Geraldinho Pisse

Early Life
Geraldinho was born in the town of Pissevirke in the Simulami province of Stormgova in the years preceding the Great Fire of Pissevirke and the subsequent dispersal of House Pisse. From a young age he learned of his extreme gift for athletic excellence, and it was clear no matter what he set his mind to he would be able to thrive. From learning combat to sailing, he began to make a name for himself as the epitome of the human physique.

As soon as he came of age he immediately abandoned his family in search of fame and glory. He traveled throughout the Simulami Empire where he dominated activities, including but not limited to Ordakor matches, jousting and pvp tournaments, and the only love he would feel in his life, hockey.

Hockey
Whilst on a tour of the Vetr Sea, Geraldinho witnessed a group of youths in the city of Wilmund playing a peculiar game involving a rock and sticks on a sheet of ice. Intrigued he immediately began practicing and became an expert at what would later be known as hockey. Upon his return to Stormgova, Geraldinho brought back this new game and it immediately caught on, becoming the official regional sport of the province of Stormgova.

When the Stoneworks Hockey League was founded, Geraldinho formed the second ever club, the Stormgova Salmons. Starting out in the 2nd division of the Stoneworks Hockey League, Geraldinho recruited several gifted athletes to his club, most notably the famed forward Redstoneguy, who would go on to fetch Geraldinho a hefty price during a sale at the beginning of the 2nd season of the hockey league. The team also included UpsidedownElf, an incredible goalie and Stormgovan native who would go on to have one of the best goalie ratings of the era and being the true defensive spine of the club. The team also included the supersub striker Kospax, and the backup goalie Zer0mandes.

The Salmons concluded the first season at the very top of the second division, securing promotion as well as securing a memorable cup run including a 4-3 thriller in the legendary Stormgovan Derby against the Stormgova Donkeys. Part way through the second season, Geraldinho felt his heart longing for new experiences once again, and he hung up his hockey stick to continue scouring the world for any with the ability to best him in athletics.

Personal Life
The only passions of Geraldinho approaching those of hockey and other athletics were drinking and pleasurable company. He partook in this lifestyle all throughout the Northern half of Eldham as he journeyed on expeditions and away matches in hockey.

The most lasting and notable results of Geraldinho's lifestyle were his many many many many many illegitimate children, none sharing the same mother. One of these children, born of a mother from New Jellhem, was Håkon Pisse, the current house head of the Pisse family, who managed a miraculous rise from his low birth and harbors no goodwill towards his estranged father, who was last reported in Northern Valresh, near the nation of Valreshiya.