Dairbeag

Dairbeag is president of Kaahiru and leader of Stewtown. He is also author of The Meat Sack and Sack Lore, a follow-up to The Meat Sack following new discoveries that were made about the meat sack entity. He is one of the wealthier players on the server due to living in the mesa and frequently mining there.

He is usually calm, but when angered can be difficult to calm down, becoming highly erratic in his behaviour. He can be mentally unstable at times, especially around people he dislikes.

He uses his Milk Finger sword in combat, which is a sapient sword that causes much of his mental instability. His frequent wielding of the sword has caused his right arm to become the colour of rotten meat and his eyes a yellow-green tone.

Historical Events
During The Red Coronation, he was contemplating killing everyone there after realising how easy it could be, but decided against it because of the presence of o6dity and ViewedMarquis, unaware of the duo's intentions to do the same. He later narrowly escaped the massacre following a fight with o6dity, believing that had he not drank coffee for a speed boost he would have been slain.

He proclaims himself to be the indirect main cause of The Great Golden War, saying that had he not wanted to do some Uldarash-sanctioned murder, Bardonia's illegal mining operation would not have been discovered, and so a fine never given and war never declared. This belief gives him a sense of both guilt and significance.

He fought on Ardat's side during The Viper War, helping to fortify Ardat Mosul and siege Manetheran.

On the 18th of November, he expressed interest in joining The Pillagers. The next day, he messaged o6dity about it and was invited to their group. During the battle at the Bastion, he provided equipment in the form of two shulker boxes of crossbows and fought for a brief period of time before having to leave.

In The Great Golden War, he was present for the full 2 hour duration, simply sitting on the wall and a nearby tower and talking with others until combat engaged, where he fired arrows at the defenders, with a few hitting their mark, until the wall was attacked and he was killed, proceeding to die several more times until he escaped back to Kaahiru.

Dairbeag was present at the first negotiations following the Bardonian illegal mining incident, but did not have a say due to his status being simply a citizen at the time.

On 7th December 2020 he carried out a coup of Kaahiru.

He used the Milk Finger, along with a specially enchanted trident, dragon head and netherite axe, to manipulate properties of the meat sack entity and attain immortality. In prior testing, it was found that this procedure would result in either the death of the person attempting to carry it out or their immortality. Judging by the fact that he is still alive after it, it is almost certain he is now immortal.