Artisan Conflict

The Artisan Conflict is an ongoing battle between players Hyperyikes and HomelessCheese. This began on August 19th, 2021, when Hyper posted an advert that they were selling a single piece of cheddar cheese on their auction house. Homeless then began to one up Hyper, mentioning that he was selling all kinds of wonderful cheeses, with special properties and tastes. He mentioned that there would be no use in trying him, as he owns a factory for his cheese making needs. Instead of backing down, however, Hyper took this as a personal and ideological insult. With ideas of wanting the many to be able to make cheese, they claimed that cheesemaking should not be just for the few. Homeless then claimed that if everyone was to begin to make cheese, then the economy would collapse and value would turn to zero. Hyper, being unfazed, claimed that even if that were to happen, it would be fine, as cheese is a food for the people, and should spread like the bacteria that creates it. Thus began the Artisan Conflict, a battle between the 1% of artisan cheese makers, represented by HomelessCheese, and the people, represented by Hyperyikes.