Honkism

The Great Honk:
At the Beginning of time there was only an Egg within the vast Void of the Cosmos. The Egg was the center of everything till one day it began to hatch in that moment the great Holy Goose emerged. The first moments of his Life he spend searching in the vast nothingness of space till he questioned his existence in this place of nothingness. He began poundering what if there was time and space where other beings could live in. An Eternity was spend him being alone until he released he could create anything he desired. He released a large amount of Energy into the Cosmos the sound of which can be only described as a very loud honk.

The First Honk:
In his first attempt he created the concept of time and space which caused stars and planets to be created.

The Second Honk:
His second attempt was more success of which he successfully created Gravity.