PieClaw

PieClaw is a Human, not a bee dressing as a man. He currently resides in the Tovarisha town of Voskovy, where he has lived for around 6 months. He has been come to be known as "BeeMan"

Arrival in Rathnir
PieClaw wasn't originally born into Rathnir. All he remembers from his early days in Rathnir is waking up in a dark oak forest, somewhere in the Aldoviri peninsula. PieClaw stayed in the dark oak forest, farming sweet berries and living an isolated lifestyle. During his time in the forest, PieClaw had no contact with anyone, all he could find indicating the presence of life was a gravestone for a mooshroom. After realising living an isolated lifestyle wasn’t viable, he sailed his way to the center of Rathnir where he joined Theios-Essukdal, making a home in Urnu-Arrak hoping  to finally come in contact with people.

During his largely uneventful time in Urnu-Arrak, PieClaw mined for gold, and found some weird findings in his house. He found a brewery hidden in a secret basement, and an item storage with 200 barrels under his house. PieClaw also visited the library from time to time.

Townless Time
After PieClaw disappeared for a few months, he was subsequently kicked from Urnu-Arrak, it was confusing when he returned, as what he knew as Theios-Essukdal, was now known as Yimmu-Audal. PieCla wandered the deserts, simply trying to find a place to settle. After months of rigorous searching, across the vast sand dunes, he found a nice patch of ocean in the north-west of Yimmu-Audal, where he would sail into the middle of, and live in an underwater-cave for a few short weeks.

During these weeks, he came into contact with people mining around his home, who warned him of a hostile person in the area. Luckily, PieClaw never came into contact with the hostile player, to his relief. PieClaw also started brewing during his time in the cave, where he only made simple brews in a small cramped area. PieClaw also payed a visit to the town Voskovy, a town in the UBSR, which would later become his permanent home. PieClaw was given a tour of Voskovy by TheRussianTanker, who gave PieClaw some glass from the Crystal forest directly next to Voskovy. A few days after his tour of Voskovy, PieClaw made the decision to make Voskovy his home. All PieClaw left behind at the underwater cave was a few glass domes.

BeeMan
Once PieClaw started expanding the towns brewery, he found a need for some bee-based products, such as honeycomb, and honey. After realising this need, he purchased a hive of bees from a vendor, for the low price of 2,000 dollars. Soon after purchasing the bees, he started to breed the bees, upping production of honey. However, PieClaw realised how the bees themselves sell better then the product, so he started selling the bees at much lower prices then his competitors. His selling soon earned him the name "BeeMan" among the players of Rathnir which he would later adopt as a name.

Current Time
PieClaw still currently resides in Voskovy, living a happy life. He recently defended his hometown of Voskovy in a war against rebels, currently un-named. The war concluded in Tovarisha winning decisive victory. The defense was largely uneventful with PieClaw and his fellow defendors DomaDani, and Mistictitan staying atop of Voskovys impenetrable walls. After the war, he went back to brewing and selling bees.

The Tragic Death of Barry
Barry was PieClaws first bee. Barry was a confident bee, a happy bee. Everyone who met Barry said he made them happy. Barry was a big fan of jazz too. However, on one fateful day, the world was shook by the tragic, brutal death of Barry. Barry had been stabbed, twice, he was almost unrecognisable. Within a week, Barry had his funeral next to the basement he knew as home. The inscription on his headstone reads “Here lies Barry, 2022-2022, buzzin’ and jazzin’ in the clouds”

Still, a question remained. A question which wouldn’t leave PieClaws mind. A question which grew to an investigation by PieClaw himself to find out; Who killed Barry? Who would commit such a heinous crime?

Within a day PieClaw knew who would do such a thing. He knew who killed Barry. He did. He killed his most beloved bee.

Why? Here’s why: PieClaw had been out drinking in the Voskovy tavern, having a great time. When the clock struck 12, PieClaw headed to check on his bees. He was so drunk, he could barely get into the Bee Basement. When he entered the basement, he started playing a game he usually played (when he was not drunk). The game involved trying not to hit a bee when swinging your sword. Due to being drunk PieClaw hit Barry. So Barry couldn’t tell the other bees of this act, PieClaw finished the job.

PieClaw is still haunted by the guilt from committing this heinous act. He is the only one who knows he did it. He told the others that he never found Barry’s killer.

The Scaffolding Incident
Like most of PieClaws stories, this one starts at some kind of tavern.

It was a beautiful, bright day at Tiki Islands. The sand was warm, and the bar had many drinks in stock. PieClaw was visiting alone, drinking lots of rum with no other care. In his drunkenness, he was putting various items on his head - things like, cacti, glass blocks, and a pufferfish. Eventually, PieClaw put scaffolding on his head. It was difficult to get on, but it fit. Everyone was laughing until he tried to take it off. The scaffolding was firmly stuck on PieClaws skull. He tried his best to get it off, but it was ultimately no use.

After a good 10 minutes of panicking, PieClaw gathered his senses, and went to the most intelligent person he knew for help - TheRussianTanker. Tanker calmed PieClaw down, saying he probably knew a way to get the scaffolding off him. He lead PieClaw back to Tiki Islands, where he asked the bartender Deangelii for help. They agreed to help and lead PieClaw and Tanker to the inside of a volcano near Tiki Islands. They stood PieClaw on a large rock in the middle. Then, out of nowhere, Deangelli and Tanker started chanting to a God for help - (Fankt Chwonki, from what I recall).

Alas, Fankt Chwonkie did not help, the scaffolding was still firmly stuck on PieClaws head. Tanker and Deangelli attempted again, but again, we’re ultimately unsuccessful. PieClaw imagined himself, the laughing stock of his hometown, everyone laughing at the scaffolding stuck to his head. That one thought motivated him to remove the scaffolding with brute force. He pulled on the scaffolding, the pain was immeasurable, he pulled again, summoning even more of his strength. Then, the scaffolding moved. Only slightly though. This was going to hurt.

Over the course of 5 minutes, PieClaw pulled the scaffolding, it compressed around his skull, creating an incredibly painful experience. Luckily, he pushed through the pain, summoning all his strength on one final tug at the scaffolding, finally releasing it from his skull.

The air on his skull was refreshing. A gentle breeze brushed up against where the scaffolding had left a mark, it felt like an arctic wind. For weeks after the incident, PieClaw has red marks the scaffolding left. He couldn’t sleep for a good few days due to this traumatic experience. It scared him mentally and physically.

The (attempted) assassination of BeeMan
When BeeMan was first beginning his career, he was relatively unknown - obviously. BeeMan was just going about his day, making hilarious Bee related puns and jokes. After a while of making hilarious bee related pins and jokes, some of haters of bees noticed BeeMan. They bullied bees, and even went as far to say bee related puns and jokes are not pure comedy gold.

This infuriated BeeMan. Who would dare say such a negative thing about bees? This was practically a person attack. BeeMan told the bee haters “Buzz” they were now enraged. BeeMan and then had an argument about bees. After a while of arguing, they snapped. They were so mad, they put a bounty on BeeMans head. BeeMan thought nobody would want to assassinate him, so logically he told people which town he lived in.

Soon enough, a hopeful assassin turned up. BeeMan taunted them from his roof. They also became mad, alike the bee haters. When a leader of BeeMans home joined, they offered to give the assassin a tour (unknowing of their intentions). When they did find out of the assassins intentions, they were incredibly fond to assist them. BeeMan knew this would probably go south.

After a long while of taunting the 2 hopeful assassins, a third person from BeeMans home joined. Soon one of them realised they could tower up to the roof BeeMan was stuck on. This was now going south. A fight ensued, with BeeMan losing, and running away, (not because he lost; just because of his pacifist nature)

Finally, all of a sudden, out of completely nowhere, Moyye flew in from the heavens, and summoned 3 cave spiders to BeeMans roof, then departed, silently. Nobody knows what message this was meant to send, but it was probably a deep one.

After all this violence insued, BeeMans roof was hanging on by its last thread, and it seemed as if everyone from his town had gathered to kill him, the assassin left, everyone in the town dispersed, and BeeMan was left alone, to live another day of making Bee related funny puns.

Forge Monopoly
When forges were first discovered on Rathnir, PieClaw obviously built one. It took a few tries to get it working, but eventually it did work. Soon however, PieClaw saw StoneyStoner ask if anyone had a working forge. Obviously PieClaw replied, as he had a working forge.

After a few seconds Stoney teleported to PieClaw and asked to see his forge. PieClaw showed Stoney through Voskovy, leading Stoney to the entrance to his forge. PieClaw and stoney walked down to the forge, so Stoney could confirm the forge was working. Stoney confirmed the authenticity of the forge, handed PieClaw a Netherite Ingot for his time, and then went on his way. This was the beginning of the forge monopoly.

Since PieClaw had the only working forge on Rathnir (before there was a spawn forge, he decided to capitalise on it. He made the area around the forge look nice for his customers, put up signs leading to the forge, and decided on a fee to use the forge of 500. Once he finished set up, he begun advertising the forge, not charging the fee for his first few customers, so they would tell others about the forge, without talking about the price.

Soon enough, through word of mouth and advertising, PieClaw had 5+ customers in the forge at 1 time. The business was doing great. Some of his customers even decided to start advertising the forge. Due to all the publicity, PieClaw was worried people would decide to copy the forge design, so, logically, he blocked every part of the forge off except the anvil. People asked him for the design, and since a man must uphold his monopoly, he told them the complete wrong design.

After having a great few hours of having a prosperous monopoly on the forges, some competition sprouted up. And the competition has visited PieClaws forge, and we’re informing people that you must pay to use it. This wasn’t good, because they charged nothing to use their forge. Due to the competition sprouting, PieClaw decided to lower his forges fee to 0, this was no longer a competition, this was a rivalry. The competition quickly became more fierce, with PieClaws rivals attempting to sabotage his forge, and kill his customers.

Soon after another attempt by his competition, a new person appeared at the forges door. PieClaw obviously suspected this individual to be someone sent by his rivals. However, the individual claimed to be leader of the newly formed BlackSmiths Guild. Obviously, PieClaw let them use his forge, because they wanted to craft and test weapons. They also required someone to test the weapon damage on, so PieClaw obviously nominated himself.

Soon enough, a few weapons had been tested, so Noodle went back to the forge to craft more. When Noodle returned, to where PieClaw was waiting, they saw a bandit through the glass, desperately trying to get into the forge. This was the same bandit PieClaw had been told was killing his customers at the nether portal (They claimed it was “Self Defense”). They asked to enter his forge, obviously, PieClaw denied the request. So the bandit, slightly annoyed about not being allowed to use the forge, decided to start killing PieClaws customers. Luckily, the problem soon solved itself, because most the people the bandit killed were defenceless, so they soon came back with armour and weapons to kill the bandit. They killed the bandit easily, and once again there was a steady stream of customers into the forge. Once again, weapon testing started, and all was well.

After another few hours of weapon testing, customers forging weapons, and situations, Stoney announced that a forge must be facing north to work. PieClaws forge monopoly was completely over now, all the customers were gone, Noodle thanked PieClaw for his assistance in weapon testing, and everything went back to how it normally was in the basement of PieClaws brewery.