Holeism

"Join the hole, become Whole"

The Awakening
"The hole speeds queue; this is known"The Hole's Powers, are mysterious and far-reaching. Hours after the religion of Holeism was founded, weird occurrences started happening when people stepped into the hole. The first was the "bouncy-house" effect. The holy Holeism would send people flying from left to right inside the 2-block hole. This was a definitive sign from the heavens that there were mysterious forces at play when inside the hole.

But the most fantastical power was realized when player x2g jumped into the hole. Immediately after x2g converted to Holeism and jumped into the whole, he exclaimed "I'm position number 1!!". Moments later he was disconnected from the lobby and sent to the heavens of Rathnir. It is so far unknown how to replicate this phenomenon precisely. Our Holeism priests are hard at work deducing how followers of Holeism can take advantage of this.