon these people. It bestowed them something more important. an identity

“This pumpkin will represent your people. put them on to show the alliance you have not only to me but to each other,

The shell represents the protection I give to you as my chosen people, the rind represents the bounty of wealth that each and everyone one of you will receive as long as you continue to worship me.

And the seeds, the seeds represent the future of the pumpkins. Ripe with potential”

And with that Last statement it pointed to the crowd and said

“each and everyone of you are brothers and sisters under the pumpkin, and don't you forget it. Now spread the word. Far and wide, and fight your oppressors with the strength I give to each and every one of you”

And with that it left, just as suddenly as it came, leaving the pumpkin heads with not only its gift of food but also, its gift of unity and hope, not only under the pumpkin God but also, with each other.