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= Hes'Talon Kelg'Kaine =

Ancestry
Talon is a full-blooded Goblin of the deep underground city of Aurothak, under Rathnir. His father was of the Kelg Clan and his mother was part of the Hes Clan. The Hes was the more prominent clan in the area, as it was said they were related to the legendary Goblin Brothers. But due to lack of recording history than in the clan, no one knows really which brother they were related to.

Childhood
Talon was an quite intelligent goblin at an early age. He quickly learned the goblin way. At age 6 he took interest in the aboveground and whats up there. So his family hired a crazed wizard half-elf called Arethous. He taught young Talon all about the surface people and how they lived. To Talon it was fascinating. But his family grew worried. What if he wanted to go up there? So they stopped Arethous from seeing Talon. Talon grew angry with his parents for stopping him from seeing his favourite teacher. By 20 he snuck out of home and climbed and scaled up his way up to the surface. He then emerges in the land of Tortuga.

Early Life In Tortuga
After he emerged in Tortuga, Thesexycanadian let Talon join the growing town of Tortuga in the Akratian Empire. He set him self up in the pirate town and gladly embraced the culture of the Tortugan Pirate. His life was quite uneventful during his time in Tortuga. He spent many of his days underneath mining for riches, or farming wheat.

Supernatural Encounters
Talon grew bored of his repetitive life and decided to venture around the world. He went far and eventually got lost. He stumbled his way into a ruined cathedral dedicated to a currently unknown moon pantheon. He decided to set up camp near the cathedral for the night and sleep. But as Talon prepared his tent, ghosts (Ingame they were creepers on top of vexes, but I call them ghosts for simplicity) awoke. Talon ran quickly away as soon as he saw the ghosts emerge. After he barely managed to get back to Tortuga he just relaxed and went back to his old way of life. That until he heard of a monster attacking Walmart from a fellow Tortugan, Saltysandi the Princess of Tortuga. Talon decided that destroying a massive beast would fun and something that could get him into the history books of Rathnir. As he got to Walmart, he saw what Salty was talking about. A massive, around 10 block tall magma cube, which Talon would call Maguma. He shot at the beast with his bow and the cube slowly broke apart. After the beast was broken into tiny cubes from which he sliced them up with his sword, Khuvantsar. He gathered up the monster's remains. When he got back to Tortuga, another creature had invaded the bay of Tortuga Isle. A big and spikey fish which shot lazers, which Talon dubbed Gadian. The thing instantly died and Talon ripped off its spikes and scales. He hung the remains of both on his wall. Talon was busy paying respects to his dead pets, until he looked down the mountain. He saw a massive giant kitted out in netherite attacking fellow Tortugans. Talon got down from the mountain and joined the other Tortugans in killing the giant. It was a gruelling fight, lasting a few days.

Older Life
During his 30s, His sanity was slipping away due to his encounter with the ghosts he saw. He thought that all the weird and strange things were because of him. This led to his multiple episodes were he would become attached to certain crops or fungus. He would also start missing his folk and become very excited from hearing about his people. Talon met another goblin, Vonnie (Thatchycar517) a writer and song composer. Vonnie would gift Talon a book, Gobbo101, a book based all around being annoying to humies. After some thinking, he would go adventuring to fix his brain. He would see great buildings, temples, castles and massive cities. He would eventually find a priest who would cure him of his insanity. After this, he would become the Turd Lord of the Turd Gang.