Igetnogirlslol

Humble Beginnings
IGetNoGirlsLol is a 19 year old male residing in Eldham. One fateful night he woke up on a beach, alone, without any memories nor belongings save for a dampened journal. Confused he set off on a journey to find a place to settle down and peacefully live his life, a journey that would unforunately go very, very astray. Detailed below are the entries he made in his journal.

Entry 1: Where am I?
Today I awoke upon a beach, the sun fading beyond the horizon. I know not my name, nor the place I find myself. Without supplies, without shelter, I see that I must act quickly to ensure I do not find myself at the mercy of the guardians of the Limbo. I pray to a higher power that it shows mercy, pray it allows me to see but one more sunset.

Entry 2: A Lovely Saunter
The night was grueling, a freezing gale whiping my back, the water within my drenched boots begining to freeze. Surely I would have perished had I not stumbled upon a small settlement, in which delightful folk took me under a roof, led me to a warm fire. Took me not a moment too long to drift off into a deep slumber. Once I awoke the townfolk introduced themselves, I had found myself within the walls of the settlement of 'Kjoldverd' in the state of 'Eiendom.' They led me through the settlement, it was compact yet homely. Once the leader offered to allow me to stay I needed not to ponder the decision, filled with relief that the posibility of imminent demise was now absent.

Entry 3: Recurring Memories
Each night I lay upon the soft wool cushions of my bed, wanting to drift off to unconsciousness, yet each night the same nightmare plagues my dreams. The screams of hundreds, sparks of flames within a town, senseless violence I dare not put upon a paper. The events I witness are beyond my memory, but alas I fail to evade the eerie visions.

Entry 4: Contribution
Knowing no other place but Kjoldverd, I dedicate myself to it entirely. From dawn to dusk I push the limitations of my body, mind, and soul- As the weeks passed I constructed myself a restful home, and spent days seeking lost explorers, showing them the same mercy the townfolk showed me on my first eve. The settlement of Kjoldverd grew into a bustling town, full of fresh peoples seeking a place to call 'home.' The growth of the town was impeccable, and my efforts were noted by the Grand General of Eiendom. All is well, the nation is prosperous, yet I tire from my efforts.

Entry 5: Rise to Power
As days pass, I start to lose count. Recently the Grand General has appointed me as the Head Chairman of the nation, my responsibilities swell once more. I have went from a lowly townsman to an overseer of the nation, whilst many would envy my position I see it as a curse- I slave away to ensure others prosper, yet never dismantle the endless abyss of issues that arise. I know not what my life has become, for all I wish is a peaceful existence, this stands to be the absolute opposite. Alas I have no clear path out, I must do my duty for I owe it to the people.

Entry 6: The Stranger
My hand trembles as I note down the event that transpired this morn. A dubious traveler stumbled out of the jungle, they walked with a steady pace, and demanded the company of a fellow that had recently taken residence within Kjoldverd. I was foolish not to ponder their intentions, and had led them to the man they wished to see. To my utter shock and fright, the traveler pulled out a blade and plunged it into the man. As I stumbled away in shock, contemplating what I had just witnessed, the traveler disappeared into an alley- Due to my senselessness and incompetency an innocent man now lay dead, his blood, viscous and mucous, seeped from his wound. T'was wild for me to ever consider a man would take another's life in such a tranquil manner. Now I come to understand the vile nature of the world we are condemned to dwell in. I swear by all that I hold dear, such a blunder would never arise from me again.

Nation Reborn
IGetNoGirlsLol began to understand the evil within the world, and understood he needed to act to protect himself and his people. The following entries explore the creation of the Eiendom National Guard and its rapid expansion.

Entry 1: The Guard
The world is dark and cruel, harsh and unforgiving, horid and evil. I come to understand that if you do not cross people, they will cross you. Since that fateful day where I witnessed a man take another's life, I reorganized my priorities. Yesterday I organized the National Guard, comprised of my most trusted peoples, if the Grand General cannot act to protect the people, I will instead. Eiendom shall prosper, and those who dare undermine it shall be brought to swift justice.

Entry 2: The Brewery Region
I have began to notice flaws within the system. Disorder within the nation. Anarchy within authority. I have acted swiftly, under the shroud of constructing a national brewery, I ordered the guard to construct a region for all its members to reside within. Order will be brought to disorder, the Guard shall ensure the continious prosperity of the state. Freedom fails to subvert order.

Entry 3: The Peoples' Protectors
For far too long the people of Eiendom lived carelessly, for far too long the people of Eiendom lived in weakness- Relying on the mercy of those who surround them. No standing army, no reservist corps, no way to protect the people. I shall eliviate this fatal flaw, what the people call 'freedom' is in reality danger, what people call 'peace' is in reality weakness, what people call 'prosperity,' what I called 'prosperity,' is in reality a road for chaos to destroy order. Order must prevail, order shall prevail- Chaos will be exterminated from the lands of Eiendom, I shall ensure it. Today the Guard mobilizes. Tomorrow our first enemies shall fertilize the lands with their blood.

Entry 4: The Republic
Today I march alongside my men to our first conflict. The enemy resides within Vinh, a republic plagued by weakness and fear- they pose no threat to us nor our nation, the Guard itself outnumbers their population 3 to 1. Some may call this invasion unjust, oppresive, maybe even criminal, yet I do what must be done. A republic is weak in nature, the people are free to do as they please, the people control the state, and as such the state cannot check the spread of chaos. I cannot allow weakness to exist on our borders, I cannot allow for my neighbors to be a gateway of chaos into Eiendom. Tomorrow we shall arive, the battle will be swift, the enemy crushed and order restored. Glory to the guard.

Entry 5: Order Against Chaos
I transcribe this entry hours after the conflict at the former republic. There was no resistance, all who were present at the border surrendered, begged to be allowed to go free. I am a man of mercy. I am a man of righteousness. I freed them from suffering. I freed them from chaos. And I answered their plea- I let their heads go free of their bodies. Vinh stood abandonded. Stood until our explosives arrived- Chaos was conquered.