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= Chapter 1 Jorvick =

Joining Sorbia
Xavier was a traveler who came from distant lands he traveled place to place looking for somewhere that'll keep him. That was until he met a man named Ack Yi who introduced Xavier to his town named Sorbia which had 8 other people at the time including a man named Bedear who was Ack Yi's second in command. Ack Yi told Xavier his plans to go to war with the nation right next to Sorbia named Nidaros to Xavier's horror Nidaros was literally less than 50 blocks away from Sorbia and was way bigger than the little shanty town of Sorbia.

Settling New lands.
Ack Yi would go on to betray the people of Sorbia by asking them to provide him money for war and then leaving the town. Due to this betrayal, the remaining Sorbian's including Xavier had no other choice than to make a deal with Nidaros and relocate. Xavier was one of the first people to make the journey to the new home but not before robbing Ack Yi's home. The travel was peaceful and the new home they found honestly was quite nice. Xavier immediately started working on his tower that almost nobody ended up liking.

Dundee vs Jorvik
The new settlement needed a name so while brainstorming together Xavier came up with the idea to name the new place Dundee while one of the other original settlers wanted to name it Jorvick which at the time was spelled Jorvik. To settle which name we would go with Bedear decided to let the world decide by asking "Would Dundee or Jorvik be a better name?" and the world promptly said "Dundee these nuts" so we didn't go with Dundee.

First Jorvick Public meeting.
Xavier didn't do much at the Public meeting. The only notable thing Xavier did was scream "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" while the meeting was about religion.

Becoming a Hermit
Xavier not too long after the meeting finished his tower and decided to become a miner. Xavier eventually became addicted with mining and would stop communicating with his fellow Jorvickians for a while. Xavier mined so much that he hadn't even realized that Jorvick had joined a nation called Mugen. It wasn't until Xavier had 15 diamond blocks that he eventually realized "Oh shit I haven't been involved in my local community at all." and quickly started paying attention again. However Xavier ended up being a mostly quiet observer when it came to this era of Jorvick until The Battle Of Jorvick happened.

Pre Battle of Jorvick
Xavier gave away 5 of his diamond blocks for the war effort and also started making TNT since a fellow Jorvickian named Carthago Delenda wanted to try and make traps for the Gold Haven Soldiers. Xavier would also make his first set of enchanted diamond armor and his first sword which he named "Hermit's Sword" it was also during this time where Bob would get a "Cat" disc.

Battle of Jorvick
Xavier gave Carthago Delenda the TNT he had made for the war however Carthago gave it back since it was too late to try and make traps for the enemy. Someone named 222Noob222 tried to get the TNT from Xavier but due to not recognizing who 222Noob222 was Xavier decided against giving him the TNT. Bedear ordered everyone on the wall to start with the defense. This defense proved useless however since Gold Haven targeted the attack directly behind the Jorvickian Army which started a blood bath of Mugen Bandits, Jorvickians, Gold Haven, Gold Haven Bandits, Random People who weren't supposed to fucking be there! Everyone was killing everyone and because of this Xavier tried to be careful about not hurting his friends. Sadly a Mugen Bandit decided to beat the shit out of Xavier and he was taken out of the fight losing most of his stuff in the process. Xavier wasn't awake to see the Jorvick Gate be blown up.

Post Battle Of Jorvick
Xavier didn't do much in the immediate aftermath of the battle. Xavier just went back home to his tower and decided to fall asleep. Him and Carthago would eventually argue with Gold Haven members about who won despite the moderators saying that Jorvick had won. The Gold Haven members got to a point where Xavier and Carthago kept repeating the line "God said we won any further complaints are against God, not us" and the men left it at that. Xavier and Carthago decided to turn Gold Haven into a quarry after the citizens of the city moved out.

The Stick War
The Stick War was a personal conflict between Xavier and a man named Bruce7 which started because Xavier is really stupid. Xavier had bought a stick named "The Stick of Truth" for 20k thinking that it'd be magic. It turned out that no it was in fact not magic it was just a named stick. Xavier enraged decided to give the stick away to Bruce7 without really thinking about it. That was until Bruce7 told Xavier that he was the one who originally sold the stick and that now that Xavier had bought the stick once and gave it away he'll resell it to some other dumbass. This enraged Xavier but Xavier realized there was no way he was going to be able to take someone else on without getting better gear.

Xavier goes to the bank.
Xavier went to the bank for a loan so he can get a netherite sword since he had lost his previous sword in the battle of Jorvick. Xavier got a loan of 20k dollars and gave up his Shulker.

The Duel
Bruce7 agreed to meet Xavier in the same spot where they had previously met before so Xavier could "Buy" back the stick however the discussion almost immediately turned into a duel between the two men a duel in which Xavier won. Bruce7 tried to threaten Xavier by asking him what his home nation was. Thankfully Xavier was smart enough to not bring a shield to this fight. The two men sorted something out. Xavier would give Bruce7 his sword named "Hermits Revenge" and Bruce7 would give Xavier the stick back. If this seems like a really stupid deal it was. Xavier had some weird attachment to the stick for some reason?

The Sword of Truth
Xavier turned the stick of truth into "The Sword of Truth" a diamond sword that would have Sharpness 4 Fire 2 and Sweeping Edge 3. This sword is still used by Xavier to this day

Going into a coma
Xavier went into a long-term coma not too long after making the sword of truth.

Waking Up to a New World
Xavier woke up to a changed Jorvick, the Jorvick Xavier had lived in for most of his time here was now called "Old Jorvick" and Jorvick was now the capital of a nation named Catania. It also had turned out that Xavier's friend Carthago Delenda had actually left Jorvick for a small amount of time and got married to a Nidaros woman named Mastertiff. Xavier's friend/leader of Old Jorvick named Bedear also had disappeared at this time alongside most other old Jorvickians which at this point made Xavier the oldest Jorvickian that was still around.

Kalminur mines
Due to Xavier's old work on the Gold Haven quarry, he was almost immediately recruited to help with Kalminur Mines Project which Xavier worked on alongside Carthago, Therandus Lachfrost, Mastertiff, and Nimrod for a couple of hours.

Fighting Pirates.
Xavier joined the battle against a pirate nation. Xavier didn't do much other than almost dying to a pirate with an enchantment that let them move fast in the water. Xavier and 4 other men had chased the pirate into the water which was a mistake. The four men that were with Xavier that day died to the pirate while Xavier quickly realized "Oh shit this guy has Deaph strider!" and got the hell out of dodge.

Time with an Anti-Kazat party/group.
Carthago recruited Xavier into a group consisting everyone who had worked on the Kalminur mines. that was against the current King of Catania Kazato the group had the intention of putting the current King of Jorvick Angel Reach into the position of King if they were able to overthrow Kazato. When Carthago originally recruited Xavier into the group Xavier had assumed that this would be a violent overthrowing of the current government and that Jorvick would finally get the independence that it deserved. Xavier was almost immediately told that the assumption was wrong and Carthago almost immediately said that he regretted letting Xavier into the group which would become a running theme going further.

Xavier's growing resentment of the group
Xavier wasn't really involved in many of the important decisions and it was actively feeling like to him that he was only really there to be laughed at. Xavier didn't know much about the current state of Catania due to his coma and the group would make fun of him for it. Carthago would also go on to say that Xavier was too "Moral" due to the two of them arguing about a Valendor diplomate named Immutable. Carthago had called Immutable "moldable" which tends to imply "easy to manipulate" and Xavier had a major problem with this due to him believing that the group shouldn't have to "mold" people. It actually went as far as Xavier telling Immutable to be careful in what Carthago told him due to the previous statement that was made.

Elections/Council
Xavier was happy that Angel Reach had won the election and joined the Catania Council which was headed by Carthago who would also ask Xavier to approach a fellow Catanian named Greyslate who wanted to become rich through brewing which would start a pretty good friendship for Xavier.

The Beginning of the fall
Xavier's house had been robbed by a fellow member of Jorvick named Panda Cage and Xavier was pretty pissed about it due to Panda stealing 20 blocks worth of diamonds from Xavier. This anger would result in Xavier, Greyslate, and Lady Lucia robbing Panda's house in an attempt to get Xavier's stuff back. Carthago at the time had promised Xavier that Panda would be punished for this.

Xavier finally loses it
While Xavier was asleep Therandus Lachforst showed the group that Xavier had accidentally shown his stash off. The Entire Group minus Angel called Xavier an idiot and said that they couldn't do anything to help him now. When Xavier woke up and saw that this had happened he was enraged.

Betrayal
Xavier would go on to tell Kazat about the group and would also threaten the group by saying that he'll give evidence to Kazat that the group had existed with the intention to overthrow Kazat. Carthago told Xavier that he didn't have shit since nothing too illegal happened in the group meetings. Angel would also go on to tell Xavier that he would have helped him get his shit back despite what the group was saying. That was enough for Xavier to get rid of the evidence he had and tell Kazat to kick rocks. Angel promised that he wouldn't take any action against Xavier and the betrayal hadn't really legally affected Xavier at all.

Slavery
Carthago removed Xavier from his council and gave Xavier to his friend Greyslate as a slave. Thankfully Greyslate was nice enough to not actually treat Xavier as a slave and more of an "eccentric friend who was living with him" which is something Xavier is still grateful for to this day.

Sacrifice
Carthago demanded that alongside Slavery Xavier was also to be sacrificed to the blood god. Xavier was sacrificed and wouldn't be resurrected for 2 months.

Time in hell
Xavier's hell was strip mining for eternity. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't also have to worry about freezing/burning to death. For some reason Greyslate and Lady Lucia we're both also in his hell talking about "Dwarves" and "Farming" as well.

Resurrection
Xavier would be resurrected and sent back to Jorvick. At this point, Xavier figures "I guess I can try to be helpful physically?" so he grinds out mining/tree farming. During this he also destroys a religious monument and replaces it with "Cum Horse" due to the long-running Jorvickian joke of "Cum Horse" Xavier would grind out his diamond blocks back in a week and things were looking good for him.

Banishment from Jorvick
Carthago found out about the prank and decided to try and banish Xavier from Catania over it despite it being something that would take 5 minutes to fix. Xavier would argue with Carthago about this due to the realization that he was getting banished for something really minor. Something Xavier would also realize is that Carthago wouldn't have banished Panda for stealing 20 diamond blocks but would banish Xavier for breaking 8 blocks. Angel came to the rescue and got the banishment reduced to just a banishment for Jorvick. However, Xavier still felt that this was unfair because again Panda wasn't banished for what he did despite it obviously being 10x worse. Xavier didn't want to live in Catania if he couldn't be in Jorvick due to Jorvick being his first home!

Goodbye Jorvick...
Xavier decided to move away from Catania deciding that Carthago was an unreasonable Prime Minister and is currently living in Phadrae however he doesn't believe it will last. Carthago did promise Xavier that they would set an appointment for Xavier to get his stuff back from his home however again Xavier doesn't think that promise will last now that he's moved out of Catania. If it does Xavier has no reason to return to Catania. If it doesn't... Xavier doesn't want to think about that. Thankfully he didn't have to as Carthago did keep his word and explained that Panda had been punished and never did anything ever again.

Joining Phaedrae
Xavier was pretty heartbroken from leaving Jorvick due to the love he had for his old home. However, Xavier knew that he had to move on from it and keep moving forward. Xavier would take up fishing pretty soon after joining Phaedrae. He would also become a recruiter for the town. Most things we're good for Xavier

ErrorL's Event
Xavier saw an invite for a party at the town of Goonsville hosted by a man named ErrorL the goon was demanding gifts and visitors for his event so Xavier brought 5 diamond blocks for the party. Xavier would meet a Jester by the name of Keebo and would share a block of diamonds with him. When Error finally got to them he immediately demanded that Xavier should give him his armor. Xavier said hell no and somehow got away with this. Error brought Keebo and Xavier to his home and showed them that the other guests were locked up. Error would also show both men his headroom, something that would traumatize Xavier worse than '''The Battle of Jorvick. Error would eventually have his guests beat each other up for his amusement and Xavier had to beat Keebo''' to near death. The winner of these fights would be a man named Crash who had beaten Xavier beforehand. Error decided to tell his guests that he'd finish them off due to them not being "entertaining enough" and that was what was enough for Xavier. Xavier brandished his hermit's armor and prepared himself to fight Error however Error ignored Xavier and went after the family of three behind him who was running away. In the chaos, Xavier decided to attempt to ruin Error's event by killing Crash since he was the one who won the event. Xavier after killing Crash ran for it as well digging straight down to avoid Error and to Xavier's horror Error had killed the entire family who had tried to get away. Xavier swore that day that he would kill Error

Operation Armored Hermit
Xavier had decided to prep gear to kill Error which would include a Netherite sword that Xavier would name "Hermit's Sword" and Xavier has decided to say "Fuck it" when it comes to his life. He wants Error humiliated or at the very least wounded. If he could make this "god" bleed then that would be enough. Revenge or death, if Xavier can't have his revenge then he wants nothing. As of right now Operation Armored Hermit is done and Xavier is waiting for his moment to duel with Error.

Xavier vs ErrorL
Xavier and Error fought at Goonsville. Xavier knew that he was no match for Error even with the gear he had made during Operation Armored Hermit so he had also brewed Harming Pots before the fight. However, sadly Xavier had missed Error with nearly all of them and lost the fight. Xavier somehow survived with only one major injury to his left arm but the failure has given Xavier a permanent lesson. Don't do shit half-baked, Xavier might have won that fight if he had grinded out better gear however in his rush to kill Error Xavier decided to not do that and has lost.

Returning to Eldham
Xavier after his duel left Eldham for quite some time and wouldn't come back until about two years later a depressed and sad old man due to his aging. Xavier tried to get back into the habit of doing things but he ended up just thinking about home the entire time. This depression stopped him from mining something that usually felt better and Xavier made a choice.

The Choice
Xavier found a good-looking spot to die wrote his final words down and towered up. Xavier remembered his story thus far on the way up and realized just how much of a fool he was during his life. Before jumping he paid some random guy 13k and told everyone the cords to his stuff as he figured he wasn't going to be needing it anymore. Xavier's final words were "Cyea guys" and he jumped. Falling to his death.

Intended Lesson
Xavier's intended lesson with his signs near his body is this. Don't value your things over your friendships as he did. Xaver only lost everything because he acted irrationally and decided to betray his good friends. This choice of his even if he didn't see it in this light was a way for him to avoid punishment for his past wrongdoings. Be better then Xavier