God in a box

On the fourth day of the tenth month of the year two thousand twenty, the Lord appeared before the people of Tvear,

And the Lord said unto them: …, for He was AFK at that moment, And the people of Tvear built a great box in their sinful wretchedness,

And they put the Lord inside, saying unto the people of Rathnir:

Come and see the God, and make a wish.

And the people of Rathnir came from the lands of the north, and the lands of the south, and the lands of the west, and the lands of the east, and the lands of the north-east, and the lands of the north-west, and the lands of the south-east, and the lands of the south-west.

But none of them reached the box, for the Lord awoke and in his rage looked upon the Tvear

Then the Lord left the box and said unto the people of Tvear: Hui

And then the Lord disappeared and he was there no more.

People of Tvear despaired, for they knew that the God abandoned them,

And they prayed and drank and shouted unto the air,

But the air was silent, for it has no voice

But there was one who had no interest in the tourism industry,

His name was Assurdirapal, son of Assurbanipal, who was the son of Esarhaddon, who was the son of Sennacherib, who was the son of Sargon.

He looked upon the congregation and he said unto them: …

For he was too busy making a circle from reddened dust.

And he made a circle from the reddened dust, that was red like the red flowers of the land of Nineveh, and like the red fish from of the land of Harran, and like the red stone from the land of Dur-Sharrukin, which lies near the land of Kalhu and far from the land of Khepesh.

And then he said unto himself: Let us steal the power of God, so that we can be like the God himself.

But his form of expression wasn’t correct, for he desired the power only for himself.

And the congregation said unto him: Let us be selfish and use the Lord for our selfish tourist industry, and let us worship the Lord through our selfish deeds.

But Assurdirapal didn’t hear it, because he was busy again.

But then he was busy no longer and he said unto the Lord:

''Enfys, I summon thee. Come and appear!''

And the God appeared before the people of Tvear once more

And the God said unto the people of Tvear: Sup

And the people of Tvear were happy

But then the Lord saw that Assurdirapal made a circle of reddened dust, which was red like the water of Mare Rubrum, and like the sands of…

And the Lord struck him with lighting, for he had enough of this gibberish.